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Insta T-shirt bot cringe compilation

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bertBertson
Posts: 207 - Karma: 3,637
Just when you thought you'd blocked them all, yet another bot is up in your explore tab stealing people's content to hawk cringey t-shirts. Help me expand this horrible collection!


Haha so fun and quirky :)





Not very core if you ask me










Who is he






Deja vu




This gem lets everyone around you know you have never been within a 2.3km radius of cocaine








Daddy





Anyways I hope this kills as many of your brain cells as it did mine.
Which one you copping?
Sep 9 2021 2:38PM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 32,547
Life is better on the slopes⛷⛷🎿🎿
Sep 9 2021 2:53PM
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TrickyDick470
Posts: 443 - Karma: 2,346
"DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?"

[insert picture of skier on chairlift here]
Sep 9 2021 3:03PM
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ToddlerBodyBag
Posts: 283 - Karma: 2,088
I like boobs
Sep 9 2021 3:04PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8913 - Karma: 57,407
wait am i gonna have trouble selling my shirts on NS?

it says "LIVE LAUGH LOVE + ski" on it and the "+ ski" is in cursive like it was added in by hand. cute right?
Sep 9 2021 3:39PM
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Schoess
Posts: 2039 - Karma: 24,306
fuck
Sep 9 2021 3:45PM
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CharlzHub
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 8,302
These look like great firestarters
Sep 9 2021 4:22PM
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GrandThings
Posts: 2940 - Karma: 28,846
Id wear the "because murder is wrong" one tbh
Sep 9 2021 4:23PM
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,124
I’d wear the boobs one. Because boobs are cool, not as cool as skiing however
Sep 9 2021 4:30PM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 5,118
Yep my dad definitely has that same shirt but it says cycling instead of skiing. There are definitely worse ones out there
Schoessfuck
Sep 9 2021 5:17PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2106 - Karma: 26,514

AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAH
Sep 9 2021 5:21PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6046 - Karma: 68,513
I have a really cringe one that says Zoot Space on the chest. Haha. What a stupid name.
Sep 9 2021 5:23PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,719
smh, these cringelords are putting every Shirt Off My Back store in every ski town all over out of business.
Sep 9 2021 5:29PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3238 - Karma: 36,713
Sep 10 2021 12:27AM
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deathvalley69
Posts: 631 - Karma: 4,216
Young_patty


Honestly this is easily the worst one, the other ones could be ironically funny but this one is straight up embarrassing no excuses
Sep 10 2021 12:40AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 21,771
Give me Rossignol or give me Head
Sep 10 2021 3:38AM
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Celery
Posts: 1924 - Karma: 23,169
My wife said it her or fishing. Man I miss her sometimes
Sep 10 2021 7:06AM
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,302
my god these are all comedy gold
Sep 10 2021 9:10AM
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zero*
Posts: 39 - Karma: 377
https://jskis.com/collections/clothing ... all of it.
Sep 10 2021 10:10AM
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GrandThings
Posts: 2940 - Karma: 28,846
zero*https://jskis.com/collections/clothing ... all of it.


God damn, I've really been trying not to be a J Skis hater all the time but these are fucking brutal
Sep 10 2021 10:26AM
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abar.
Posts: 1062 - Karma: 6,887
I love how the ski dad one just has a completely wrong and made up IPA transcription, like the designer just went "I've seen a dictionary before, they just have the word spelled differently below with random symbols mixed in, probs doesn't mean anything, I'll just make it up instead of bothering to do 5 mins of research," and now who ever wears the shirt is introducing themselves as "skay dawd"
Sep 10 2021 12:37PM
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ericforman
Posts: 722 - Karma: 6,209
deathvalley69Honestly this is easily the worst one, the other ones could be ironically funny but this one is straight up embarrassing no excuses


Agreed this is awful. Jiberish is normally p cool, but this is not it.
Sep 10 2021 1:22PM
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Line_Skis
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 37,398
This slaps.
Schoessfuck
Sep 10 2021 1:37PM
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GilsonSkis
Posts: 737 - Karma: 9,713
Why are you leaking our new clothing line???
Sep 10 2021 1:42PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9103 - Karma: 65,244
I still want this hat
Sep 10 2021 2:20PM
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Icant_kfed
Posts: 1274 - Karma: 11,504
Young_patty


i’d buy a 3x and only wear this skiing
Sep 10 2021 5:26PM
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signtime
Posts: 2271 - Karma: 20,670
Sep 11 2021 2:47AM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 20,000
BigPurpleSkiSuitI still want this hat


Someone on here was doing BGR stickers I think, anyone remember who it was?
Sep 11 2021 3:07AM
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,470
I want to burn this
Young_patty
Sep 11 2021 3:24AM
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druppin_jibs
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,106















Sep 11 2021 9:32PM
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Pilsby
Posts: 233 - Karma: 1,085
larilinesign


this one is kinda alpha to be honest. im not saying i would or anyone should ever wear it but it definitely has about 43% chad energy.
Sep 12 2021 12:16PM
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Stinging_Roger
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,504
Pretty sure they sell all of these in the Deer Valley gift shop
Sep 12 2021 7:01PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,459
I cringe when people share those shitty tshirts in the grooming and snowmaking groups im in.

Thank me I'm a "insert any generic job title" etc vibes.

People are like omg thats my job and 3 people share it. Not even a good example. Some are pretty rough but through 1000s of hours of therapy and alcohol I've happily forgotten.
Sep 12 2021 8:26PM
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Headache
Posts: 100 - Karma: 1,100
Sep 15 2021 11:10AM
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