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The burdens of being MOTM

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weastcoat
Posts: 4103 - Karma: 38,008
It’s not all cracked up to be. It’s lonely at the top. Creating toxicity left and right. Everyone expects so much out of you. I thought being motm would bring change to my life, i was wrong. Still depressed as all hell, my mind is in a hell. Fame means nothing. Sorry newschoolers love y’all
Jul 26 2021 11:09PM 66 0
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r00kie
Posts: 4006 - Karma: 42,139
Nothing is worse than going to the high school reunion and finding out that nobody cares you were MOTM. I just want to be celebrated, man.
Jul 26 2021 11:11PM 46 0
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WoFlowz
Posts: 6016 - Karma: 52,154
ANKILLA MOTY 2020
Jul 26 2021 11:23PM 32 0
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1584 - Karma: 15,167
You get mad pussy tho right?

Right???
Jul 26 2021 11:57PM 43 0
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switchlip2
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 16,969
When I got MOTM last month my life change. Everywhere I went girls went up to me and asking to fuck. I fucked so many bitches that month. Atleast 50. Now I get no pussy at all since I’m not MOTM anymore

**This post was edited on Jul 27th 2021 at 1:32:49am
Jul 27 2021 1:32AM 25 1
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weastcoat
Posts: 4103 - Karma: 38,008
skierman_jackYou get mad pussy tho right?

Right???


Ummmm
Jul 27 2021 6:26AM 13 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 11823 - Karma: 102,313
switchlip2When I got MOTM last month my life change. Everywhere I went girls went up to me and asking to fuck. I fucked so many bitches that month. Atleast 50. Now I get no pussy at all since I’m not MOTM anymore

**This post was edited on Jul 27th 2021 at 1:32:49am

By the bushel
Jul 27 2021 9:44AM 11 0
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 5780 - Karma: 56,677
Did you get your prize pack yet? Mine was pretty sick.
Jul 27 2021 12:36PM 7 0
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WoFlowz
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CatdickBojanglesDid you get your prize pack yet? Mine was pretty sick.


Mine was dope tons of stickers and stuff and a beanie and a lil note
Jul 27 2021 12:50PM 6 0
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r00kie
Posts: 4006 - Karma: 42,139
WoFlowzMine was dope tons of stickers and stuff and a beanie and a lil note

Same. I thought it was pretty cool. Thanks again NS folks!
Jul 27 2021 12:54PM 7 0
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weastcoat
Posts: 4103 - Karma: 38,008
CatdickBojanglesDid you get your prize pack yet? Mine was pretty sick.


Not yet they told me the shipping was delayed by a few weeks
Jul 27 2021 1:23PM 2 0
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 21,700
r00kieSame. I thought it was pretty cool. Thanks again NS folks!


You get the green armada beanie as well?
Jul 27 2021 1:23PM 3 0
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r00kie
Posts: 4006 - Karma: 42,139
ColoradoDogfartYou get the green armada beanie as well?


Mine is more of an almond white.
Jul 27 2021 2:20PM 3 0
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-Dan
Posts: 6804 - Karma: 41,214
You think you’ve got it bad now. I got MOTY one time and my prize was a single ski and Steve Stepp making fun of me in front of a crowd of people while I wasn’t even there. 3 weeks later COVID shutdowns started. I’ve had no opportunity to redeem my public image after Steve’s devastating insults. Even worse, someone just told me there are tricks besides lip on blind 2. My reality is crumbling and I have no means to contain the damage. The only redeeming thing amongst this chaos is that my NS karma is bussin crazy.
Jul 27 2021 3:49PM 33 0
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WoFlowz
Posts: 6016 - Karma: 52,154
ColoradoDogfartYou get the green armada beanie as well?


I got a black Armada beanie I gotta roll it a little more than normal but other wise I like it a ton 11/10 would recomennd
Jul 27 2021 3:54PM 2 0
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gravel
Posts: 5394 - Karma: 39,955
-DanYou think you’ve got it bad now. I got MOTY one time and my prize was a single ski and Steve Stepp making fun of me in front of a crowd of people while I wasn’t even there. 3 weeks later COVID shutdowns started. I’ve had no opportunity to redeem my public image after Steve’s devastating insults. Even worse, someone just told me there are tricks besides lip on blind 2. My reality is crumbling and I have no means to contain the damage. The only redeeming thing amongst this chaos is that my NS karma is bussin crazy.

we never gonna surviiiiive unless
Jul 27 2021 6:27PM 4 0
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6608 - Karma: 91,465
-DanThe only redeeming thing amongst this chaos is that my NS karma is bussin crazy.




Officially bussin
Jul 27 2021 7:32PM 13 0
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little1337
Posts: 7671 - Karma: 35,766
-DanYou think you’ve got it bad now. I got MOTY one time and my prize was a single ski and Steve Stepp making fun of me in front of a crowd of people while I wasn’t even there. 3 weeks later COVID shutdowns started. I’ve had no opportunity to redeem my public image after Steve’s devastating insults. Even worse, someone just told me there are tricks besides lip on blind 2. My reality is crumbling and I have no means to contain the damage. The only redeeming thing amongst this chaos is that my NS karma is bussin crazy.


From one MOTY to another, I’m here for you during these troubling times
Jul 27 2021 8:27PM 3 0
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Quaggy
Posts: 746 - Karma: 10,280

OP or Sisyphus from Greek mythology?
Jul 27 2021 8:32PM 11 0
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 21,700
My dick grew 5in once I got MOTM, not it’s like 6.5 which is way to big to ski with. Basically becoming MOTM ended my skiing career😔😔
Jul 27 2021 8:50PM 7 0
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mrk127
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 12,782
Is there something in the contract to become MOTM that you are obligated to make a thread flexing about it. Someone does it every single month
Jul 27 2021 9:24PM 8 0
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weastcoat
Posts: 4103 - Karma: 38,008
mrk127Is there something in the contract to become MOTM that you are obligated to make a thread flexing about it. Someone does it every single month

E Heath said if I divulged any information about the contract he would have my family killed.
Jul 27 2021 9:27PM 14 0
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little1337
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mrk127Is there something in the contract to become MOTM that you are obligated to make a thread flexing about it. Someone does it every single month


this sounds like something a non-MOTM would say
Jul 27 2021 10:03PM 6 0
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