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I haven't been on NS in like 3 months update me on whats going on

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CowboySkibop
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 28,230
I have been working my ass off at a kids summer camp, got clocked in the face by an 11 year old, been riding and racing my bike, and chillin out and have not had any time to get on here this summer.

Tell me whats crap'nin homies
Jul 31 2021 8:15PM
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JAHpow
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Jul 31 2021 8:25PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,559
RIP Saga but slvsh may be on the way back. Big Horn joke is still a thing, just evolved. WoFlowz parents still won't let him buy the camera.
Jul 31 2021 8:57PM
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dognuts
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 28,169
big horns were spotted in the wild, dolan changed his name, ankilla posted a bunch of strange photos, milfy tells of the asses of europe, woflowz whined about his parents, very juicy looking pipes were seen on trucks, everyone wants to ski, and all the other usual stuff
Jul 31 2021 9:01PM
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CowboySkibop
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 28,230
dognutsbig horns were spotted in the wild, dolan changed his name, ankilla posted a bunch of strange photos, milfy tells of the asses of europe, woflowz whined about his parents, very juicy looking pipes were seen on trucks, everyone wants to ski, and all the other usual stuff


Sounds very Newschoolers
Jul 31 2021 9:11PM
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CowboySkibop
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 28,230
r00kieRIP Saga but slvsh may be on the way back. Big Horn joke is still a thing, just evolved. WoFlowz parents still won't let him buy the camera.


I heard about saga, rip. Kinda has been a long time coming tho. RIP @WoFlowz get that camera homie
Jul 31 2021 9:12PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7782 - Karma: 63,853
CrunnchyVanManI heard about saga, rip. Kinda has been a long time coming tho. RIP @WoFlowz get that camera homie


#emancipateWoFlowz2022
Jul 31 2021 9:17PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37011 - Karma: 114,279
Its a whiteboy summer and me and milfy are digging into all sorts of delicious bootys *cowboy emoji*
Jul 31 2021 10:52PM
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ski_salmon69
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Everyone’s either being toxic or horny
Jul 31 2021 11:54PM
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WoFlowz
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ski_salmon69Everyone’s either being toxic or horny


I prefer both
Jul 31 2021 11:54PM
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dognuts
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 28,169
honestly that sums up ns
ski_salmon69Everyone’s either being toxic or horny
Jul 31 2021 11:55PM
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WoFlowz
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CrunnchyVanManI have been working my ass off at a kids summer camp, got clocked in the face by an 11 year old, been riding and racing my bike, and chillin out and have not had any time to get on here this summer.

Tell me whats crap'nin homies


Ming updates us about her man problems still, probably will for ever. Sam finally found a place and got a new truck on the way. Ski Salomon still can’t figure out what to do with his life. Big purple hasn’t been doing so good since the tram club left, Weast made another shitty MOTM thread and also made the 2 most toxic threads this summer. Borty hated working at hood. I still post the dumbest shit on NS, Dolan changed his name. Some dude got scammed by the Bunch but I mean this is all pretty normal for NS
Aug 1 2021 12:02AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,265
DeebieSkeebiesIts a whiteboy summer and me and milfy are digging into all sorts of delicious bootys *cowboy emoji*

🤠
Aug 1 2021 6:46AM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 27,723
WoFlowz#emancipateWoFlowz2022


Ok I’ve been meaning to ask but wtf is woflowz, does it stand for something? Is it an inside joke? Am I just too dumb to understand? and have I been Mis pronouncing it? I pronounce it whoah-flow-z
Aug 1 2021 1:15PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7782 - Karma: 63,853
Woah-flow-z is how I’d say it’s pronounced
Aug 1 2021 1:19PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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WoFlowzWoah-flow-z is how I’d say it’s pronounced


What’s it stand for
Aug 1 2021 2:19PM
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WoFlowz
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ColoradoDogfartWhat’s it stand for


It’s a higher spiritual path of eternal greatness and shitty threads, all inspired by the one dude skiing marksman in the K2 Laax Vacation. A state of flow through a terrain park, not the biggest trucks but the smoothest wavelength and most stylish. TLDR: WoFlowz wishes he could have any bit of style
Aug 1 2021 2:43PM
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Celery
Posts: 1963 - Karma: 23,763
@WoFlowz has started to post screenshots from my Instagram any time I make him unhappy.
Aug 1 2021 2:53PM
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mrk127
Posts: 1778 - Karma: 16,017
dognutsbig horns were spotted in the wild, dolan changed his name, ankilla posted a bunch of strange photos, milfy tells of the asses of europe, woflowz whined about his parents, very juicy looking pipes were seen on trucks, everyone wants to ski, and all the other usual stuff

