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washcloths
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Do look pivots really force their way into your rectum when you land backseat? (Serious question)
Oct 6 2021 10:10PM
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Mackaroni_space
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Yes.
Oct 6 2021 10:17PM
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Treegrabber
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Is the sky blue
Oct 6 2021 10:18PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Does the pope shit in the woods
Oct 6 2021 10:45PM
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rojo.grande
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BiffbarfDoes the pope shit in the woods


Does the bear shit on the pope?
Oct 6 2021 10:59PM
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SkiPigeon123
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washclothsDo look pivots really force their way into your rectum when you land backseat? (Serious question)


I remember my first time being penetrated by my pivots
Oct 7 2021 1:14AM
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Cream_Sauce
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Hasn't happened to me in over 5 years Id guess.



and I ski pivots exclusively
Oct 7 2021 5:01AM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2470 - Karma: 11,226
pee in your butt to make it slide in easier. it will happen sooner or later
Oct 7 2021 5:35AM
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CarsonLentz
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Just ask the pivot not us.
Oct 7 2021 6:18AM
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jompcock
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Markers have a much higher likelihood of piercing through and causing injury, but the blunt force of a look pivot will cause irreparable damage if enough force is applied.
Oct 7 2021 12:59PM
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ModMommy
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washclothsDo look pivots really force their way into your rectum when you land backseat? (Serious question)


One time i landed hard on a buddies picoya while try to ski with crossed skis. I bruised my knee on his and lost my anal virginity on my pivots so yeah.
Oct 7 2021 10:27PM
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drinksutter
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Does the pope piss holy water on the bear
Oct 8 2021 10:47AM
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SlitherySnake
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the only guarantees in life are death, taxes, and anal penetration from your pivots
Oct 8 2021 11:43AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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If it couldnt, then why did i even buy it?
Oct 8 2021 12:00PM
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SavageBiff
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Is the rabbit thankful for the pope?
rojo.grandeDoes the bear shit on the pope?
Oct 8 2021 12:47PM
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sullivano*b
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ive never experienced it. one time i lied down on a pivot and fucked up my shoulder really bad tho
Oct 8 2021 1:22PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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washclothsDo look pivots really force their way into your rectum when you land backseat? (Serious question)


Yup. Make sure to lube up and stretch real good everyday before ya go shred.
Oct 8 2021 1:30PM
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BLandz
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Yes but I prefer the nose piece instead its not quite as long but its a little wider
Oct 9 2021 9:44PM
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