Favorite Ski Description

Oh no... We're not trying to start this whole Isaac Freeski thing again are we???

DensecloudsOh no... We're not trying to start this whole Isaac Freeski thing again are we???

Did not make this thread with that in mind haha, I feel like that ski description became a joke but it isn't actually that ridiculous or odd. Sego doesn't refer to their skis as freaks anyway...

For me it’s the big horn

The Big Horn makes the whole mountain your playground. We designed a new layup for the Big Horn with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Big Horn has a full poplar wood core with layers of biaxial carbon fiber wrapped in vibration dampening rubber sandwiching the core.

WoFlowzFor me it’s the big horn

The Big Horn makes the whole mountain your playground. We designed a new layup for the Big Horn with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Big Horn has a full poplar wood core with layers of biaxial carbon fiber wrapped in vibration dampening rubber sandwiching the core.

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I blame myself for not seeing the obvious direction this thread would go

We stripped back what wasn’t needed, further refined our products and left only the essentials. Go bigger, further, higher, and deeper, you can trust KORE equipment to deliver on the days you dream of. With less weight to hold you back, you can focus entirely on one thing: The skiing.

MaimHelpWe stripped back what wasn’t needed, further refined our products and left only the essentials. Go bigger, further, higher, and deeper, you can trust KORE equipment to deliver on the days you dream of. With less weight to hold you back, you can focus entirely on one thing: The skiing.

Yea I like this because at first glance it seems ok but then you reread and do a double take at the weight part, I mean who wants lighter resort skis? If they were marketed as backcountry skis I'd understand but it doesn't seem like they are
stiff + light = not an amazing combo

Mirus Cor
"A new gun that spreads its wingspan as much in carving for the most angular curves as in freestyle to play with the air.

A brand new UFO, the Mirus' Cor is a ski thought for performance and design, to achieve an alliance between two worlds: freestyle, and the most precise curves of today."


I know its probably google translated from french but holy shit what the fuck did I read.

Not really a manufacturer description, but on the Nordica Pro website, there are product videos for most of their stuff. The opening line for the video of the Soul Rider series is as follows:

if you don’t like the Soul Rider, you probably don’t like skiing

😭😭😭

Damn I gotta hand it to you this for sure toos the mb108ti. I get the idea, but it's not entirely coherent lmao...just some of the ohrasing had me dying "the most precise curves of today" 😂

JLejMirus Cor
"A new gun that spreads its wingspan as much in carving for the most angular curves as in freestyle to play with the air.

A brand new UFO, the Mirus' Cor is a ski thought for performance and design, to achieve an alliance between two worlds: freestyle, and the most precise curves of today."


I know its probably google translated from french but holy shit what the fuck did I read.

Moment Frankenski

“The Frankenski is what happens when you concentrate everything you want out of a jib ski into a single beam of pure mutant radiation, add a healthy dose of black magic and then sit back and watch it grow. Built on a bamboo core, with a Triple Camber profile for maximum poppiness and an energetic, oh-so-sweet flex profile. Throw in our extra-special park layup with added lightweight composite, more vibration dampening rubber for hard landings and repeated impacts—then stuff it all under a semi-cap construction and you’ve got a street-stalking feature slayer that can take every bit of punishment it dishes out. The personal favorite of Dr. Unholy Smoothness, Anton Linden, this monster is made for jibbin’, pressin’, poppin’ and stompin’ everything in sight. Mahalo you fuckin’ surfers.”

You're all wrong. Nothing is better than the Moment Frankenblade
The gosh dang file name is called Frankdaddy.jpg. They only make 69 pairs at a time

Have you always wanted to be the best skier on the mountain? Is the only thing holding you back the right training equipment? Don't worry, we have you covered. The Frankenblades measure in at 99 centimeters of pure fury, and they will help you build your quads to Lindsey Vonn proportions. The solid bamboo core accepts real alpine bindings, so you can mount up a pair with Pivot 18s for huckin’ your meat or some ultra-light titanium tech bindings for your next rando-race. The Frankenblades also make the mountain twice as big, so every lap counts as double on your vertical feet tracker. Don't wait for the après. Be the après.