Immaculate summary
except you forgot about the mods censorship scandal of the S**o B*g H**n
Aug 1 2021 2:54PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7782 - Karma: 63,853
mrk127Immaculate summary
except you forgot about the mods censorship scandal of the S**o B*g H**n


THE EHEATH REGIME MUST BE STOPPED #sessionsucks
Aug 1 2021 2:55PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,265
WoFlowzTHE EHEATH REGIME MUST BE STOPPED #sessionsucks


Session is a man of principle and honor
Aug 1 2021 2:59PM
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mrk127
Posts: 1778 - Karma: 16,017
WoFlowzTHE EHEATH REGIME MUST BE STOPPED #sessionsucks

#bansession
#makeNSuncensoredagain
Aug 1 2021 2:59PM
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Session
Posts: 5336 - Karma: 21,603
WoFlowzTHE EHEATH REGIME MUST BE STOPPED #sessionsucks


Until I am unseated I will rule gear talk with an iron fist so that noobs and people who aren't gear nerds get valuable advice for their ski journey.

I don't car how lame you are anywhere else.
Aug 1 2021 3:58PM
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CowboySkibop
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 28,230
mrk127Immaculate summary
except you forgot about the mods censorship scandal of the S**o B*g H**n


wait what the fuck, is this serious? dont let them censor our truth
Aug 3 2021 11:25PM
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CowboySkibop
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 28,230
SessionUntil I am unseated I will rule gear talk with an iron fist so that noobs and people who aren't gear nerds get valuable advice for their ski journey.

I don't car how lame you are anywhere else.


Ok I guess this makes enough sense nvm my last post, gotta admit its still kinda funny in an appropriate situation tho
Aug 3 2021 11:28PM
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qazwsxedc34
Posts: 2887 - Karma: 2,260
Dolan committed suicide.
Aug 7 2021 12:55AM
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asparagus
Posts: 2460 - Karma: 27,957
aaaaand I’m going to bed
Aug 7 2021 1:57AM
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freestyler540
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qazwsxedc34Dolan committed suicide.

More like banned to death.
skierman is no longer a cunt… actually he still is, but his posts have been pretty whitty lately.

Its summertime on NS, its been slow as usual.
Aug 7 2021 2:39AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12454 - Karma: 115,176
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1008290/Don---t-you-lecture-me-with-your-30-dollar-haircut-
Aug 7 2021 3:46AM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,975
Big purple got his karma back, ankilla got out if the psychiatric hospital unscathed and milfhunters still hunting
Aug 7 2021 4:22AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13942 - Karma: 48,606
WoFlowzMing updates us about her man problems still, probably will for ever.

Mingg’s love life is amazing right now. No problems here aside from my own crippling anxiety 😂😂😂 pretty on brand though ngl
Aug 7 2021 1:05PM
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Notaskibum
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What did Dolan change his name too?
Aug 7 2021 3:10PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37011 - Karma: 114,279
NotaskibumWhat did Dolan change his name too?


HunterSDolanson. He's the go-to modern day gonzo journalist for all your hot takes on ski base materials, hot waxes, and nationalism.
Aug 7 2021 3:29PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
I just served an 18 month ban, what’s good?
Aug 10 2021 12:03PM
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little1337
Posts: 8174 - Karma: 46,095
ChadThundercockI just served an 18 month ban, what’s good?


Now theres a name I haven't seen in a while
Aug 10 2021 12:46PM
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SFBv420.0
Posts: 2539 - Karma: 3,124
DeebieSkeebiesHunterSDolanson. He's the go-to modern day gonzo journalist for all your hot takes on ski base materials, hot waxes, and nationalism.

while i dont lol
the thought of hunter s doltson trying to hang with the hells angles makes me smile
between convincing them of his genius level intelligence, discussing sintered bases, mario brothers and sharks and german pride it outta go great
are you guys sure ya dont want to listen to the whomp on my bitchin subwoofers
wanna see my techo dance moves
Aug 10 2021 2:02PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
little1337Now theres a name I haven't seen in a while

I kept the redirect on Newschoolerz.com this whole time. Straight to dog fart. Thought I was banned for life but I get an email out of the blue saying there’s a thread about unbanning me. Wow.
Aug 10 2021 3:09PM
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CowboySkibop
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 28,230
ChadThundercockI just served an 18 month ban, what’s good?


Holy fuck
Aug 11 2021 8:20PM
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MiIfHunter
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ChadThundercockI kept the redirect on Newschoolerz.com this whole time. Straight to dog fart. Thought I was banned for life but I get an email out of the blue saying there’s a thread about unbanning me. Wow.

Dogfart dot com

Moe the Monster

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Aug 11 2021 8:27PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,978
ChadThundercockI just served an 18 month ban, what’s good?


missed u
Aug 29 2021 4:15AM
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