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Why are jetskis so hyped up right now?

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bananaman123431
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What’s so special about them. just curious. are they like vishnu?
Jan 6 2022 9:46PM 10 6
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tarm
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Idk where your using jet skis in the winter but hype is warranted, they're fun asf
Jan 6 2022 9:51PM 43 0
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dwt802
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In b4 chaos

**This post was edited on Jan 6th 2022 at 9:52:54pm
Jan 6 2022 9:52PM 12 0
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bananaman123431
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tarmIdk where your using jet skis in the winter but hype is warranted, they're fun asf


r they crazy soft?
Jan 6 2022 9:53PM 2 3
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ASSholebomber22
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If you don’t know bro, you probably shouldn’t be even asking about them bro.

Can’t you see bro, it’s like anti-marketing bro. Keep the brand mysterious bro and then get a bunch of chill bros to ride them bro, the skis sell themselves bro.

fr tho bro, rip vishnu, there is a new edge lord in town. Along with that bro that makes those soldier pants. Don’t cut yourself on those edges bro.
Jan 6 2022 9:59PM 46 2
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bananaman123431
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i got you, keep this off the front page. cant let people find out about these skis
BiffbarfIf you don’t know bro, you probably shouldn’t be even asking about them bro.

Can’t you see bro, it’s like anti-marketing bro. Keep the brand mysterious bro and then get a bunch of chill bros to ride them bro, the skis sell themselves bro.

fr tho bro, rip vishnu, there is a new edge lord in town. Along with that bro that makes those soldier pants. Don’t cut yourself on those edges bro.
Jan 6 2022 10:00PM 7 1
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hi_vis360
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vishnu drops way more content than jetskis, I hope jetskis puts out a project though
Jan 6 2022 10:05PM 8 0
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CatdickBojangles
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You got trolled they aren’t even real.
Jan 6 2022 10:11PM 20 0
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bananaman123431
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CatdickBojanglesYou got trolled they aren’t even real.



Jan 6 2022 10:12PM 7 0
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meth_man
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How do I get to the jet skis website from the bottom of Alta
Jan 6 2022 10:57PM 48 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Because DJ Khaled got em at his place in Miami
Jan 6 2022 11:01PM 5 0
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Hoffhound
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https://jetskis.xyz/products/skis-1
Jan 6 2022 11:02PM 7 1
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meth_man
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Hoffhoundhttps://jetskis.xyz/products/skis-1


Maybe I am too old to understand but what the fuck is this
Jan 6 2022 11:05PM 9 2
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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A jetterson skiblade. Duh.
meth_manMaybe I am too old to understand but what the fuck is this
Jan 6 2022 11:10PM 4 0
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meth_man
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How many Ttik tok dances do you have to publish to purchase these

asking for a friend
Jan 6 2022 11:12PM 14 6
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keagan.karstens
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People buy them cuz they think it makes them cool. Don’t buy skis for clout
Jan 6 2022 11:14PM 11 10
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ski_salmon69
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CatdickBojanglesYou got trolled they aren’t even real.


op has schizophrenia
Jan 6 2022 11:39PM 8 0
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Logi
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Personally jet skis are too short for me. In fact I legally can’t ski anything under 210 cm in the US. If this reply gets 10 like or more I will tell the whole story. Hint: I get sponsored by Vishnu
Jan 6 2022 11:42PM 26 0
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ski_salmon69
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LogiHint: I get sponsored by Vishnu


are you being gangstalked?
Jan 6 2022 11:44PM 5 0
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Jems
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it’s really difficult to find any real information on them besides what you hear from other skiers
Jan 6 2022 11:50PM 10 1
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Jems
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BiffbarfIf you don’t know bro, you probably shouldn’t be even asking about them bro.

Can’t you see bro, it’s like anti-marketing bro. Keep the brand mysterious bro and then get a bunch of chill bros to ride them bro, the skis sell themselves bro.

fr tho bro, rip vishnu, there is a new edge lord in town. Along with that bro that makes those soldier pants. Don’t cut yourself on those edges bro.

most original and funny comment i’ve ever seen congratulations on being so funny and original ha
Jan 6 2022 11:50PM 13 6
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Jems
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keagan.karstensPeople buy them cuz they think it makes them cool. Don’t buy skis for clout

they’re discounted icelantics that are stiffer than blends but have more edge contact than on3p magnus, mine have held up pretty well so far. It’s a lot more than just to look cool but yes you’re kind of right.
Jan 6 2022 11:54PM 18 0
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ASSholebomber22
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Jemsmost original and funny comment i’ve ever seen congratulations on being so funny and original ha

Bro
Jan 7 2022 12:20AM 6 2
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Logi
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ski_salmon69are you being gangstalked?


No…
Jan 7 2022 12:25AM 3 0
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Jems
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BiffbarfBro

what are you surprised i called you out?
Jan 7 2022 12:29AM 7 5
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ASSholebomber22
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Jemswhat are you surprised i called you out?


NOT core bro
Jan 7 2022 12:30AM 10 5
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MaimHelp
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They are basically icelantic danollies, which if you haven’t tried, are extremely fun.


sanch(who designed and started jet) made em most likely cause he thought his danollies were the shit and since they don’t make em said fuck it and made jet so he could have em again
Jan 7 2022 12:51AM 10 0
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BLandz
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I got an old pair of 2015 danollies in my garage with countless edge cracks and mounted once already 5/10 cond. $150
Jan 7 2022 2:20PM 8 0
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Chrischi69
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Pbone.
Jan 7 2022 7:21PM 2 0
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