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Alright, we need to put all of our knowledge and skill to find Woflowz the best car. We MUST do this for everybody's favorite random kid on newschoolers that post too much.
”When you first push in the clutch
That's the moment
That's when you really notice it
Just how different it feels…”
”It's like having gold!”
“Told you you'd be impressed, didn't I?”
“No, it goes way beyond that
This blows me away”
”How'd you manage to get a hold of something like this?
I just can't believe you got this for the 86!
That's amazing!”
“Yeah, me either
I haven't felt this excited in a while..."
2008 CRV - Usually I'm not one for dealer sales, but this thing is AWD, luxury package, and absolutely mint. Decent gas mileage and great reliability. Won't be attracting any ski bunnies in this mom-mobile but WoFlowz can use his charm instead. https://buffalo.craigslist.org/ctd/d/buffalo-2008-honda-crv-ex/7355700668.html
2005 Mercedes ML - The V8 ML is a surprisingly reliable shining star of the MB lineup in the mid-00s. They're fast and luxurious and this one has only 110k miles. These things are tanks and you can often find them cheap since many used car buyers steer clear of German brands. Only con: when something breaks, it's a lot more expensive than the Japanese options above. https://buffalo.craigslist.org/ctd/d/buffalo-2005-mercedes-benz-ml/7353193500.html
2000 Honda Prelude - She's a beauty. Not the most practical nor awd, but this would be so much fun on mountain roads. A perfect car to learn manual gears. And not too fast for a new driver. Slap on a ski rack and some snow tires and you'd have yourself a fun sporty skimobile. https://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/d/buffalo-2000-honda-prelude-in-good/7355870352.html
Step 1 - get him a danger ranger via gofundme
Step 2 - paint flames on it
Step 3 - airbrush the tail gate to say “The Flaming Buttdart”
Step 4 - he has a truck
2008 CRV - Usually I'm not one for dealer sales, but this thing is AWD, luxury package, and absolutely mint. Decent gas mileage and great reliability. Won't be attracting any ski bunnies in this mom-mobile but WoFlowz can use his charm instead. https://buffalo.craigslist.org/ctd/d/buffalo-2008-honda-crv-ex/7355700668.html
2005 Mercedes ML - The V8 ML is a surprisingly reliable shining star of the MB lineup in the mid-00s. They're fast and luxurious and this one has only 110k miles. These things are tanks and you can often find them cheap since many used car buyers steer clear of German brands. Only con: when something breaks, it's a lot more expensive than the Japanese options above. https://buffalo.craigslist.org/ctd/d/buffalo-2005-mercedes-benz-ml/7353193500.html
2000 Honda Prelude - She's a beauty. Not the most practical nor awd, but this would be so much fun on mountain roads. A perfect car to learn manual gears. And not too fast for a new driver. Slap on a ski rack and some snow tires and you'd have yourself a fun sporty skimobile. https://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/d/buffalo-2000-honda-prelude-in-good/7355870352.html
2008 CRV - Usually I'm not one for dealer sales, but this thing is AWD, luxury package, and absolutely mint. Decent gas mileage and great reliability. Won't be attracting any ski bunnies in this mom-mobile but WoFlowz can use his charm instead. https://buffalo.craigslist.org/ctd/d/buffalo-2008-honda-crv-ex/7355700668.html
2005 Mercedes ML - The V8 ML is a surprisingly reliable shining star of the MB lineup in the mid-00s. They're fast and luxurious and this one has only 110k miles. These things are tanks and you can often find them cheap since many used car buyers steer clear of German brands. Only con: when something breaks, it's a lot more expensive than the Japanese options above. https://buffalo.craigslist.org/ctd/d/buffalo-2005-mercedes-benz-ml/7353193500.html
2000 Honda Prelude - She's a beauty. Not the most practical nor awd, but this would be so much fun on mountain roads. A perfect car to learn manual gears. And not too fast for a new driver. Slap on a ski rack and some snow tires and you'd have yourself a fun sporty skimobile. https://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/d/buffalo-2000-honda-prelude-in-good/7355870352.html
The CRV is also up my ally and my dad knows a guy with a small shop that only works on Honda’s. That could be a good thing to keep in mind as I make some more money this winter
2007 Toyota Highlander
These things are studs they will last forever and have awd. They also have good crash rating which I think I remember Woflowz (or his parents) were worried about safety in a vehicle. Can fit skis in it probably.
2005 Toyota Matrix
These cars also just kinda live forever. This one is a manual, which is fun. Might not be able to fit skis and friend in at the same time though.
2007 GMC Yukon
LS motor=good. This thing is an absolute smoking deal. Embrace your inner ski resort parent and pull up in a yukon. The transmissions in these things kinda garbage, but its still a good deal. Good crash test rating but not so good roll over rating.
