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Vishnu Fly Swatter

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KilaTsunami
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Just had my gf slap the shit out of me with it. Feels good man 😩🤌🤌
Nov 10 2021 7:54AM
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BLandz
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Claim
Nov 10 2021 8:25AM
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sexyjulian
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KilaTsunamiJust had my gf slap the shit out of me with it. Feels good man 😩🤌🤌


Pics or it didn’t happen
Nov 10 2021 8:27AM
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KilaTsunami
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sexyjulianPics or it didn’t happen


It’s on my onlyfans
Nov 10 2021 8:48AM
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KilaTsunami
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BLandzClaim


👑
Nov 10 2021 8:48AM
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keagan.karstens
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I call next
Nov 10 2021 8:59AM
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fenomenal
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Where can I sign up
Nov 10 2021 9:47AM
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Quaggy
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Slap or spank?
Nov 10 2021 10:13AM
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KilaTsunami
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QuaggySlap or spank?


Yes
Nov 10 2021 10:14AM
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KilaTsunami
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Guys, by all means.. Feel free to shitpost all up in this thread, I’m here for it.
Nov 10 2021 7:01PM
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BLandz
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KilaTsunamiGuys, by all means.. Feel free to shitpost all up in this thread, I’m here for it.

Some dudes in another thread are talking about ejaculating on handrails we should do an NBD and shitpost about this thread in that thread and see how long it takes for them to notice
Nov 10 2021 7:07PM
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KilaTsunami
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BLandzSome dudes in another thread are talking about ejaculating on handrails we should do an NBD and shitpost about this thread in that thread and see how long it takes for them to notice


Do it up yo 😂, I love a good cross shitter
Nov 10 2021 7:14PM
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isaacwrong
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probs not as good as taking an fks heel to the bum after saucing a fat kfed to backseat landing
Nov 10 2021 7:21PM
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KilaTsunami
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isaacwrongprobs not as good as taking an fks heel to the bum after saucing a fat kfed to backseat landing


It’s up there 😂
Nov 10 2021 8:17PM
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isaacwrong
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KilaTsunamiIt’s up there 😂


literally
Nov 10 2021 8:26PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Ayo @switchlip2 tell moms we got plans this weekend
Nov 10 2021 8:41PM
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KilaTsunami
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BiffbarfAyo @switchlip2 tell moms we got plans this weekend


i see her in my dreams holding that fly Swatter
Nov 10 2021 8:53PM
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sexyjulian
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@switchlip2 mmmmm where ya mom at
Nov 10 2021 9:09PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Never let her go my dude
Nov 10 2021 9:31PM
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KilaTsunami
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BigPurpleSkiSuitNever let her go my dude


If I could buy her a black diamond I would
Nov 10 2021 9:33PM
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switchlip2
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BiffbarfAyo @switchlip2 tell moms we got plans this weekend

Saw this thread and knew I’d eventually be getting tagged
Nov 10 2021 9:48PM
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KilaTsunami
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switchlip2Saw this thread and knew I’d eventually be getting tagged


Thanks for tappin in chief
Nov 10 2021 9:48PM
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timdrachan
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huh i didnt think it was possible to be on ns and have a girlfriend
Nov 11 2021 1:29PM
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pissnu_skis
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Where does the line start for this
Nov 11 2021 1:44PM
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Chrischi69
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Tell her to hmu
Nov 11 2021 1:46PM
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KilaTsunami
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Chrischi69Tell her to hmu


Get ya own jawns, bud
Nov 11 2021 4:30PM
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Chrischi69
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KilaTsunamiGet ya own jawns, bud


🙁🙁🙁🙁 understandable

**This post was edited on Nov 11th 2021 at 4:55:24pm
Nov 11 2021 4:55PM
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KilaTsunami
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Chrischi69🙁🙁🙁🙁 understandable

**This post was edited on Nov 11th 2021 at 4:55:24pm


I will gladly sell u the Fly Swatter tho
Nov 11 2021 5:01PM
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Chrischi69
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KilaTsunamiI will gladly sell u the Fly Swatter tho


Pm me🤭🤭
Nov 11 2021 5:11PM
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tomatonater
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Also people that buy V’s
Nov 11 2021 8:28PM
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KilaTsunami
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tomatonater


Also people that buy V’s


There will be no hating on Søv in my shitpost thread. Those are fresh, lmk if u ever sell em
Nov 11 2021 10:28PM
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rojo.grande
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KilaTsunamiThere will be no hating on Søv in my shitpost thread. Those are fresh, lmk if u ever sell em


p sure those are soldiers
Nov 12 2021 1:19PM
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KilaTsunami
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rojo.grandep sure those are soldiers


I’m playing, I just saw how baggy they were and thought Søv.
Nov 12 2021 2:35PM
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tomatonater
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KilaTsunamiI’m playing, I just saw how baggy they were and thought Søv.


Anything short of a race suit is an abomination
Nov 12 2021 7:45PM
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KilaTsunami
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tomatonaterAnything short of a race suit is an abomination


Ngl the racesuit is what made me a park skier. I used to race back in HS, but then when I found out the race suit shaves +10 seconds off your time I was like “this ain’t for me”.. bought twin tips and ever since I been a proud degenerate park rat
Nov 13 2021 12:53AM
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