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Halloween Costumes

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ski_salmon69
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Me and some homies are gonna hit up some halloween parties this weekend, i’m lost for what I want as a costume tho give me ideas
Oct 26 2021 7:29PM
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r00kie
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@MichiganCatFart and I are lumberjacks. Will post picture after tomorrow night.
Oct 26 2021 7:31PM
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SuspiciousFish
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Go to the thrift store and get a super cheap side table with a drawer. Take the drawer out and toss the rest in a dumpster. Then wrap yourself in white plastic bags and carry the drawer around. If anyone asks you what you are just tell them your the condom their dad left in the drawer.
Oct 26 2021 7:34PM
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signtime
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Oct 26 2021 8:03PM
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signtime
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Extra steeze if the homies do the same and yall run around together
Oct 26 2021 8:04PM
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signtime
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Oct 26 2021 8:15PM
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Casey
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My 3 year old is dressing up like a Tiger it’s freaking adorable
Oct 26 2021 9:15PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Originally wasn't gonna do halloween. But plans have changed, so I'm gonna be Borat.
Oct 26 2021 9:36PM
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signtime
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SendyMcSendyfaceOriginally wasn't gonna do halloween. But plans have changed, so I'm gonna be Borat.


Suit borat or swimsuit borat?
Oct 27 2021 12:47AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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larilinesignSuit borat or swimsuit borat?


Sadly, suit borat. Taking my girlfriend's little cousins out trick-or-treating, and don't think their parents would be too hot on the mankini. Gonna save that one for spring skiing.
Oct 27 2021 1:04AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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me n the homie goin as Walter and Jesse from breaking bad, best thing is hes gonna be the valedictorian and a wizard at chem so it actually fits the bill.
Oct 27 2021 1:06AM
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ski_salmon69
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Me and my one friend thought it would be funny to go as basic white girls, thoughts?

edit: also thinking of being a salmon

**This post was edited on Oct 27th 2021 at 2:31:28am
Oct 27 2021 2:29AM
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MichiganCatFart
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ski_salmon69Me and my one friend thought it would be funny to go as basic white girls, thoughts?

edit: also thinking of being a salmon

**This post was edited on Oct 27th 2021 at 2:31:28am


go with the fish
Oct 27 2021 7:13AM
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Butterytips69
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Buzzed Litebeer
Oct 27 2021 8:27AM
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SofaKingSick
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ski_salmon69Me and my one friend thought it would be funny to go as basic white girls, thoughts?

edit: also thinking of being a salmon

**This post was edited on Oct 27th 2021 at 2:31:28am


salmon for sure, it'll be more well received. the basic white girls thing is played and could be taken as mean-spirited
Oct 27 2021 10:12AM
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ski_salmon69
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SofaKingSicksalmon for sure, it'll be more well received. the basic white girls thing is played and could be taken as mean-spirited


ya that’s what i kinda thought, got some other ideas too, i’m indecisive as fuck
Oct 27 2021 12:59PM
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toe-bang-gang
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kinda basic but i bought a $20 prisoner costume from party city
Oct 27 2021 1:23PM
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Young_patty
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Well Brian laundry killed himself so that ruins that costume idea. I’m either gonna get a wig and suit jacket and some fake blood to be the lady that Caitlyn Jenner killed with her car, or I’m gonna get some rabbit ears and smear lipstick on my face so I can be a makeup testing lab animal.
Oct 27 2021 2:27PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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ski_salmon69Me and my one friend thought it would be funny to go as basic white girls, thoughts?

edit: also thinking of being a salmon

**This post was edited on Oct 27th 2021 at 2:31:28am




Oct 27 2021 2:27PM
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r00kie
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r00kie@MichiganCatFart and I are lumberjacks. Will post picture after tomorrow night.



Oct 27 2021 7:58PM
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ski_salmon69
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alright actually i think i’m gonna be squidward
Oct 28 2021 12:07AM
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Hangry
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Going as a Tellytubby just to get drunk and talk poor partygoers ears off about old ski edits if this helps with any ideas.
Oct 28 2021 1:43AM
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Thegenericskier
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gonna be a blue crayon. blue tastes the best
Oct 28 2021 10:37AM
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eshove
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All two girls came up to me and asked me to be a cop because they are being prisoners so I guess im doing that
Oct 28 2021 11:36AM
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Butterytips69
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HangryGoing as a Tellytubby just to get drunk and talk poor partygoers ears off about old ski edits if this helps with any ideas.


That’s hood, the gun’s hood
Oct 28 2021 12:27PM
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TheMoostafian
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r00kie


You need to cut the hem off the bottom of your jeans and get a metal hat
Oct 28 2021 11:59PM
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theabortionator
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HangryGoing as a Tellytubby just to get drunk and talk poor partygoers ears off about old ski edits if this helps with any ideas.


I miss being 12
Oct 29 2021 12:52AM
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AlaskaDogfart
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Im probably going as a vacation dad
Oct 29 2021 2:31AM
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chills__
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Imma be a drunk guy with a moustache. Been growing it out since last Movember, it's a way of life now
Oct 29 2021 2:52AM
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ski_salmon69
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i think i turned out great
Oct 29 2021 8:39PM
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MichiganCatFart
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ski_salmon69i think i turned out great


did you just happen to have pants that color?
Oct 29 2021 9:14PM
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Walleye
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TheMoostafianYou need to cut the hem off the bottom of your jeans and get a metal hat


Nothing say lumberjack like capris and a Slayer toque,.....................
Oct 29 2021 9:22PM
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ski_salmon69
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MichiganCatFartdid you just happen to have pants that color?


yessir
Oct 29 2021 10:44PM
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theabortionator
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I need to pull something together. Might try and do something tomorrow night. Have to work at 6am on monday. Might still go out sunday though. YOLO.
Oct 29 2021 10:50PM
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BeetleJuice
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I'm going to be Van Helsing ala 2004 Movie
Oct 29 2021 11:39PM
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TOAST.
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Generic wizard from harry Potter. Figured I'd get a little more use out of the graduation robe I bought 6 years ago. I hate costumes...
Oct 30 2021 4:25PM
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little1337
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A carrot and my gf is a bunny. I think it was more so she could look sexy but I'm kind of killing the carrot, might get all the attention
Oct 30 2021 5:45PM
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armchair_skier
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The last time I went to a Halloween party was senior year hs. I didn’t bring a costume and was forced to wear a trash bag w just my underwear under it.

Anyway all my clothes (including my shoes) got stollen along w my phone and wallet. And the people I arrived w left me.

I think that experience ruined Halloween forever for me lol.
Oct 30 2021 7:26PM
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ModMommy
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I used last years coat, wearing waders tonight probably because I’m very lazy

Oct 31 2021 12:34PM
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TheMoostafian
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WalleyeNothing say lumberjack like capris and a Slayer toque,.....................

I feel like you're being sarcastic and don't realize that statement is 100% correct
Oct 31 2021 3:21PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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little1337A carrot and my gf is a bunny. I think it was more so she could look sexy but I'm kind of killing the carrot, might get all the attention


Ayo let’s see a pic of the carrot fit
Oct 31 2021 4:49PM
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theabortionator
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Oct 31 2021 4:55PM
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ModMommy
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theabortionator


Nice a free lighter
Oct 31 2021 5:18PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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theabortionator


youe boutta get swarmed by Dylan Manley and the vishnu kids
Oct 31 2021 5:36PM
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Celery
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I was Chuck from angry birds
Oct 31 2021 10:14PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Nov 1 2021 12:50AM
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ski_salmon69
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SendyMcSendyface


very niice
Nov 1 2021 12:55AM
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