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alexhallsdad
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I was riding the lift with a homie today and he had an amazing idea. This has definitely been thought of before and probably posted about but it’s time to finally act on it.

A dating site for skiers, snowboarders can join too cuz we don’t discriminate. I need a girl w slut strands in my life and if I make this site it might actually happen, I also need to make this site cuz I can’t talk to people in person.

So, are there any coders on this site because I have no idea where to start.
Dec 27 2021 1:29AM
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JacksonA125
Posts: 88 - Karma: 803
alexhallsdadI was riding the lift with a homie today and he had an amazing idea. This has definitely been thought of before and probably posted about but it’s time to finally act on it.

A dating site for skiers, snowboarders can join too cuz we don’t discriminate. I need a girl w slut strands in my life and if I make this site it might actually happen, I also need to make this site cuz I can’t talk to people in person.

So, are there any coders on this site because I have no idea where to start.


You don’t need a girl, you need another pair of skis. Costs less, complains less, lasts longer, won’t break your heart in the end.
Dec 27 2021 1:32AM
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signtime
Posts: 2271 - Karma: 20,670
A company tried it before in Colorado. They had a super successful chairlift speed dating event, and then released a trash app and died... LuvByrd.


https://skiloveland.com/mc-events/luvbyrd-chairlift-speed-dating-2/


So if you do it, just do on-hill mixers, not an app.
Dec 27 2021 1:54AM
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alexhallsdad
Posts: 21 - Karma: 313
JacksonA125You don’t need a girl, you need another pair of skis. Costs less, complains less, lasts longer, won’t break your heart in the end.


This is an incredibly good point
Dec 27 2021 1:55AM
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ndye
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larilinesign
So if you do it, just do on-hill mixers, not an app.

I’m pitching a tbar speed dating day tomorrow to my managers, it’s the perfect scenario, have something to start with for conversation, appropriately sized people being paired together and an active situation the whole way up.
Dec 27 2021 2:14AM
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signtime
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ndyeI’m pitching a tbar speed dating day tomorrow to my managers, it’s the perfect scenario, have something to start with for conversation, appropriately sized people being paired together and an active situation the whole way up.


If you build it, they will come. Especially if the local news does a story
Dec 27 2021 2:48AM
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Butterytips69
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They really just need a Ready to Mingles line next to the singles line
Dec 27 2021 8:13AM
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Abomber22
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How original.








Dec 27 2021 8:49AM
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freestyler540
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I found the best way was to ride sigles, join strangers of the opposite sex then chat with them. By the top, I know if they are up to join me for a lap.
heh, and people called newschoolers a sausage fest… I can only imagine the male to female ratio.

Whitewater used to put on speed dating around valentines day. First few years were good, but the last 3 years there were 20 guys and 3 girls. The last year was nothing but dudes. It died then…
Dec 27 2021 10:04AM
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evaroni
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Farmersonly.com
Dec 27 2021 10:18AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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JacksonA125You don’t need a girl, you need another pair of skis. Costs less, complains less, lasts longer, won’t break your heart in the end.

A pair of skis cant film you or be your DD from the hill
Dec 27 2021 10:29AM
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grantn_
Posts: 296 - Karma: 3,293
alexhallsdadI was riding the lift with a homie today and he had an amazing idea. This has definitely been thought of before and probably posted about but it’s time to finally act on it.

A dating site for skiers, snowboarders can join too cuz we don’t discriminate. I need a girl w slut strands in my life and if I make this site it might actually happen, I also need to make this site cuz I can’t talk to people in person.

So, are there any coders on this site because I have no idea where to start.


It’s not tinder, it’s sender
Dec 27 2021 3:00PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,474
Ahall bought to have a stepmom
Dec 27 2021 4:05PM
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anders_a
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pre corona we called this after ski or "apres"
Dec 27 2021 4:14PM
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-Dan
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Instagram works
Dec 27 2021 5:02PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Wait, NS isn’t a dating site?
Dec 27 2021 8:24PM
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ModMommy
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I just use Newschoolers it’s worked in the past.
Dec 27 2021 8:55PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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a_pla5tic_bagWait, NS isn’t a dating site?
safarisamI just use Newschoolers it’s worked in the past.

Problem with ns is one cant hide their prolific shitposting tendancies from potential partners
Dec 27 2021 9:02PM
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JacksonA125
Posts: 88 - Karma: 803
ReturnToMonkeyA pair of skis cant film you or be your DD from the hill


No they can’t that’s true. But, again, they won’t shatter my heart into a million pieces
Dec 27 2021 10:24PM
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Chunderface
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Quit being creepy
Abomber22How original.








Dec 27 2021 11:51PM
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dmcdmc
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,422
More men than woman ski in general so the app is going to be saturated with guys. If you're a woman who skis, chances are you don't need an app to find a partner. Or you just use a normal dating app and have a line "points for skiing"
Dec 28 2021 1:17AM
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cyphers
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instant sausage fest
Dec 28 2021 12:30PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I feel more comfortable letting people i have sex with look through my porn history than my NS history
ReturnToMonkeyProblem with ns is one cant hide their prolific shitposting tendancies from potential partners
Dec 28 2021 1:27PM
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ajbski
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GOGGLES AND HELMETS STAY ON DURING SEX
Sep 28 2022 2:10PM
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SuspiciousFish
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The referenced post has been removed.


