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The Polar Express is the worst popular Christmas movie

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r00kie
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Half the movie doesn't actually contribute to the story, it lacks iconic moments, and any attempt a joke is just surface deep and lacks any creative depth. Discuss.
Dec 21 2021 9:54PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Yeah but it has a cool train
Dec 21 2021 11:52PM
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HypeBeast
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Confirmed. Op is in third grade.
Dec 21 2021 11:58PM
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Casey
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Might just be over your head brother there’s. Lot of good lessons in there
Dec 22 2021 12:50AM
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PimpChimpin
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This is true. Also the animation and artwork is like a fever dream and Lowkey creeps the shit out of me. Maybe I’m a 🐱
Dec 22 2021 2:29AM
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arnie_grape
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op:

Dec 22 2021 11:45AM
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CowboySkibop
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arnie_grapeop:



This motherfucker, travis Scott, and that Hot chocolate banger are pretty iconic to me
Dec 22 2021 11:53AM
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skierman
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PimpChimpinThis is true. Also the animation and artwork is like a fever dream and Lowkey creeps the shit out of me. Maybe I’m a 🐱


That's because all the characters including the kids are played by Tom Hanks. One of the key reasons why this is the greatest movie of all time.
Dec 22 2021 12:32PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Its always been my least favorite movie I think it’s mainly due to the animation. If it was a live movie or a cartoon it might be good
Dec 22 2021 12:49PM
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FruitBootPro
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Please elaborate on the "half of the movie that is irrelevant to the plot" cuz I can't think of any scene that doesn't contribute to the main character's development/experience
Dec 22 2021 3:08PM
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r00kie
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FruitBootProPlease elaborate on the "half of the movie that is irrelevant to the plot" cuz I can't think of any scene that doesn't contribute to the main character's development/experience


Hot chocolate, rollar coaster track, train on ice, heard of animals on track, etc. All just filler.
Dec 22 2021 3:16PM
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FruitBootPro
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r00kieHot chocolate, rollar coaster track, train on ice, heard of animals on track, etc. All just filler.


All that shit is entertaining as fuck tho and part of what makes the movie fun
Dec 22 2021 4:50PM
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Flynnski
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Hate that movie
Dec 22 2021 5:29PM
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Non_State_Actor
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skiermanThat's because all the characters including the kids are played by Tom Hanks. One of the key reasons why this is the greatest movie of all time.

This guy must loooove Castaway.
Dec 22 2021 6:18PM
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asparagus
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that movie is literally what all kids want: epic train, random shit happening for no reason but adds to the adventure, also the whole movie just has this ‘feeling’ idk what it is but op obviously doesn’t feel it
Dec 22 2021 7:12PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Op becomes moty and thinks he can start making all these outlandish takes
Dec 22 2021 7:31PM
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MichiganCatFart
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It seems like the polar express has a lot of parallels to religion in particular christianity (maybe I just see this because this is the lens I look through). Its definently is strange movie for sure since it's all a dream.
Dec 22 2021 7:31PM
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SuspiciousFish
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skiermanThat's because all the characters including the kids are played by Tom Hanks. One of the key reasons why this is the greatest movie of all time.


Dec 22 2021 9:13PM
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WoFlowz
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Fucking hate this cause kids called me the polar express kid cause of my glasses in 6th grade
Dec 22 2021 9:52PM
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MichiganCatFart
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WoFlowzFucking hate this cause kids called me the polar express kid cause of my glasses in 6th grade

I'm guilty of doing this exact thing to a kid at school, now I have been working with the guy for almost a year. Never to his face did i say it at school(i didn't know his actually name at the time). Now i joke about it.
Dec 22 2021 10:38PM
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FruitBootPro
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WoFlowzFucking hate this cause kids called me the polar express kid cause of my glasses in 6th grade


LMFAOOOOO
Dec 22 2021 11:56PM
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theabortionator
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I've actually never seen it
Dec 23 2021 3:04AM
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.frenchy
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oh you shut your whore mouth OP
Dec 23 2021 9:23AM
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arnie_grape
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skiermanThat's because all the characters including the kids are played by Tom Hanks. One of the key reasons why this is the greatest movie of all time.


wow big surprise skiierman loves a movie where the whole cast is liberal pedophiles
Dec 23 2021 1:12PM
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SofaKingSick
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arnie_grapewow big surprise skiierman loves a movie where the whole cast is liberal pedophiles


weird, the only other person i've heard say that about tom hanks is my aunt who is a rube and started using the internet in 2017
Dec 23 2021 1:23PM
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arnie_grape
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SofaKingSickweird, the only other person i've heard say that about tom hanks is my aunt who is a rube and started using the internet in 2017


welcome to the real world kiddo
Dec 23 2021 3:16PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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r00kieHot chocolate, rollar coaster track, train on ice, heard of animals on track, etc. All just filler.

You just listed all the best parts of the movie
Dec 24 2021 12:31PM
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