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Butterytips69
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Alright so I graduated with a bachelor's degree in geology and I still can't figure out one thing. How tf does a mountain turn into a playground??

None of my classes even touched on the subject. Like wtf was I paying all that money for if the profs won't even teach anything interesting.
Aug 27 2021 8:07PM
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CatdickBojangles
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You need a class in Bighornology in order to make the whole mountain your playground. You can sign up at segoskis.com.
Aug 27 2021 8:18PM
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WoFlowz
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Actually? What’d you study? My dads got a degree in geology and some other nerdy ass rock fossil thing he never used
Aug 27 2021 8:26PM
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HypeBeast
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Dad?
Aug 27 2021 9:52PM
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elcheapo
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Gongradulations on graduation but after all that you're asking a bunch of degenerate skiers?
Aug 27 2021 11:10PM
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iFlip
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This thread rocks.
Aug 27 2021 11:31PM
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Butterytips69
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WoFlowzActually? What’d you study? My dads got a degree in geology and some other nerdy ass rock fossil thing he never used

Yeah I got a geo degree and now I’m in land surveying. What’s your dad do?
Aug 28 2021 4:27PM
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Jems
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one of my managers at this bum ass burger place had a geology degree from UMN couldn’t find any job related to geology and he still hasn’t found shit
Aug 28 2021 5:42PM
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WoFlowz
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Butterytips69Yeah I got a geo degree and now I’m in land surveying. What’s your dad do?


He’s a lawyer for the feds. He loved it but he needed a job that actually makes money….
Aug 28 2021 6:03PM
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maaattt
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Currently working as a geologist and the only thing we've done is prepare to GET RID of a mountain, shits wack son
Aug 28 2021 9:53PM
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AaronO.
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Bro of course they didn’t teach u that it’s doctorate level concepts that take years to fully comprehend
Aug 29 2021 12:26AM
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dolanslebensraum
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Aug 29 2021 12:40AM
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Mackaroni_space
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iFlipThis thread rocks.


SHIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT
Aug 29 2021 5:05AM
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iFlip
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Max.broSHIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT


I’m digging your reply.
Aug 29 2021 8:06AM
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freestyler540
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Mountains are created by physics. Turning into your playground is art.
Aug 29 2021 9:34AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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The Bighornology makes the whole classroom your mountain into a playground. We designed a new curriculum for the Bighornology with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs in the classroom. What we taught is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content. Available in 9am - 6pm, 10am - 6pm, and 11am - 4pm timeslots.
Aug 29 2021 10:07AM
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Casey
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Just going to have to pick a field that has something to do with the ground, idk
Aug 30 2021 12:39AM
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VTshredder69
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Butterytips69Alright so I graduated with a bachelor's degree in geology and I still can't figure out one thing. How tf does a mountain turn into a playground??

None of my classes even touched on the subject. Like wtf was I paying all that money for if the profs won't even teach anything interesting.


you cut down the trees and contribute to climate change for your damn ski slopes.

SMH.
Aug 31 2021 3:28PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Burying the seat of a swing and a couple of kickballs will get some playground growth started in most mountains.
Aug 31 2021 4:58PM
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