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etom
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people shold go up there and build a big kicker and ski and ya know, that stuff that most of us here liek to do... yea so whos driving me up?

~Tom
Dec 11 2002 9:37PM
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Brit1275
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mmmm, i'd go but i don't want to spend any money to ski. hopefully snoqualmie'll be open (there's a chance god dammit!), and then i'll be up there. but i don't gots no money right now!

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Dec 11 2002 9:52PM
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etom
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lift tickets are 25 bones, and brit, hahahah im talking to your sister right now, is she hot? lol

~Tom
Dec 11 2002 10:37PM
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CrystalineSkier
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i was thinking of going with my friend (mutemasterX to y'all) but i have something planned. . . . i'm not quite sure what it is but i know that something's happening. . if not, i'd be up there, but it looks like i'm having to postpone skiing till Whistler on christmas vacation.
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Dec 11 2002 10:37PM
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Brit1275
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till CHRISTMAS?!?!?! dude, everywhere'll be open next week!!! go up then!!! and tom, no my sister's not hot, but she's much older than you. and it's sean, not brit. stupid stupid name

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Dec 11 2002 10:47PM
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etom
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oh yea, older chicks...

~Tom
Dec 11 2002 11:59PM
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Brit1275
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just stay off cindy is all, she's mine

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Dec 12 2002 12:37AM
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kevywevy
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and yes sean's sister is very hot. and she's soon to be MINE!!! suckers!!! that was directed at you chris. so back off.



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Dec 12 2002 12:46AM
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NoTeefa
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sorrrrrrayu kevain, iamng having ttourble typing this cuase i cant see the scer4en, why? because seans sister is rriding my cock anbd the tietties are in my wayt


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 12 2002 12:51AM
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kevywevy
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(this is sean typing): what titties? OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Dec 12 2002 1:01AM
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bakerlocal
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ill be up there on saturday or sunday not sure yet
Dec 12 2002 3:19PM
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kevywevy
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i think sat will be the best day to go.



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Dec 12 2002 3:21PM
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CrystalineSkier
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snow is here, areas open tomorrow, and im stuck going to a soccer game i don't want to, and going to a dance with a girl i don't know. so this weekends out for me. and sean, i'm still in high school, so i can't go up until the weekends and or on friday. and on next friday i leave for whistler. so i get no skiing till whistler, which sucks, because i need the practice.
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Dec 12 2002 4:24PM
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alpentalik
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hahaha... i have to go to a high school dance too FUCK!


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Dec 12 2002 4:57PM
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CrystalineSkier
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yah, life sucks. when i said yes, i didnt' think there'd be snow. but whatever.
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Dec 12 2002 6:12PM
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etom
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im going to two high school dances on fridayu and sat, fuck you, but i got a soccer game on sat and its the city tournament so i cant miss it. thats why i wnat to go on sunday and i dont got a ride.

~Tom
Dec 12 2002 6:48PM
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Brit1275
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man, you kids and your 'high school dances'....my girly's coming back from school, and we gonna FUCK......then go skiing

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Dec 12 2002 9:36PM
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MuteMasterX
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I'll be up @ Crystal all weekend, saturday just for kicks and sunday for a rokka clinic. Hell yes. Sorry about the dance jon, i'll just have to hike campbell all by myself...!


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Dec 12 2002 11:25PM
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CrystalineSkier
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fuck...you...alex...you...suck...and damn it, all you fuckers skiing, yeah, you suck old grandpa balls with hair longer than the penis. . . yeah, you suck.
Hey, is anyone up for like tuesday skiing if the summit opens before next tuesday? i have a late start at my high school. .. i could skip all my activites and go up. Alex, whatdaya say? and eric, you come up too, rekker (don't know your name), love2ski something or whatnot also. And Chris (k2skeepimp), you should hit the slopes too if it opens. a northwestern NS jibbing experience. anyone in?
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Dec 12 2002 11:32PM
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kevywevy
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im down. if sean is going.



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Dec 12 2002 11:43PM
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Brit1275
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hey?!? where the hell am I?!?!? we all know I'M the best skier in washington, fuck. if they're open, i'll be up every god damn day.

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Dec 12 2002 11:45PM
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CrystalineSkier
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didnt' mean to leave you out man! yeah, come along, but we'd have to find a way to identify ourselves. . . i mean, i know most of us will be at the terrain park, but how will we know each other by sight? I know mutemasterx,a nd that's it really. my friend known k2skeepimp, but no cigar for me. so what does everyone where? i sport orange and black, with volkl v skis.
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Dec 13 2002 12:13AM
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NoTeefa
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calm down crackas, i really doubt they will be open before next weekend, but they will have some rails up opening day, the promised me


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 13 2002 12:50AM
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kevywevy
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well thats why it would just be easy to meet somewhere at a certain time. but we will cross that bridge when we finally know that they are gonna be open.



