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What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done skiing this year?

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muffMan.
Posts: 1276 - Karma: 10,783
I hit a rock weird and crossed my tips that just sent me over and face planted. Right by lift too
Dec 23 2021 1:07PM 18 0
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Logi
Posts: 378 - Karma: 3,683
Yesterday my tips kept sinking into the powder (forgot to wax my skis) and I would face plant. And so one of these times I did an accidental J-walk in the powder, ejected out of my skis, fell backwards, and whiplashed my head, which sunk into the snow. Pretty sure I got a minor concussion. This is all under the lift, too
Dec 23 2021 1:14PM 11 0
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 918 - Karma: 14,184
I haven't gone yet :(
Dec 23 2021 1:33PM 19 0
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 5868 - Karma: 58,863
Got hyped on the east coast season only for it to rain non stop.
Dec 23 2021 1:40PM 28 0
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NateDude
Posts: 169 - Karma: 1,140
Well, on day 1 i forgot a koozie. When I drove up again i did not make the same mistake!
Dec 23 2021 1:47PM 4 0
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2404 - Karma: 19,310
Fucked up my hip two weeks ago, sent it straight into a rock. Took a week off, and gave myself a concussion on my first day back.
Dec 23 2021 2:41PM 9 0
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sindreplassen
Posts: 584 - Karma: 5,195
I have new boots rn so i look like a complete kook lmao
Dec 23 2021 2:47PM 5 0
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PissWizard69
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,821
I somehow managed to cross my skis while standing still causing me to fall over in the lift line. I was embarrassed to say the least
Dec 23 2021 2:48PM 6 0
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MaimHelp
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 11,680
Posted a boofed clip
Dec 23 2021 4:45PM 7 0
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r00kie
Posts: 4322 - Karma: 46,719
You guys have skied this season?
Dec 23 2021 4:48PM 8 0
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Jacobthesadskier
Posts: 412 - Karma: 3,590
I was on a chairlift with a girl I liked and decided it would be funny to make 'long ski long dick' jokes in reference to my 188cm revolts, unsurprisingly she hasn't talked to me since. I loathe myself.
Dec 23 2021 6:16PM 37 1
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halfwatt
Posts: 174 - Karma: 2,175
I was getting hyped to try a back 4 off a rail and when I went to skate into it, my front edge caught and I fell
Dec 23 2021 9:58PM 8 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 38,755
I was tired and cocky and got too far back (tendency to not lean forward enough when I’m tired) and lost the tails skiing moguls right next to the lift
Dec 23 2021 10:01PM 5 0
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muffMan.
Posts: 1276 - Karma: 10,783
Damn man, rip.

any sane girl would have loved it
JacobthesadskierI was on a chairlift with a girl I liked and decided it would be funny to make 'long ski long dick' jokes in reference to my 188cm revolts, unsurprisingly she hasn't talked to me since. I loathe myself.
Dec 23 2021 10:06PM 8 1
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 5097 - Karma: 53,037
Monday. First day in Colorado, first ride on Super Guage, one of the busier lifts that day. I push off the lift, pump the ramp and on the first skate, my jeff's edge caught and I fall hard onto my face.
Dec 23 2021 10:30PM 7 0
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Lippamani
Posts: 1020 - Karma: 10,410
r00kieYou guys have skied this season?


Tonight was 24th time this season and I'm in upper Midwest
Dec 23 2021 10:53PM 7 0
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Lippamani
Posts: 1020 - Karma: 10,410
Used my wets for a whole day without hitting more than three rails
Dec 23 2021 10:54PM 14 0
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r00kie
Posts: 4322 - Karma: 46,719
LippamaniTonight was 24th time this season and I'm in upper Midwest


Key word there is upper. Southwest Michigan has only gotten below freezing a couple of times.
Dec 23 2021 11:09PM 3 0
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armchair_skier
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 18,558
was doing a 270 onto a tube and did like a 360 to 50/50 to double eject face slide
Dec 23 2021 11:19PM 5 0
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weatcoast
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 48,239
MaimHelpPosted a boofed clip


Yeah you fucking idiot


i did a 2 on continuing 2. Never been more embarrassed
Dec 23 2021 11:27PM 4 0
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Lippamani
Posts: 1020 - Karma: 10,410
r00kieKey word there is upper. Southwest Michigan has only gotten below freezing a couple of times.


