5:30 am no sleep kinda thoughts. What if you like, collected a bunch of ear wax, enough to wax your skis, and then filtered it out to get all the hair and nasty shit out of it. Then melted it onto your skis, ironed it into the bases, and boom skis waxed. Anyone ever try this? I feel like it would do something for dehydrated bases but then again at that point you’re literally better off soaking your bases in goat semen.
We should start sending in all our earwax to a bio lab, and then once they collect enough they make wax out of it. Imagine being able to go down the hill real fast and be like yeah that’s cause there’s this gooey shit in my ear. Crazy.