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Dec 13 2002 1:03AM
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etom
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fogot me too sucka.
crystal.... look for me, i will probably be on my old dads rock skies, ghetto k2 4s from 5 years ago, and 188 cm. hah, and a black gyro 9 helmet, and red a frames, and a blue jacket.

~Tom
Dec 13 2002 3:07AM
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kevywevy
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hey tom it doesn't matter cause you're the only one going on sunday!!! ha!



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Dec 13 2002 3:09AM
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Brit1275
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kevin, you are SUCH a loser! you just said you want to go sunday. looks like there's a slight chance the LSKP will be at crystal sunday, if so we should all meet up for sure.

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Dec 14 2002 12:13AM
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NoTeefa
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yes, we will be up there sunday, enjoying the fine rock jibbing


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 14 2002 2:11AM
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kevywevy
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hey i wrowt that before i knew we changed our minds!!! back off. so what if ima asshole.



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Dec 14 2002 6:34AM
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NoTeefa
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hush child


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 14 2002 3:04PM
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NoTeefa
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oh man, its raining like a mother up there right now, but ill come at 8 tomorrow to pick you up, and we can call their little weather line then


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 14 2002 5:20PM
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kevywevy
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yeah. sean is coming too right?



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Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
Dec 14 2002 5:23PM
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Brit1275
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normally i was gonna say yes, but instead i'm gonna say no. just to fuck with you...no. I seriously have about $5 to my name right now. And I still gots christmas shopping to do, fuck me. my sister's supposed to pay me for her season's pass this week, but we'll see. but i'll have to sit out for this one, gots no blings- you dig?

be aware, ski with care

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Dec 14 2002 9:21PM
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kevywevy
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no i don't 'dig' you fucker. i hate you. you're kicked out of the lskp!!! how do ya like them apples??



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Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
Dec 14 2002 9:42PM
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bakerlocal
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it was so bad today, the bottom was all dirt and mud puddles and people were trying to ski over it all.
Dec 14 2002 9:56PM
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etom
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i didnt go. no skis, bad weather, and god told me not to go all helped my discision.

~Tom
Dec 15 2002 8:54PM
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CrystalineSkier
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haha. wait what'm i saying? instead of skiing, i hadt o play soccer in ice-cold rain, seriously it was 39 degrees out and i was in shorts and a tee-shirt. And the the 30 mph winds made it even colder. I ddint' go skiing, and i heard it sucked anyways, so ha to all of you suckers who went
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Dec 15 2002 9:27PM
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kevywevy
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well you heard wrong dumb ass. it was sweet up there today. a little windy and a little crusty, but it was dumping the whole time!!!!! well worth the $20. yes im 17. sure i am. haha fuckers! i saved myself $5!



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Dec 15 2002 9:34PM
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NoTeefa
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the bad weather was on saturday dumbasses, it was sick today


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 15 2002 10:00PM
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CrystalineSkier
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FUCK
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Dec 15 2002 11:08PM
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etom
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man... shit.
i lost my soccer game too

~Tom
Dec 15 2002 11:22PM
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Brit1275
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man kevin, you're such a badass for lying and saying you're only 17...man, that's like...months younger than you are. aren't you worried about getting caught?! shit. lucky you!

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Dec 16 2002 1:30AM
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kevywevy
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i was very worried about getting caught. thats almost 2 years younger than i really am. i was sooooo scared. but chris got away with it and he looks a lot older than me. i look like im 13.



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Dec 16 2002 1:34AM
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CrystalineSkier
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i didn't lose my soccer game
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Dec 16 2002 3:41PM
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CrystalineSkier
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just thought i'd let you know etom.
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Dec 16 2002 3:42PM
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NoTeefa
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yea, but you still missed out on sick skiing bitch
hahahahaha


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 16 2002 7:07PM
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CrystalineSkier
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Je te deteste
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Dec 16 2002 7:24PM
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NoTeefa
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSSED TO MEAN????
you tryin ta pick a fitght


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 16 2002 7:25PM
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CrystalineSkier
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i tmeans i hate you. and yes, chris, you and me.
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Dec 16 2002 7:42PM
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Brit1275
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oh sweet ass, shit's going down. i gots $5 on this crystaline kid, skeepimp's a pussy, so i've heard.

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Dec 16 2002 9:21PM
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CrystalineSkier
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Thanks Sean. anyone else want to take a bet? and will this be fists, poles, or shall we take it to the park? waht'do ya say Chris?
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