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Young_pattyWell hello there OP
That wall of text is looking finer than a crème brûlée
but I ain’t gonna read it
Skiblade420Once upon a time in a galaxy known as shloopy rat bangers200X7 there lived a tight knit community of rodents. These rodents were not like the others that modern day humans have become accustomed to, no they were much worse, they were the stickiest slimiest rat fucks you’ve ever seen, parasites coating every inch of their pathetic bodies.
BigPurpleSkiSuitYou should, best summer NS post of the year if I'm being honest.
Young_pattyTo pass the time, these rat fucks liked to gather toothpicks, tie them to their feet and slide down little mounds of their own shit. They would squeak and squeal, having the time of their short pathetic lives. Until one day the rat fucks discovered technology and created a primitive online forum to talk about their shit sticks and mud slides. It was a great time to be alive as a rat fuck, self expression was abundant and shit slides were being shared amongst like minded rats.
But then, the most disgusting of the saucy creatures started posting in droves. The community quickly became a toxic breeding ground of sharp rodent fingers pointed at one another or conversation of which rat fucks parents paid for them to go to windells and which ones had more privilege than the other. A once sacred community of shit sliders was now facing bigger problems, like if pdogs parents did or didn’t buy him his camera. In the sheer chaos of all the mud puddles and rat cream, there came one rat to emerge from the ashes of what used to be a sacred kingdom. His name was Isaac freeland.
With his sacred heart he United the community more than he would ever know. Let’s take this day to remember everything he has given the lowly goop stained rat fucks. Matter of fact, let us all celebrate this day every year, July 18th as the day of Isaac. Please walk in the light my brothers, not on the side sesiatan.
Fine. Had to break up into paragraphs but I’ll give it a whirl.
**This post was edited on Jul 18th 2021 at 5:59:15pm
ReturnToMonkeyThanks English teacher
cyphersgonna need everyone's parent's last 2 pay stubs, we have to determine who is the most core