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WoFIowz
Posts: 9788 - Karma: 72,394
Guys I fucked up. I fucked up bad. For the first time in EVER I fell getting off the lift. I tried to cut a bit too sharp behind the person on the chair with me and I just fell over lol. Didn't stop the chair but embarrassing. Fml

Where do I turn in my skis?
Dec 16 2021 5:57PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51489 - Karma: 160,483
You say you can ski? but you can't turn? Now you want a dis track for a burn, but how else will you learn then the simple shame, don't ski the same, that whack ass unload technique ain't even plain, you're giving this website a bad name, go fast take chances brapp.
Dec 16 2021 6:03PM
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PissWizard69
Posts: 186 - Karma: 2,119
Okay Jerry
Dec 16 2021 6:25PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 8,043
you can start snowboarding with me if u like
Dec 16 2021 6:38PM
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2317 - Karma: -11,329
I took my mom skiing once and she got scared to get off the lift so she jumped late and tore her acl and mcl right there at the bottom of the ramp. that was a fuckin shit show... so even though you're a jerry at least you're not a jerry with a fucked up knee like my mom.
Dec 16 2021 6:57PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,559
Craw_DaddyI took my mom skiing once and she got scared to get off the lift so she jumped late and tore her acl and mcl right there at the bottom of the ramp. that was a fuckin shit show... so even though you're a jerry at least you're not a jerry with a fucked up knee like my mom.


I will never underatand the beginners instinct if NOT standing up and getting off the chair. Even on really flat ramps and slow chairs. And yet they all want to use the friggin rope tow....
Dec 16 2021 7:06PM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 32,991
theabortionatorYou say you can ski? but you can't turn? Now you want a dis track for a burn, but how else will you learn then the simple shame, don't ski the same, that whack ass unload technique ain't even plain, you're giving this website a bad name, go fast take chances brapp.


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Dec 16 2021 7:10PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13077 - Karma: 18,690
Next time get some footage
Dec 16 2021 9:04PM
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PimpChimpin
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 12,570
Time to retire the baggy pants
Dec 16 2021 10:10PM
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Coop69420
Posts: 1 - Karma: 45
Stay on the greens until you learn some respect rookie
Dec 16 2021 10:31PM
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mrk127
Posts: 1778 - Karma: 16,010
Me and my homies always look like idiots getting off the chair pushing eachother and shit. kinda cringe to make a random dude crash tho
Dec 17 2021 12:24AM
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muffMan.
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 24,645
Magic carpet for you
Dec 17 2021 12:56AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9788 - Karma: 72,394
Coleg55Magic carpet for you


This is a really weird and coincidental post cuz I just had a dream I was on a magic carpet and haven't seen one of those in over a decade.
Dec 17 2021 8:37AM
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skierman
Posts: 8211 - Karma: 6,589
Wait, you're meaning to tell me a gaper fell getting off a lift!?

Unbelievable.
Dec 17 2021 9:45AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9788 - Karma: 72,394
skiermanWait, you're meaning to tell me a gaper fell getting off a lift!?

Unbelievable.


You ever stop and lean over too far and then just fall over? Probably not but that's basically what I did. Shameful and I suck at skiing.
Dec 17 2021 9:50AM
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skierman
Posts: 8211 - Karma: 6,589
HypeBeastYou ever stop and lean over too far and then just fall over? Probably not but that's basically what I did. Shameful and I suck at skiing.


I think the only solution now is the final solution, if you catch my drift.
Dec 17 2021 9:57AM
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Snowcaine_-
Posts: 40 - Karma: 418
Im sure theres a stomp it tutorial for this.

Love that guy
Dec 17 2021 10:27AM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9071 - Karma: 58,830
this is why your dad is so cold to you
Dec 17 2021 10:52AM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,053
Feel free to turn your skis in to me, I’ll take it from here
Dec 17 2021 10:58AM
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Bronk
Posts: 20 - Karma: -106
Go back to the bunny hill bruh respectively

also learn how to get off a chairlift too
Dec 17 2021 11:11AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9788 - Karma: 72,394
BronkGo back to the bunny hill bruh respectively

also learn how to get off a chairlift too

I am still cringing thinking about this. I've never fallen off the lift, even when learning as a kid. I've had too many times where everyone on the chair wipes out getting on or off and tries to take me with them and I didn't fall. It's literally the one thing I could do right lol until yesterday. The only solace is I didn't lose my skis and the lift didn't stop. If I had stopped the lift (literally my biggest gripe when it happens)....

