A Christmas miracle

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There once was a boy named little Johnny, little Johnny wished and wished every season for Santa to bring him a brand new pair of saga bibs. One special season when little Johnny turned just 11 years old he woke up as early early early as he could on Christmas Day. He ran down the stairs as quickly as he could with a smile from ear to ear. “This is the year, I know it”, said little Johnny quietly under his breathe, so as to not wake up grandma. Finally when he reached the bottom step and peered up at the Christmas tree, little Johnny didn’t see bibs, he didn’t see cookies and milk, he didn’t even see a single present, but he found his entire family brutally murdered by Henrik Harlaut. Even grandma.

Nov 9 2021 2:57PM

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Skiblade420

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And that’s why Johnny doesn’t fuck with Armada. Instead he fucks with the big dogs, the Big Horn makes the whole mountain your playground. We designed a new layup for the Big Horn with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Big Horn has a full poplar wood core with layers of biaxial carbon fiber wrapped in vibration dampening rubber sandwiching the core.

Nov 9 2021 2:58PM

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Mackaroni_space

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Bro what 😂😂

Nov 9 2021 3:03PM

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ski_salmon69

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creamed so hard after reading this

Nov 9 2021 3:26PM

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CalumSKI

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Skiblade420And that’s why Johnny doesn’t fuck with Armada. Instead he fucks with the big dogs, the Big Horn makes the whole mountain your playground. We designed a new layup for the Big Horn with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Big Horn has a full poplar wood core with layers of biaxial carbon fiber wrapped in vibration dampening rubber sandwiching the core.

@Jems

**This post was edited on Nov 9th 2021 at 3:53:35pm

Nov 9 2021 3:53PM

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switchlip2

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This can’t be good for the economy

Nov 9 2021 3:54PM

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Jems

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CalumSKI@Jems

**This post was edited on Nov 9th 2021 at 3:53:35pm

this one isn’t really that bad

Nov 9 2021 4:00PM

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Jems

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still downvoting tho

Nov 9 2021 4:00PM

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keagan.karstens

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I’m from Chicago

Nov 9 2021 4:34PM

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CalumSKI

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Jemsstill downvoting tho

yeah ofc

Nov 9 2021 4:45PM

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Chrischi69

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Harlaut is the grinch?

Nov 9 2021 5:10PM

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jprene8

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Story had more twists than a M. Night Shyamalan film

Nov 9 2021 5:20PM

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PimpChimpin

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Santa told him saga is out of business 😓

Nov 9 2021 5:29PM

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WJSkier09

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Poor Jonny

Nov 9 2021 5:56PM

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weastcoat

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You had my upvote until the second half…

Nov 9 2021 6:09PM

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Icant_kfed

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switchlip2This can’t be good for the economy

Yo can I get your moms snap

Nov 9 2021 8:39PM

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r00kie

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Did you know that there are firefighters suffering from testicular cancer?

Nov 9 2021 9:12PM

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r00kieDid you know that there are firefighters suffering from testicular cancer?

In fact I did know. We must do something for all of these poor fire fighting heroes that have a terrible cancer hiding in their fire proof pants. This must not go ignored any longer. Please, with you help of a monthly contribution of 12 gallons of Mrs. Butterworth's brand maple syrup you too can help support those who have quenched those blazing flames we all know as fire. I hope you have a blessed day.

Nov 9 2021 9:19PM

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