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How the fuck do you hipslide/bodyslide

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Mackaroni_space
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I want to know how to do the epic hipslide and every time I try my skis just go sicko mode and I don’t really know how to properly mount onto a box/feature to begin the hipslide. Anyone got any tips
Sep 27 2021 4:42PM
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keagan.karstens
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I cant do it myself but I’d say to keep yourself from going “sicko mode” crouch first into a squat and use your back hand to sort of let urself down softly. Rather than just going straight from standing
Sep 27 2021 6:06PM
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Mackaroni_space
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keagan.karstensI cant do it myself but I’d say to keep yourself from going “sicko mode” crouch first into a squat and use your back hand to sort of let urself down softly. Rather than just going straight from standing


Thank you Mr. Karstens
Sep 27 2021 6:11PM
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Icant_kfed
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i’m pretty good at accidentally hip sliding down rails, just slip out like a dumbass and proclaim a volley of profanities
Sep 27 2021 6:28PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Just do it.
Sep 27 2021 7:40PM
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Mackaroni_space
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JAHBRADORJust do it.


Ok emperor palpatine. Or should i say jahbratine?
Sep 27 2021 7:45PM
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mrk127
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Perhaps an unpopular opinion but hip pads are dope. Mainly just for eating shit not hip slides, but of course will help hip slides
Sep 27 2021 10:01PM
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skierman_jack
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Just sent it pussy
Sep 27 2021 10:05PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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mrk127Perhaps an unpopular opinion but hip pads are dope. Mainly just for eating shit not hip slides, but of course will help hip slides

I dont remember what movie/edit it was in but i remember some people hip sliding a roof using pizza boxes stuffed in their pants for pads
Sep 27 2021 10:50PM
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Mackaroni_space
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ReturnToMonkeyI dont remember what movie/edit it was in but i remember some people hip sliding a roof using pizza boxes stuffed in their pants for pads


Egg in bermuda I’m pretty sure
Sep 27 2021 10:50PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Max.broEgg in bermuda I’m pretty sure

Yess that's it. Ty gonna go watch some strictly now
Sep 27 2021 10:52PM
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Mackaroni_space
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ReturnToMonkeyYess that's it. Ty gonna go watch some strictly now


Dude is insane, i got to see the pants he used for that clip and they’re all fucked up. Still wicked
Sep 27 2021 11:02PM
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mrk127
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ReturnToMonkeyI dont remember what movie/edit it was in but i remember some people hip sliding a roof using pizza boxes stuffed in their pants for pads


I feel like TC has done this at some point too
Sep 27 2021 11:25PM
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weastcoat
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Land softly. Helps if you come in low. Put your phone in your knee pocket for extra motivation. Because if you fuck it up your both your hip and bank account will be hurtin.
Sep 28 2021 12:42AM
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Mackaroni_space
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weastcoastLand softly. Helps if you come in low. Put your phone in your knee pocket for extra motivation. Because if you fuck it up your both your hip and bank account will be hurtin.


Good one thanks salad man
Sep 28 2021 12:50AM
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Granby_killdozer
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lean back and put a hand down to brace yourself when you are just starting out and try it on a box. eventually, you'll just get comfortable kinda landing on your hip but you still need ur hand to brace a bit. its a good trick to learn before trying hand drags. be careful not to dislocate your shoulder.
Sep 28 2021 1:26AM
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weastcoat
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Craw_Daddylean back and put a hand down to brace yourself when you are just starting out and try it on a box. eventually, you'll just get comfortable kinda landing on your hip but you still need ur hand to brace a bit. its a good trick to learn before trying hand drags. be careful not to dislocate your shoulder.


This. Arm/hand support will ease the impact. Body slides on certain stuff look fuckin sick.
Sep 28 2021 10:44AM
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SkiPigeon123
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What about those people that jump on to the box and land complete on there hip how dose that not hurt
Sep 28 2021 10:48AM
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snowfinder
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Take off the lip a little in the back seat land on your feet and let your body continue to go backwards with the momentum from taking off in the back seat. Slide your feet out forward and ease down with your back arm so you don't slam your hip into the rail. Ride it out and stand up at the end of the rail like you are getting off a slide.
Sep 28 2021 10:52AM
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steeze_louise
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Bro literally just fall over and slide
Sep 30 2021 7:21PM
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270on420out
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Get really low before you take off and try to land on the rail/box really fast. It’s like anti popping
Sep 30 2021 10:14PM
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Young_patty
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here’s the official coffin slide (get it right posers) guide, use at your own risk:

1) approach feature

2) pizza to get speed right

3) get low, get low, get low

4) To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
'Til all these bitches crawl
'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)
'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)

5) use back arm to keep yourself steady, push yourself off the rail at the end

6) do afterbang

7) ??????

8) profit

congrats, now you can coffin slide like a pro
Oct 1 2021 1:29AM
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Mackaroni_space
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Young_pattyhere’s the official coffin slide (get it right posers) guide, use at your own risk:

1) approach feature

2) pizza to get speed right

3) get low, get low, get low

4) To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
'Til all these bitches crawl
'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)
'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)

5) use back arm to keep yourself steady, push yourself off the rail at the end

6) do afterbang

7) ??????

8) profit

congrats, now you can coffin slide like a pro


Thank you, young patty
Oct 1 2021 1:30AM
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lil.Boye
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jump and break your pelvis
Oct 1 2021 2:29AM
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