2013 Volkswagen Jetta sportwagon
Wagons are cool and can fit your skis. this thing looks pretty loaded up with all kinds of cool features. It has real good crash ratings. It is only front wheel drive but still pretty neat.
2008 Porsche Cayenne
You buy a Porsche and you have a Porsche, but you have to deal with Porsche things.
2005 Toyota 4runner
good ol' reliable 4runner. 4wd good in the snow. can fit your skis and bikes inside. v8 power and fuel economy. Unfortunately these Toyotas are know for frames rusting through.
2005 BMW X3
This thing is a manual. This thing is awd. This thing is a bmw. unfortunately when things go wrong on a bmw it cost a lot to fix. room to fit skis.
2005 Jaguar XJ8
Maybe Wofolwz is a classy lad in need of a classy ride. You could probably put a rack on the top for skis. I cant image these things are reliable, but hey its a jag!
2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee
for a bit of a cheaper awd option this grand cherokee might be alright. I have heard that the jeep awd is super good on snow. It would appear big enough to fit skis in it easily.
2011 Honda Accord
Fairly good crash rating for a car. Good fuel economy. super reliable vehicle. not sure if the seats fold down to fit skis in.
highlanders FUCK. I have a 06 and this things an absolute beut. If I wasn’t looking for a truck I’d keep this baby till she dies. She has like 205k and legit has such minimal problems. Make sure to get the limited 4wd tho and you will legit have 0 problems getting stuck
MichiganCatFart2007 Toyota Highlander
These things are studs they will last forever and have awd. They also have good crash rating which I think I remember Woflowz (or his parents) were worried about safety in a vehicle. Can fit skis in it probably.
ColoradoDogfarthighlanders FUCK. I have a 06 and this things an absolute beut. If I wasn’t looking for a truck I’d keep this baby till she dies. She has like 205k and legit has such minimal problems. Make sure to get the limited 4wd tho and you will legit have 0 problems getting stuck
We have one as a loaner car at the shop I work at and it is at 296,000 miles. The thing is unstopable.
MichiganCatFart2007 Toyota Highlander
These things are studs they will last forever and have awd. They also have good crash rating which I think I remember Woflowz (or his parents) were worried about safety in a vehicle. Can fit skis in it probably.
2005 Toyota Matrix
These cars also just kinda live forever. This one is a manual, which is fun. Might not be able to fit skis and friend in at the same time though.
2007 GMC Yukon
LS motor=good. This thing is an absolute smoking deal. Embrace your inner ski resort parent and pull up in a yukon. The transmissions in these things kinda garbage, but its still a good deal. Good crash test rating but not so good roll over rating.
2013 Volkswagen Jetta sportwagon
Wagons are cool and can fit your skis. this thing looks pretty loaded up with all kinds of cool features. It has real good crash ratings. It is only front wheel drive but still pretty neat.
2008 Porsche Cayenne
You buy a Porsche and you have a Porsche, but you have to deal with Porsche things.
2005 Toyota 4runner
good ol' reliable 4runner. 4wd good in the snow. can fit your skis and bikes inside. v8 power and fuel economy. Unfortunately these Toyotas are know for frames rusting through.
2005 BMW X3
This thing is a manual. This thing is awd. This thing is a bmw. unfortunately when things go wrong on a bmw it cost a lot to fix. room to fit skis.
2005 Jaguar XJ8
Maybe Wofolwz is a classy lad in need of a classy ride. You could probably put a rack on the top for skis. I cant image these things are reliable, but hey its a jag!
2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee
for a bit of a cheaper awd option this grand cherokee might be alright. I have heard that the jeep awd is super good on snow. It would appear big enough to fit skis in it easily.
2011 Honda Accord
Fairly good crash rating for a car. Good fuel economy. super reliable vehicle. not sure if the seats fold down to fit skis in.
My mom had a 05 highlander with 260k some miles and then the thing shit the bed. She loved it idk I still like the CRV. Also the GM 5.3 in the Yukon’s until the 2014 or 2015 has terrible issues with lifters and I don’t wanna pay to rebuild a whole engine after buying a car
MichiganCatFart2007 Toyota Highlander
These things are studs they will last forever and have awd. They also have good crash rating which I think I remember Woflowz (or his parents) were worried about safety in a vehicle. Can fit skis in it probably.
2005 Toyota Matrix
These cars also just kinda live forever. This one is a manual, which is fun. Might not be able to fit skis and friend in at the same time though.
2007 GMC Yukon
LS motor=good. This thing is an absolute smoking deal. Embrace your inner ski resort parent and pull up in a yukon. The transmissions in these things kinda garbage, but its still a good deal. Good crash test rating but not so good roll over rating.