Dude your spamming a degenerate ski website with an ad to online pimp women from a war torn country. The fuck man.
Sep 28 2022 3:44PM
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GayWolf420
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Skier girls have cooties.
Sep 28 2022 5:50PM
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Plymouthfreeskii
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Craigslist
Sep 28 2022 6:41PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI feel more comfortable letting people i have sex with look through my porn history than my NS history


idk, even though I'm a bit of a degen here, I'm also like that in person. If you can't handle me on NS, you don't deserve me irl.
Sep 28 2022 7:09PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,940
how about those flask whiski poles, but we put a pocket pussy in the endcaps so you can fix that creeping sense of lonliness clearly striking you during ski laps
Sep 30 2022 8:39PM
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Farmville420
Posts: 3951 - Karma: 49,514
ajbskiGOGGLES AND HELMETS STAY ON DURING SEX


Imagine shawty in a ruroc helllllll nawwwww
Sep 30 2022 9:11PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36696 - Karma: 110,718
But like being so downbad that you're desperate for a female ski companion is some wack shit. Fuck that. Lone Wolf skiing will always remain king.
Oct 1 2022 1:34AM
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 1669 - Karma: 18,323
icedhow about those flask whiski poles, but we put a pocket pussy in the endcaps so you can fix that creeping sense of lonliness clearly striking you during ski laps

Imagine u riding with a random single and they start fucking one of their poles
Oct 1 2022 2:07AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6046 - Karma: 68,511
ReturnToMonkeyA pair of skis cant film you or be your DD from the hill

My skis have been my DD before when having to travel from top of the hill at a condo party to the bottom to catch a bus.
Oct 2 2022 5:05PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6172 - Karma: 66,444
weatcoastMy skis have been my DD before when having to travel from top of the hill at a condo party to the bottom to catch a bus.

That's fair and I guess you could also use a pair of skis to prop up your phone or camera and film yourself.
Oct 2 2022 8:05PM
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weastcoat
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ReturnToMonkeyThat's fair and I guess you could also use a pair of skis to prop up your phone or camera and film yourself.


Now we’re thinking my guy
Oct 2 2022 8:10PM
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MaimHelp
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So grindr 2?
Oct 3 2022 9:40AM
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Rparr
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freestyler540The last year was nothing but dudes. It died then…

Lmao
Oct 3 2022 11:14AM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 2498 - Karma: 23,622
Gf that doesn’t ski is better in my opinion. Skiing is my happy place and I refuse to let her ruin that.
Oct 4 2022 12:54PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6046 - Karma: 68,511
KilaTsunamiGf that doesn’t ski is better in my opinion. Skiing is my happy place and I refuse to let her ruin that.


Facts plus you don’t have to change ur pace at all
Oct 4 2022 12:58PM
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cyphers
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KilaTsunamiGf that doesn’t ski is better in my opinion. Skiing is my happy place and I refuse to let her ruin that.


shredder gf > doesn’t ski gf >>>>>>> wants to learn how to ski gf
Oct 4 2022 3:31PM
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Rparr
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cyphersshredder gf > doesn’t ski gf >>>>>>> wants to learn how to ski gf


I feel this, I don't have the patience to teach anybody how to ski
Oct 4 2022 3:38PM
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ajbski
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cyphersshredder gf > doesn’t ski gf >>>>>>> wants to learn how to ski gf
RparrI feel this, I don't have the patience to teach anybody how to ski

idk, my gf was a beginner skier. would go maybe 1 or two times a year.

I was a level 3 ski instructor and sort of took her on as a project. in the span of three years, she shreds the back bowls and goes touring with me. Obviously doesnt huck cliffs or spin tricks, but i dont really have to wait around for her.

I think its a lot a lot a lot easier to find a girl who you find attractive and teach her how to shred, vs finding a girl who shreds you find attractive. gets worst with age too.
Oct 4 2022 4:21PM
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KilaTsunami
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cyphersshredder gf > doesn’t ski gf >>>>>>> wants to learn how to ski gf

Follow cam Gf >> all
Oct 4 2022 6:30PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Would be sick to get a girl learning the proper fundamentals of how to break picnic tables and on3ps and also which cigarettes are the best to smoke for a proper 2 prez 2 instead of any of that pole planting pizza shit

**This post was edited on Oct 4th 2022 at 6:46:00pm
Oct 4 2022 6:45PM
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PsychicMigration
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ajbskiidk, my gf was a beginner skier. would go maybe 1 or two times a year.

I was a level 3 ski instructor and sort of took her on as a project. in the span of three years, she shreds the back bowls and goes touring with me. Obviously doesnt huck cliffs or spin tricks, but i dont really have to wait around for her.

I think its a lot a lot a lot easier to find a girl who you find attractive and teach her how to shred, vs finding a girl who shreds you find attractive. gets worst with age too.


I also did this headed into year two though progressing fast.
Oct 7 2022 2:51PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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ajbskiidk, my gf was a beginner skier. would go maybe 1 or two times a year.

I was a level 3 ski instructor and sort of took her on as a project. in the span of three years, she shreds the back bowls and goes touring with me. Obviously doesnt huck cliffs or spin tricks, but i dont really have to wait around for her.

I think its a lot a lot a lot easier to find a girl who you find attractive and teach her how to shred, vs finding a girl who shreds you find attractive. gets worst with age too.


did this with an ex too. I'm not instructor but she was able to get down the cirque at Snowbird by the end of our relationship
Oct 7 2022 3:28PM
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warm_diet_coke
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KilaTsunamiGf that doesn’t ski is better in my opinion. Skiing is my happy place and I refuse to let her ruin that.

I don’t think you’re dating the right person if they’re ruining your happy place
Oct 8 2022 10:07PM
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mrk127
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Farmville420Imagine shawty in a ruroc helllllll nawwwww


hey man a hole is a hole. gotta do what you gotta do
Oct 9 2022 2:32PM
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