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SkeeBall
Posts: 4 - Karma: 12
When you?
Dec 12 2021 9:37PM 6 2
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dognuts
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 21,086
have explosive diarrhea in your snow suit
Dec 12 2021 10:00PM 25 0
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,085
You rip a fart while getting a rimjob
Dec 12 2021 10:14PM 12 6
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SkeeBall
Posts: 4 - Karma: 12
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dec 12 2021 10:55PM 1 1
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,139
Drop into caldera and you run into a building that hasn't loaded yet
Dec 12 2021 10:59PM 6 0
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 452 - Karma: 2,712
Get a headache while skiing
Dec 13 2021 12:57AM 6 0
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Turd__Authority
Posts: 8418 - Karma: 54,224
Drink coffee but don't have to shit so you gear up but then 5min after getting on the lift realize that you gotta take a massive dump and it ain't waiting.
Dec 13 2021 1:24AM 19 0
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twinkle_toes
Posts: 733 - Karma: 8,472
Let one rip inside of your bib
Dec 13 2021 1:25AM 4 0
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,931
Hearing the dreaded sound of the toilet clogging
Dec 13 2021 1:26AM 6 1
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oldmanski
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 15,609
Forget some of your gear at home
Dec 13 2021 6:11AM 4 0
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freestyler540
Posts: 12660 - Karma: 14,323
Find an expired ID/licence that you forgot to renew.
Dec 13 2021 9:04AM 2 0
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 1810 - Karma: 3,588
fail your math class
Dec 13 2021 12:14PM 0 5
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3269 - Karma: 9,863
make a dog squirt by accident
Dec 13 2021 2:34PM 5 0
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 918 - Karma: 14,173
stub your toe
Dec 13 2021 6:13PM 1 0
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 16,378
oldmanskiForget some of your gear at home


I cant tell you how many times my brother has forgotten stuff. I remember one day he had to ski in a fleece jacket that didnt fit and 2 left gloves because he left his bag at home. He champed it out though and knew better not to bitch about it so I will give him that.
Dec 13 2021 6:29PM 4 0
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r00kie
Posts: 4318 - Karma: 46,622
are a firefighter with testicular cancer.
Dec 13 2021 7:16PM 2 0
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,435
you stumble into a forum you used to be addicted to and see its still infested with the same losers as it was way back when.
Dec 13 2021 7:24PM 23 0
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JAHpow
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El_Barto.you stumble into a forum you used to be addicted to and see its still infested with the same losers as it was way back when.


Welcome back barto!
Dec 13 2021 7:30PM 7 0
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bmick
Posts: 220 - Karma: 2,616
your wiping your ass and your hand goes through the toilet paper
Dec 13 2021 7:42PM 7 0
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El_Barto.
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bmickyour wiping your ass and your hand goes through the toilet paper


see thats why I wipe back to front. Try it for a poop free finger!
Dec 13 2021 7:43PM 6 0
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mrk127
Posts: 1504 - Karma: 13,558
Get your skins snowy
Dec 13 2021 7:47PM 1 1
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SkeeBall
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El_Barto.you stumble into a forum you used to be addicted to and see its still infested with the same losers as it was way back when.

Damn I member you. I’ve burned through like 8 accounts but we used to go at it, nerd.
Dec 13 2021 8:17PM 8 1
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El_Barto.
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SkeeBallDamn I member you. I’ve burned through like 8 accounts but we used to go at it, nerd.


I think that makes you the nerd...nerd
Dec 13 2021 8:36PM 10 0
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tri_photo
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 6,494
stub my freaking pinky toe on literally anything
Dec 13 2021 10:11PM 1 0
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Jems
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kook
Dec 13 2021 10:16PM 0 1
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11856 - Karma: 7,935
Have a long turd and it falls forward and turds your balls
Dec 14 2021 12:41AM 4 0
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 5093 - Karma: 52,988
Catch an edge on a rail
Dec 14 2021 1:15AM 1 0
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elcheapo
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Adjust the covers at night and wipes everything off the night stand
Dec 14 2021 1:26AM 2 0
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Treegrabber
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SkeeBallDamn I member you. I’ve burned through like 8 accounts but we used to go at it, nerd.