Anyway continue the shaming. I deserve it.
Dec 17 2021 11:15AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12454 - Karma: 115,176
No one cares if you fell off the magic carpet lift. That's what theyre designed for.
Dec 17 2021 11:28AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Time to get some snow blades. The big kid skis are too much for you
Dec 17 2021 11:56AM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,254
"don't let it go to your head"

[URL]https://youtu.be/8GkUu0xp3z[/URL]A
Dec 17 2021 1:59PM
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nelsenderson
Posts: 102 - Karma: 675
brah your problem is the lack of fulltilts... the fuck you think skill comes from? talent? hard work? you need center-mounted on3p's
Dec 17 2021 2:14PM
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nelsenderson
Posts: 102 - Karma: 675
i bet you were using poles too
Dec 17 2021 2:14PM
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nelsenderson
Posts: 102 - Karma: 675
goretex? brah. track pants.
Dec 17 2021 2:15PM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9788 - Karma: 72,394
nelsendersoni bet you were using poles too


God no. Anyone who uses poles to get off a lift is a noob
Dec 17 2021 2:16PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13942 - Karma: 48,598
You oughta be banned for such a jerry move, OP.
Dec 17 2021 4:23PM
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eheath
Posts: 61261 - Karma: 120,324
MinggYou oughta be banned for such a jerry move, OP.


Dec 17 2021 4:39PM
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The_Dude_
Posts: 36 - Karma: 442
Let’s have Dolan choose your punishment for you actions
Dec 17 2021 5:06PM
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Hoffhound
Posts: 229 - Karma: 1,130
Once I forgot to grab my poles from under my leg and ate shit off the lift. Broke em in half
Dec 17 2021 5:37PM
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SNOW_WHITING
Posts: 26 - Karma: 162
Prolly wasn’t even wearing a tall t
Dec 17 2021 6:39PM
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-skian-
Posts: 253 - Karma: 864
theabortionatorYou say you can ski? but you can't turn? Now you want a dis track for a burn, but how else will you learn then the simple shame, don't ski the same, that whack ass unload technique ain't even plain, you're giving this website a bad name, go fast take chances brapp.


This has 69 likes and I did not want to wreck that, so I am posting to say this was gold. Thumbs up.
Dec 17 2021 8:46PM
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SHROG_THE_GOAT
Posts: 44 - Karma: 141
I feel u the other day i forgot to grab my poles from between my legs and fell forwards hanging from what looked like my nutsack from viewers perspective. It was hilarious, u shouldn't feel ashamed about that shit its core af to be a goober. Like look at game of gnar, totally trevor, and traveling circus. They’re popular because they’re hilarious not cuz they’re the best skiers.
Dec 18 2021 12:15AM
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,473
You must hump dogs or something too. Sicko
Dec 18 2021 3:01AM
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BakerRider
Posts: 16 - Karma: 160
Yea I got off a lift with a guy and he broke his wrist trying to cut across the back of my skis. Serves him right for cuttin my topsheet bad
Dec 18 2021 6:32AM
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pofwel
Posts: 86 - Karma: -139
HypeBeastGuys I fucked up. I fucked up bad. For the first time in EVER I fell getting off the lift. I tried to cut a bit too sharp behind the person on the chair with me and I just fell over lol. Didn't stop the chair but embarrassing. Fml

Where do I turn in my skis?


time to get the jeans out
Dec 18 2021 11:21AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9788 - Karma: 72,394
pofweltime to get the jeans out


Lmaoooo this should be punishment. Wear jeans, cowboy hat, and full camber frontside skis and ski for a day but the caveat is you're only allowed to pizza.
Dec 18 2021 12:23PM
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sarc
Posts: 246 - Karma: 1,879
HypeBeastThe only solace is I didn't lose my skis and the lift didn't stop.


Sounds like you still have more to learn grasshopper. You may not turn in your skis until you have released your encumbrances and stopped time. Return to your practice.
Dec 18 2021 12:36PM
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tri_photo
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 7,195
All I picture is a freeze frame of right where you started to fall over, with the Seinfeld music playing haha
Dec 18 2021 12:52PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,254
Where's the Hype.

Dec 18 2021 5:10PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,423
Turned my ski into a bow one day couple seconds after I got on the lift, chair swung caught my ski tip but I didnt fall off my ski did do a C tho
Dec 18 2021 7:04PM
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betz
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,041
Just yesterday I was getting off a lift and was stuck between two snowboarders (one of them my girlfriend). Both of them funneled me so I couldn't go anywhere and my edge started catching on my left ski so I instinctually picked that bitch up and stomped it back down and made my girlfriend fall lmao. Didn't fall though.

Anyways moral of the story, don't fall
Dec 19 2021 11:50AM
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