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What is this contraption?!

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TRVP_ANGEL
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Truly a mystery
Oct 20 2021 3:07AM 36 0
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bsurf
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Look pivot
Oct 20 2021 3:50AM 7 15
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ItsSeb
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Those are obviously Tyrolia Attack 37s.
TRVP_ANGEL

Truly a mystery
Oct 20 2021 7:57AM 15 0
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CatdickBojangles
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Thumb re-arranger
Oct 20 2021 8:14AM 23 0
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doubleblackjack
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can confirm probably not a tele binding
Oct 20 2021 8:26AM 7 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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it’s a touring binding guys. My sister’s boyfriend’s brother uses them and he’s like a pro. He goes to Beaver Creek every year.

I think he skis in the freerun wonder tour or something
Oct 20 2021 8:47AM 34 0
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ItsSeb
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he sounds really good
Can he ski backwards
BradFiAusNzCoCait’s a touring binding guys. My sister’s boyfriend’s brother uses them and he’s like a pro. He goes to Beaver Creek every year.

I think he skis in the freerun wonder tour or something
Oct 20 2021 8:50AM 24 0
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asparagus
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It’s a dildo someone attached to those skis
Oct 20 2021 8:57AM 15 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I just asked him. He says only snowboarders go fakie (whatever that means)
SebsNotCorehe sounds really good
Can he ski backwards
Oct 20 2021 9:05AM 19 0
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ItsSeb
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I bet he rides super core (whatever that means)
BradFiAusNzCoCaI just asked him. He says only snowboarders go fakie (whatever that means)
Oct 20 2021 9:11AM 8 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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No but he wears super dry because they make the coolest gear and they’re from Japan apparently
SebsNotCoreI bet he rides super core (whatever that means)
Oct 20 2021 9:20AM 13 0
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ItsSeb
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woah 😮😮 Japan is real?
BradFiAusNzCoCaNo but he wears super dry because they make the coolest gear and they’re from Japan apparently
Oct 20 2021 9:22AM 15 0
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mrk127
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Those are a Chinese finger trap like you’ve never seen before. Crank the dins for max challenge
Oct 21 2021 12:37AM 6 0
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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SebsNotCoreThose are obviously Tyrolia Attack 37s.


37 DIN holy shit what a beast of a binding, great find by that guy
Oct 21 2021 12:54AM 7 0
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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If I saw someone in a redbull helmet who wasn't sponsored, I'd question their choices
Oct 21 2021 1:20AM 16 0
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byubound
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BigPurpleSkiSuit

If I saw someone in a redbull helmet who wasn't sponsored, I'd question their choices

Pants with nasa patch are pretty fresh tho ngl
Oct 21 2021 1:22AM 12 1
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hoodratz47
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Oh. He must have those double ender skis
BradFiAusNzCoCaI just asked him. He says only snowboarders go fakie (whatever that means)
Oct 21 2021 1:23AM 10 0
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3mania
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This is an all time r/skiing shit show thread. Some guy on there saying he's an expert mogul skier, but doesn't trust the reliability of Pivots. I hated to tell him that EVERY mogul competitor worth a shit uses Pivots. Every time i read some of the responses on r/skiing, i lose a little more faith in humanity.
Oct 21 2021 1:28AM 10 0
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CharlzHub
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I think they’re designed for those cool boots the tull filts to go in them. I think e-dog and b-dollo ride for them I think idk
Oct 21 2021 2:09AM 4 1
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lil.Boye
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it's a buttplug.
Oct 21 2021 2:49AM 5 0
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ItsSeb
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Yeah at 35 you actually just drill a hole through the top of your boot directly into the ski.
BigPurpleSkiSuit37 DIN holy shit what a beast of a binding, great find by that guy
Oct 21 2021 7:58AM 4 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I remember seeing that. I still think the worst is the guy with the lacrosse helmet though



BigPurpleSkiSuit

If I saw someone in a redbull helmet who wasn't sponsored, I'd question their choices
Oct 21 2021 8:36AM 5 0
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CalumSKI
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BigPurpleSkiSuit

If I saw someone in a redbull helmet who wasn't sponsored, I'd question their choices


Every time I see someone with black crows, I question my own financial choices
Oct 21 2021 9:06AM 9 0
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nilserb
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pretty sure those are "riser" or "race" plates to get you higher off the ski so don't boot out when you are arcing those race turns.
Oct 21 2021 3:00PM 1 0
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mrk127
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Breslinpretty sure those are "riser" or "race" plates to get you higher off the ski so don't boot out when you are arcing those race turns.


Bruh wrong answers only
Oct 21 2021 3:07PM 2 0
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animator
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BradFiAusNzCoCaI remember seeing that. I still think the worst is the guy with the lacrosse helmet though


I’m all for matching colors to an extent but this is just revolting 🤮
Oct 21 2021 3:29PM 3 0
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nilserb
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mrk127Bruh wrong answers only


oh... yes, I missed the mark on that one lol. I see what is happening here. Sorry, I am not a redditor... nerds.
Oct 21 2021 4:28PM 1 0
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