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!!! Girlfriend Applications Open (again) !!!

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armchair_skier
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I come to you with an amazing opportunity! Here's some background:

I met her over the summer at a coworker's house and one day we ended up talking about skiing for whatever reason. Turns out she's pretty stoked on it but only gets to go like twice a year. Anyway I've been watching a lot of ski movies as of late because of preseason hype, and she's been getting in on it too. One night I was watching ZOOTSPACE and she walked in. After watching the segment w. the death grips song she called them "a bunch of weird losers" and "degenerate thugs" then walked out of the room.

She's been awesome to be with for these last few months, but such heresy cannot be allowed.

So any applicants must be able to...

1. Build a lip for a street hand rail
2. Film resort iPhone clips
3. Tenderly massage my back after a day of eating shit while learning new tricks

No prior experience required, good luck all!
Nov 1 2021 8:43PM 22 2
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iced
Posts: 3028 - Karma: 17,331
ill jerk you off with a pack of salami
Nov 1 2021 9:00PM 26 0
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Lonely
Posts: 5785 - Karma: 41,787
Sorry I only use RED cameras and film big mountain alaska heli lines
Nov 1 2021 9:46PM 20 0
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 3,427
if you like deathgrips you deserve to be single
Nov 1 2021 10:48PM 9 1
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PsychicMigration
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icedill jerk you off with a pack of salami


lol this is a prime example of NS at its finest, I expect nothing less and its why I love the site.
Nov 2 2021 12:42AM 12 0
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2404 - Karma: 19,294
icedill jerk you off with a pack of salami


Unbeatable offer OP

**This post was edited on Nov 2nd 2021 at 2:28:37am
Nov 2 2021 2:27AM 5 0
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Turd__Authority
Posts: 8367 - Karma: 53,580
icedill jerk you off with a pack of salami


Nov 2 2021 2:41AM 13 0
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2404 - Karma: 19,294
OP's meat seeing the incoming salami:


**This post was edited on Nov 2nd 2021 at 3:09:56am
Nov 2 2021 3:09AM 12 0
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skierman
Posts: 6947 - Karma: -2,097
"she must be able to record my skiing with an iPhone so I can put it on instagrams and snapchats!"

You kids are so obsessed with social media, its now required as part of any relationship. Wow. I hope you end up with an "influencer" who gives her phone more attention than your pathetic, attention-seeking ass and you end up as "that" pathetic couple who cannot look at each other or hold a conversation for longer than 5 seconds without death scrolling whatever stupid fucking social media app is popular at the moment.

Normally I'd say you're going to be alone forever as an insult, but ending up with someone just as vain, self-hating and pathetic as yourself sounds like a bigger punishment. Fuck you.
Nov 2 2021 6:33AM 13 12
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CrunnchyPissFart
Posts: 2534 - Karma: 18,741
skierman"she must be able to record my skiing with an iPhone so I can put it on instagrams and snapchats!"

You kids are so obsessed with social media, its now required as part of any relationship. Wow. I hope you end up with an "influencer" who gives her phone more attention than your pathetic, attention-seeking ass and you end up as "that" pathetic couple who cannot look at each other or hold a conversation for longer than 5 seconds without death scrolling whatever stupid fucking social media app is popular at the moment.

Normally I'd say you're going to be alone forever as an insult, but ending up with someone just as vain, self-hating and pathetic as yourself sounds like a bigger punishment. Fuck you.


skierman you should get on Twitter
Nov 2 2021 12:10PM 14 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12061 - Karma: 106,309
icedill jerk you off with a pack of salami


my salami application is open as well...
Nov 2 2021 12:27PM 3 1
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armchair_skier
Posts: 1566 - Karma: 18,314
skierman"she must be able to record my skiing with an iPhone so I can put it on instagrams and snapchats!"

You kids are so obsessed with social media, its now required as part of any relationship. Wow. I hope you end up with an "influencer" who gives her phone more attention than your pathetic, attention-seeking ass and you end up as "that" pathetic couple who cannot look at each other or hold a conversation for longer than 5 seconds without death scrolling whatever stupid fucking social media app is popular at the moment.

Normally I'd say you're going to be alone forever as an insult, but ending up with someone just as vain, self-hating and pathetic as yourself sounds like a bigger punishment. Fuck you.

😍 skierman 😍
Nov 2 2021 1:15PM 3 1
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DeebieSkeebies
Posts: 33935 - Karma: 78,386
skierman"she must be able to record my skiing with an iPhone so I can put it on instagrams and snapchats!"

You kids are so obsessed with social media, its now required as part of any relationship. Wow. I hope you end up with an "influencer" who gives her phone more attention than your pathetic, attention-seeking ass and you end up as "that" pathetic couple who cannot look at each other or hold a conversation for longer than 5 seconds without death scrolling whatever stupid fucking social media app is popular at the moment.

Normally I'd say you're going to be alone forever as an insult, but ending up with someone just as vain, self-hating and pathetic as yourself sounds like a bigger punishment. Fuck you.

Skierman should I go with 183's or 187 vishnus?
Nov 2 2021 1:59PM 7 0
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iced
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TRVP_ANGELmy salami application is open as well...


you couldnt handle the genoa
Nov 2 2021 2:33PM 3 0
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piss_boy
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icedill jerk you off with a pack of salami



Nov 2 2021 10:58PM 1 0
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tomatonater
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Nov 10 2021 8:25PM 1 0
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