Who were u
Dec 14 2021 2:15AM 1 0
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SmartWater
Posts: 88 - Karma: 477
dont you hate it when you um you had your you you could, you’ll do you you wants you you could do so, you you’ll do, you could you, you want you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
Dec 14 2021 5:21AM 7 1
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Casey
Posts: 7629 - Karma: 21,425
My work uses Microsoft teams for everything now, and since so many people are remote we use the chat feature a lot to communicate incidental business.

This morning my wife sent me a text, and instead of responding in my phone I was in the middle of typing on my laptop so I typed my response to her into my work chat and sent it to a bunch of colleagues. I felt like a complete moron like how TF does that even happen?!
Dec 14 2021 4:06PM 5 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 38,649
This but in the car on the way. That’s me at my most desperate
HypeBeastDrink coffee but don't have to shit so you gear up but then 5min after getting on the lift realize that you gotta take a massive dump and it ain't waiting.
Dec 14 2021 4:13PM 3 0
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weatcoast
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When your balls itch but cannot scratch them
Dec 14 2021 11:25PM 4 0
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daannnnieel
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freestyler540Find an expired ID/licence that you forgot to renew.


nah im completely fine with finding it.

i do hate it when someone else (most likely the police, while i'm driving, figured that out for me)
Dec 14 2021 11:30PM 1 0
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,931
Have to piss badly but got mornin lumber
Dec 15 2021 3:55AM 5 0
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mrk127
Posts: 1504 - Karma: 13,558
hoodratz47Have a long turd and it falls forward and turds your balls


Damm you must have a saggy sack
Dec 16 2021 1:08AM 2 0
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11856 - Karma: 7,935
In the summer time dear god so much skin. Laffy fucking taffy
mrk127Damm you must have a saggy sack
Dec 16 2021 1:18AM 1 0
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Jems
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 60,970
TreegrabberWho were u


Dec 16 2021 3:17AM 0 0
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,375
...sexing the local bar maid, and she calls you your brothers and then your dad's name before she gets to yours
Dec 16 2021 3:29AM 1 0
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Momo.
Posts: 217 - Karma: 1,163
Get into bed and somehow there's sand in your sheets
Dec 16 2021 5:03PM 3 0
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Lonely
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HypeBeastDrink coffee but don't have to shit so you gear up but then 5min after getting on the lift realize that you gotta take a massive dump and it ain't waiting.


You drink coffee because you like caffeine

I drink coffee because I like shitting on a schedule



We are not the same
Dec 16 2021 5:21PM 6 0
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,375
Solution?
Pooping stool. ( not a stool stool, a step for your feet stool)
hoodratz47Have a long turd and it falls forward and turds your balls
Dec 16 2021 7:26PM 1 0
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11856 - Karma: 7,935
Dear god.
Abomber22Solution?
Pooping stool. ( not a stool stool, a step for your feet stool)
Dec 16 2021 8:53PM 1 0
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,375
Trrrryy it, you'll liiike it.
+ science
hoodratz47Dear god.

PSA



**This post was edited on Dec 16th 2021 at 9:14:33pm
Dec 16 2021 9:10PM 1 0
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jompcock
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 7,467
twinkle_toesLet one rip inside of your bib


Something I learned from wearing drysuits is squatting down will force all the air out. Unpleasant at first with a fart but then fresh air will go back in and you won't be wearing the stink.
Dec 16 2021 9:24PM 3 0
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Evantheshredster
Posts: 427 - Karma: 922
don’t see the yield sign
Dec 16 2021 9:58PM 0 0
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 918 - Karma: 14,173
Abomber22Trrrryy it, you'll liiike it.
+ science

PSA



**This post was edited on Dec 16th 2021 at 9:14:33pm


this is good shit
Dec 16 2021 10:12PM 1 0
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,931
when you got to kick back in the backyard and enjoy your favorite beverage and the neighbors dog is barking the whole fucking time
Dec 20 2021 11:23PM 3 0
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DeebieSkeebies
Posts: 34038 - Karma: 79,846
I may or may have not google incognito tab search'd "Have you ever sat on your balls?" so that would be mine. It happens in a rush sometimes, you know?
Dec 21 2021 12:08AM 2 0
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ColoradoSki
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SmokedGoudaGet a headache while skiing


Fax, or helmet is wrecking your head cuz if testing I don’t even know
Dec 21 2021 10:43AM 0 0
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