2013 Volkswagen Jetta sportwagon
Wagons are cool and can fit your skis. this thing looks pretty loaded up with all kinds of cool features. It has real good crash ratings. It is only front wheel drive but still pretty neat.
2008 Porsche Cayenne
You buy a Porsche and you have a Porsche, but you have to deal with Porsche things.
2005 Toyota 4runner
good ol' reliable 4runner. 4wd good in the snow. can fit your skis and bikes inside. v8 power and fuel economy. Unfortunately these Toyotas are know for frames rusting through.
2005 BMW X3
This thing is a manual. This thing is awd. This thing is a bmw. unfortunately when things go wrong on a bmw it cost a lot to fix. room to fit skis.
2005 Jaguar XJ8
Maybe Wofolwz is a classy lad in need of a classy ride. You could probably put a rack on the top for skis. I cant image these things are reliable, but hey its a jag!
2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee
for a bit of a cheaper awd option this grand cherokee might be alright. I have heard that the jeep awd is super good on snow. It would appear big enough to fit skis in it easily.
2011 Honda Accord
Fairly good crash rating for a car. Good fuel economy. super reliable vehicle. not sure if the seats fold down to fit skis in.
that 4runner is a pretty absurd deal for a clean title. you could buy that and sell it in utah for like 7k more
@WoFlowz I would sell the van to you for like 8k tbh.... I need a truck or a 2006 Subaru Forester or a Baja
runs good, fits a 1 bike and maybe another smaller bike, has a bed with 5 inches of memory foam, fits any ski shit you could dream of, insulated for her pleasure, so many fucking stickers, 2 sets of good tires
Y’all I was looking for fun cause all I got 1800$ and no job till December. Also can’t get a permit till next year when I’m 16 thx to NYS but if anyone has a Panasonic ag ac90 or ag AC30 for the low HMU or some SLX or XT 4piston brakes
”When you first push in the clutch
That's the moment
That's when you really notice it
Just how different it feels…”
”It's like having gold!”
“Told you you'd be impressed, didn't I?”
“No, it goes way beyond that
This blows me away”
”How'd you manage to get a hold of something like this?
I just can't believe you got this for the 86!
That's amazing!”
“Yeah, me either
I haven't felt this excited in a while..."
WoFlowzY’all I was looking for fun cause all I got 1800$ and no job till December. Also can’t get a permit till next year when I’m 16 thx to NYS but if anyone has a Panasonic ag ac90 or ag AC30 for the low HMU or some SLX or XT 4piston brakes
CrunnchyVanMan@WoFlowz I would sell the van to you for like 8k tbh.... I need a truck or a 2006 Subaru Forester or a Baja
runs good, fits a 1 bike and maybe another smaller bike, has a bed with 5 inches of memory foam, fits any ski shit you could dream of, insulated for her pleasure, so many fucking stickers, 2 sets of good tires
MichiganCatFart2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee
for a bit of a cheaper awd option this grand cherokee might be alright. I have heard that the jeep awd is super good on snow. It would appear big enough to fit skis in it easily.
Whatever you do don't buy a fucking jeep. absolute pieces of shit
Me flows lives near evl ny. Buy an old Volvo the thing will never die
MichiganCatFartAlright, we need to put all of our knowledge and skill to find Woflowz the best car. We MUST do this for everybody's favorite random kid on newschoolers that post too much.
SendyMcSendyfaceThey can't make him do anything if its his money
Oh no they can since I’m under 18 my account has my mom on it also. 😐fuckin dictatorship here. It’s so BS I can’t spend the 1600$ I have saved on upgrades for my bike or on a camera. It pisses me off but I’ve just given up. I’ve tried and they just get angry at me and tell me it’s not for spending but it’s my account and the bank won’t let me open my own person account
stop hating on subaru and just get an old impreza. awd, super common and cheap, known issues so preventative service is easy, fun to drive, room for the homies and put skis on top
perfect teenage car for thrashing and not giving af
WoFlowzOh no they can since I’m under 18 my account has my mom on it also. 😐fuckin dictatorship here. It’s so BS I can’t spend the 1600$ I have saved on upgrades for my bike or on a camera. It pisses me off but I’ve just given up. I’ve tried and they just get angry at me and tell me it’s not for spending but it’s my account and the bank won’t let me open my own person account
Original offer for my car was $1,000 but I’ll give it to you now for free but you gotta pay me $1,600 when you turn 18 😂
MinggOriginal offer for my car was $1,000 but I’ll give it to you now for free but you gotta pay me $1,600 when you turn 18 😂
I asked my dad about it and he goes but you can’t get a license yet and it doesn’t have safety features 😵💫 mans lets me road bike anywhere in day or night but driving without safety features is a issue