I'm Minnesota Wisconsin border so I'm 5min from wild mountain and 12min to trollhaugen.
Dec 23 2021 11:33PM 1 0
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 1813 - Karma: 3,681
i didnt get stinky fingers on the lift ride up
Dec 23 2021 11:42PM 1 6
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Turd__Authority
Posts: 8420 - Karma: 54,266
Fell right after getting off the lift...
Dec 23 2021 11:49PM 3 2
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Arnie777
Posts: 38 - Karma: 696
Went skiing pow with my din settings on 4, managed to do 3 turns before double eject under the liftline.
Dec 24 2021 4:19AM 5 0
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sullivanob
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 7,945
LippamaniUsed my wets for a whole day without hitting more than three rails


thats not embarrasing as long as you werent like carving or something the whole day
Dec 24 2021 12:23PM 2 0
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SirSponkerJohn
Posts: 86 - Karma: 579
Coleg55I hit a rock weird and crossed my tips that just sent me over and face planted. Right by lift too


A few days ago I was doing a nosebutter/ 3 spin thing on the ground and my pole went under my left ski and I ate shit infront of the lift line.
Dec 24 2021 1:36PM 3 0
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xmus56
Posts: 4 - Karma: 34
I was working on my switch riding and was trying to get back to firwards and caught my edge. I then fell backwards and knocked over the slow sign. All while the entirety of the ski instructors were by the lift and saw the whole thing.
Dec 24 2021 2:59PM 2 0
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11857 - Karma: 7,965
Tipped over doing a nose butter infront of some young guns ........ They gave me shit
Dec 24 2021 3:46PM 3 0
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MaimHelp
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 11,680
weastcoatYeah you fucking idiot


i did a 2 on continuing 2. Never been more embarrassed


If you shifty tf outta the font 2 it’s okay, but if it’s spelt due to lack of rail control you’re a fuckin shit ass skier and should quit rn
Dec 24 2021 5:08PM 4 2
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Session
Posts: 5170 - Karma: 19,667
One of my skis hooked up on a cat track, saved it, ended up switch, and then fell in to the snow bank. Some little 12 year ski racer called me a gaper. Feels bad.
Dec 24 2021 5:22PM 8 0
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Chrischi69
Posts: 652 - Karma: 5,004
Tried to switch lip and tacoed bt the rope
Dec 24 2021 5:48PM 1 0
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rawdawgdylan
Posts: 18 - Karma: 231
Was night skiing the park back home because I’m back home for the holidays and I was absolutely ripping on how shitty the park was made to my brother and the park crew dude who was in charge of the whole thing was right next to me and heard the whole thing. Anyways, we homies now and every time we see each other we always say what up.
Dec 24 2021 6:30PM 2 0
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 8,502
Skied a fast line and tried to slash at the end. I got sucked by the heavy snow and high sided. Also found out one of my toe pieces is stuck at 18
Dec 24 2021 8:20PM 4 0
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nmwninjart
Posts: 2421 - Karma: 11,207
LippamaniI'm Minnesota Wisconsin border so I'm 5min from wild mountain and 12min to trollhaugen.

That is Awesome. I would probably have been there 24 times too if I lived that close.


For embarrassing moments, I got hung up in a pile of small children on the rope. One let go , crashed into the one in front of me and then both of them crashed into me. I had to half carry the little girl in all pink away from the rope to avoid more collisions and to untangle all our skis.
Dec 24 2021 8:47PM 2 0
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 23,412
ReturnToMonkeyMonday. First day in Colorado, first ride on Super Guage, one of the busier lifts that day. I push off the lift, pump the ramp and on the first skate, my jeff's edge caught and I fall hard onto my face.


Yo g let’s link! You got ikon or just WP
Dec 24 2021 9:29PM 1 0
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DeebieSkeebies
Posts: 34043 - Karma: 80,006
I got blown up on an up rail to down propane tank feature by not going fast enough and getting rekt by the tank
Dec 24 2021 9:31PM 1 0
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 5097 - Karma: 53,037
ColoradoDogfartYo g let’s link! You got ikon or just WP

Ikon. Im down!
Dec 24 2021 9:57PM 1 0
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ColoradoDogfart
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ReturnToMonkeyIkon. Im down!


Bet! I’ll pm you
Dec 24 2021 10:07PM 1 0
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Raf.Diaz.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 3,528
I kinda broke my not fully healed collarbone mid air on a 3 up on a flat rail
Dec 24 2021 10:13PM 3 0
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AMango99
Posts: 16 - Karma: 48
Did a nollie off a roller and caught my tips breaking my thumb by a skiers fracture on a green
Dec 24 2021 10:28PM 3 0
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Lemuel
Posts: 14234 - Karma: 8,251
The only tricks I’ve done this year are kfeds
Dec 25 2021 6:47AM 6 0
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 12,706
Tried to lip onto baby's first box, sidewall of my trailing ski hit the front of the box and ejected. I just washed out and fell on my hip, but like bruh it's baby's first box, this should never happen.
Also I was like the only skier in the mini park and the rest were snowboarders, so maybe I made skiing look bad idk
Dec 25 2021 2:41PM 1 1
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CrowbarJones
Posts: 24 - Karma: 301
Tore my acl after dropping off a rock under the lift.
Dec 25 2021 9:21PM 4 0
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Brayblade
Posts: 333 - Karma: 2,623
I tried flipping a stupid jump and crashed like a stupid idiot on my stupid face. My shoulder has been hurting for the past 2 weeks
Dec 26 2021 3:27AM 4 0
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hdubs
Posts: 1085 - Karma: 10,761
Tried to gap the snake late spring last year liftline and cased the fuck out of it. Full yardsale and tomahawked like 5 times
Dec 26 2021 3:32AM 3 0
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