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Solid babe finally confessed

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divine
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I met a lady who confessed to me, how she felt about short guys.

She said "standing tall at 5'9ft ... I can't date a short guy. I feel like I am dating a toddler or a relative".



Yikes!!🤭🤭😬 .
Nov 29 2021 11:59PM
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signtime
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Wait, we're not supposed to date our relatives?
Nov 30 2021 5:44PM
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Young_patty
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“I feel like I’m dating a relative”…??




Like bruuuhhhh
Nov 30 2021 5:52PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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divineI feel like I am dating a toddler or a relative".

she desperate 😳
Nov 30 2021 5:59PM
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iH8pow
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Dang and here i thought solid 7 was making a reappearance. Yea my wife wouldnt date guys below 5’6 even though shes 5’0, worked out for but still thought that was a lil harsh to the shorter guys.
Dec 1 2021 12:03AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Trust me babe, I'm a solid 5'9... in ski boots and skis
Dec 1 2021 12:48AM
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divine
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larilinesignWait, we're not supposed to date our relatives?


🥲🥲🥲🥲 nope
Dec 2 2021 2:48PM
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CalumSKI
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divineI met a lady who confessed to me, how she felt about short guys.

She said "standing tall at 5'9ft ... I can't date a short guy. I feel like I am dating a toddler or a relative".



Yikes!!🤭🤭😬 .


bro, she really tried to sneak in "a relative" there. that is not a normal thing to compare something to. she defo from the south
Dec 2 2021 3:21PM
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SmokedGouda
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ReturnToMonkeyTrust me babe, I'm a solid 5'9... in ski boots and skis


Im like a solid 6'2 in skis, boots, and a helmet on but only 5'11 commando.
Dec 2 2021 3:58PM
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armchair_skier
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The women who say guys need to be 6ft tall are the same women who get pissed off when I say I don't like fat chicks.
Dec 2 2021 4:56PM
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BrandoComando
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SmokedGoudaIm like a solid 6'2 in skis, boots, and a helmet on but only 5'11 commando.


yo did someone say commando
Dec 2 2021 5:46PM
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SmokedGouda
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BrandoComandoyo did someone say commando


yooooo
Dec 2 2021 5:53PM
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TheHamburglar
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if you're a shorter guy just look for shorterer girls its not rocket science
Dec 2 2021 6:24PM
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GayWolf420
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RIP king, keep your head up.
Dec 2 2021 6:46PM
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divine
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TheHamburglarif you're a shorter guy just look for shorterer girls its not rocket science


Agreed.
Dec 9 2021 1:57AM
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divine
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CalumSKIbro, she really tried to sneak in "a relative" there. that is not a normal thing to compare something to. she defo from the south


Haha
Dec 9 2021 1:58AM
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HypeBeast
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Lmao a short guy thread. Imagine being told you're too short to fuck someone. hahahahahahahaha
Dec 9 2021 2:28AM
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hdubs
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Height is overrated. But like get me some giant Amazonian woman so I don’t fuck up my kids genetics. Imma climb that shit like a jungle gym
Dec 9 2021 2:51AM
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Skibumsmith
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5’9” = 69” The perfect height
Dec 9 2021 5:54PM
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hoodratz47
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Goddamn solid 7. The queen of NS
theLiquorDang and here i thought solid 7 was making a reappearance. Yea my wife wouldnt date guys below 5’6 even though shes 5’0, worked out for but still thought that was a lil harsh to the shorter guys.
Dec 9 2021 6:31PM
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CalumSKI
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Skibumsmith5’9” = 69” The perfect height


Hah let’s go
Dec 9 2021 11:04PM
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signtime
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What about guys with big schlongs? Does size matter? 🤔
Dec 10 2021 1:25AM
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Casey
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larilinesignWhat about guys with big schlongs? Does size matter? 🤔


Seems like it matters to men more than anything. My experience is that it seems like women are kind of a mixed bag, tbh. Some like to brag about enjoying getting throttled and just as many do not enjoy painful intercourse. 🤷‍♂️
Dec 10 2021 2:06AM
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divine
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HypeBeastLmao a short guy thread. Imagine being told you're too short to fuck someone. hahahahahahahaha


🦦. Sad 😢
Dec 11 2021 11:49AM
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lickmyballs
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fuck her mom. she def got the height from her dad
Dec 13 2021 3:51PM
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theabortionator
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Skibumsmith5’9” = 69” The perfect height

Dec 16 2021 6:15PM
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ModMommy
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larilinesignWhat about guys with big schlongs? Does size matter? 🤔

Girth to length ratio bb

but seriously I date men shorter and taller than me why are woman so pressed about it. I’m 5’8 lots of men are literally my height.
Dec 18 2021 12:03PM
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signtime
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safarisamGirth to length ratio bb

but seriously I date men shorter and taller than me why are woman so pressed about it. I’m 5’8 lots of men are literally my height.


Like both big girth and big length, right?
Dec 18 2021 12:49PM
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The_Dude_
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larilinesignLike both big girth and big length, right?

Henrick harlaut be like “😞”
Dec 18 2021 5:04PM
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skierman
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The_Dude_Henrick harlaut be like “😞”


You clearly haven't seen his kankles.
Dec 19 2021 6:41AM
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