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Actual sustainable skis

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h3nry.
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@pissnu_skis and I have spent the past few days working on our prototype and we would like to officially announce our ski brand. Our skis are made of 100% Pine so we do not pollute the environment. They are hand made in Zermatt, Switzerland by a team of former Red Bull athletes. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Splinter 213 edgeless:














Oct 10 2021 8:40PM
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pissnu_skis
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It feels so good to be helping the environment and producing a quality ski in the process! Cant wait to start production on these beauts. We will be taking applications for team members very soon!
Oct 10 2021 8:42PM
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tutipups
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h3nry.@pissnu_skis and I have spent the past few days working on our prototype and we would like to officially announce our ski brand. Our skis are made of 100% Pine so we do not pollute the environment. They are hand made in Zermatt, Switzerland by a team of former Red Bull athletes. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Splinter 213 edgeless:
















this is the definition of core
Oct 10 2021 8:43PM
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keagan.karstens
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sponsor me and I’ll post clips w a cig in my mouth
Oct 10 2021 8:43PM
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pissnu_skis
Posts: 433 - Karma: 6,906
keagan.karstenssponsor me and I’ll post clips w a cig in my mouth


Check your pms
Oct 10 2021 8:44PM
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DesertStix
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What’s the flex like on these bad boys? Can you do butters easily?
Oct 10 2021 9:20PM
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pissnu_skis
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DesertStixWhat’s the flex like on these bad boys? Can you do butters easily?


Flex is 10 but if your legs are tree trunks you can press the hell outta these fs
Oct 10 2021 9:22PM
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DesertStix
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Thanks g I’m hitting the squat rack so I can flex these.
pissnu_skisFlex is 10 but if your legs are tree trunks you can press the hell outta these fs
Oct 10 2021 9:31PM
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jompcock
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h3nry.

Foreword pressure looks like it might be a bit too high. Make sure you bring them to a shop to be properly tested by a certified tech.
Oct 10 2021 9:56PM
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piss.boy
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post some riding clips of them before I buy
Oct 10 2021 10:06PM
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Quaggy
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OP why do you have a shopping cart in your 3rd pic?
Oct 11 2021 12:32AM
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h3nry.
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QuaggyOP why do you have a shopping cart in your 3rd pic?


No comment
Oct 11 2021 12:53AM
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Paul.
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Bet you wont pond skim them



**This post was edited on Oct 11th 2021 at 1:53:06am
Oct 11 2021 1:49AM
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Static
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Finally a ditch resistant ski for the working man.
Oct 11 2021 2:18AM
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pissnu_skis
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StaticFinally a ditch resistant ski for the working man.


They’re meant to be affordable for sure! You can find them at your local ace hardware or Home Depot. Wont be ditch snapping any time soon, they’re legit made for picnic tables- out of picnic tables.
Oct 11 2021 2:21AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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DesertStixThanks g I’m hitting the squat rack so I can flex these.


They about as easy to butter as the ones thats been sitting in my fridge

**This post was edited on Oct 11th 2021 at 4:14:29am
Oct 11 2021 4:02AM
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mattytru
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love the even flex pattern on those
Oct 11 2021 7:37AM
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ghoti_hook
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Has any one even seen these hitting a feature yet?
Piss_Boypost some riding clips of them before I buy
Oct 11 2021 7:50AM
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Professor-Modelo
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Paint them red and charge 900 🧠📈
Oct 11 2021 11:58AM
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lil.Boye
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StaticFinally a ditch resistant ski for the working man.

Is it ditch resistant though? I think i need to make a roofbox review on them
Oct 11 2021 12:12PM
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Knapzach
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I can definitely see myself making the mountain my playground on these
Oct 11 2021 12:31PM
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Mackaroni_space
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BallZach420I can definitely see myself making the mountain my playground on these


This meme is one of the ones that just can’t die
Oct 11 2021 12:35PM
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PimpChimpin
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Bro these top sheets giving me simplistic vibes 💯🔥
Oct 11 2021 2:47PM
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BrandoComando
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Will you offer wider versions for pow days?
Oct 11 2021 2:57PM
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h3nry.
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BrandoComandoWill you offer wider versions for pow days?


We are working on testing out our new ski that has 152 mm underfoot. It will allow you to perfectly float on top the powder
Oct 11 2021 2:59PM
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r00kie
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Dang, sustainable and attainable. Core af.
Oct 11 2021 3:01PM
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pissnu_skis
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BrandoComandoWill you offer wider versions for pow days?


Splinter 2x6 coming once we get on our feet in this industry!
Oct 11 2021 3:01PM
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Rhomas
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Specs?? Do they come in 191? Or just +300?
Oct 11 2021 3:41PM
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creighton
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Thin them our for a softer flex :)

Oct 11 2021 4:01PM
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pissnu_skis
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creightonThin them our for a softer flex :)



Big fan of the particle boards
Oct 11 2021 4:54PM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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Actually on average 4.8 billion tons of carbon dioxide are released every year due to deforestation. Plus like another 2 million for the saw mill so I’d recommend going and cutting a tree down yourself, or just take someone’s deck apart
Oct 11 2021 8:24PM
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gmantrooper
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keagan.karstenssponsor me and I’ll post clips w a cig in my mouth


Cig boy
Oct 11 2021 9:05PM
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Evantheshredster
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on TOP?!
h3nry.We are working on testing out our new ski that has 152 mm underfoot. It will allow you to perfectly float on top the powder
Oct 12 2021 2:48AM
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FastGreyGlasses
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become one with the picnic table on these
Oct 12 2021 12:35PM
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