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Does anyone know what the Japanese writing on the line chronics means?

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HennyHarlaut
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I just got a pair of 21/22 chronics and I’m wondering what the Japanese on them means.
Oct 6 2021 6:44PM
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GrapeHunter
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HennyHarlautI just got a pair of 21/22 chronics and I’m wondering what the Japanese on them means.


if my translations are correct, it says "you should have gotten line special blends instead you dingus". it has been a while since ive studied up on my japanese tho
Oct 6 2021 7:00PM
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HennyHarlaut
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grantlewis_dntmif my translations are correct, it says "you should have gotten line special blends instead you dingus". it has been a while since ive studied up on my japanese tho


They’re too soft for me. I wanted something that’d be good for park but also stable at high speeds
Oct 6 2021 7:11PM
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GrapeHunter
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in all seriousness, it says "AIM FOR THE BOTTOM OF THE SLOPE"
Oct 6 2021 7:15PM
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HennyHarlaut
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grantlewis_dntmin all seriousness, it says "AIM FOR THE BOTTOM OF THE SLOPE"


Thanks!
Oct 6 2021 7:39PM
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jakeordie
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That's a mistranslation, what it really says is AIM FOR CHADS FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA
Oct 6 2021 8:20PM
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3mania
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I'm going to consult with my personal translator and get back to you
Oct 6 2021 8:34PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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It translates to “these skis won’t get you a Japanese girlfriend, you weeaboo”
Oct 7 2021 12:57AM
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JPNgearnerd
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I'm Japanese.

I thought it was meme when I first found it.

May be "坂の下を目指す" is a funny literal translation of "downhill".

That said, Super dry, Adidas,etc sometimes release funny things,so it doesn't really bother me.

Some Japanese people sometimes wear strange English T-Shirts,so they are like each other.

(And my english too...)
Oct 7 2021 4:35AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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"Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger"
Oct 7 2021 11:51AM
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animator
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TRVP_ANGEL"Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger"


HAHAHAHAHAAHA MY DAD USED TO SAY THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS A KID
Oct 7 2021 11:54AM
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piss.boy
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Oct 7 2021 11:30PM
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vincenzoo
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Imagine it’s says: LINE CHRONIC that would be unbelievable
Oct 9 2021 1:01PM
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