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TheMoostafian
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Who else is gonna light thousands of dollars on fire tomorrow like a true American?








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elcheapo
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el flexo
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MiIfHunter
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TheMoostafianWho else is gonna light thousands of dollars on fire tomorrow like a true American?










Upload pics of beer plz
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TheMoostafian
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MiIfHunterUpload pics of beer plz



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Biffbarf
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My gf saw me open this thread, now she's pregnant thanks bro
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bait
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Hope you're not in Utah
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TRVP_ANGEL
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OP's garage
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theabortionator
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Also forest fire season so be careful, especially if you live in areas where they are a big issue.

Otherwise freedom, send it!
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elcheapo
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Let me guess, you got them at boom city, what a haul, happy 4th
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TheMoostafian
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ElcheapoLet me guess, you got them at boom city, what a haul, happy 4th


We buy wholesale baby. Boom city sucks. Swinomish res is better if you're gonna buy retail, though.

And to the concerned folks, don't worry, we are floating these on a lake and remote detonating. Very safe show.
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eheath
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WoFlowz
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Op I would be careful keeping those in your garage
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Dan3L
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TheMoostafianWho else is gonna light thousands of dollars on fire tomorrow like a true American?










I have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House
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Biffbarf
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Dan3LI have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House


How to get your moms house swatted 101
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TheMoostafian
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Dan3LI have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House


FBI OPEN UP!
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elcheapo
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Dan3LI have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House


How long have they been there is the more important question
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TheMoostafian
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WoFlowzOp I would be careful keeping those in your garage


Don't worry, half of them are in my living room
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MiIfHunter
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TheMoostafianWho else is gonna light thousands of dollars on fire tomorrow like a true American?










are you doing this for like a community event? or just for ur friends and family?
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Dan3L
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ElcheapoHow long have they been there is the more important question


Years. I’m waiting until the opportune moment
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Treegrabber
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Dan3LYears. I’m waiting until the opportune moment

Wow sounds great buddy!
whats ur address so I can send a congratulations letter
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Dan3L
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TreegrabberWow sounds great buddy!
whats ur address so I can send a congratulations letter


1600 North your mom makes my dick wet with her spit
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TheMoostafian
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MiIfHunterare you doing this for like a community event? or just for ur friends and family?


Kind of both. We have a small party at my friends' lake house but the fireworks show is for everyone nearby.
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HypeBeast
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Dan3LI have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House

Let us know how long it takes to get a visit from the secret service
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S.C
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Cigs inside! #USA
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JAHpow
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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MiIfHunter
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TheMoostafianKind of both. We have a small party at my friends' lake house but the fireworks show is for everyone nearby.


Sounds groovy
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JAHpow
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006332/-merica--Fuck-Yeah
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Charlie_Kelly
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We hold these truths to be self evident
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MiIfHunter
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Charlie_KellyWe hold these truths to be self evident


Nothing better than eating a chicks pussy
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270on420out
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eheath

Imagine living in Utah
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MiIfHunter
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270on420outImagine living in Utah

Bro ur a plumber…
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270on420out
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MiIfHunterBro ur a plumber…


It’s honest work
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MiIfHunter
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270on420outIt’s honest work


Be honest how much do u love story and the smell of it? R u super into scat?
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270on420out
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MiIfHunterBe honest how much do u love story and the smell of it? R u super into scat?

Honestly sewage doesn’t smell nearly as bad as you would expect it to. First time I changed a stack I was expecting to be puking and disgusted but when we finally cut it out and I was hauling a shit filled pipe to the trash I was just thinking “this is it? It doesn’t smell nearly as bad as I anticipated”.
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eheath
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270on420outImagine living in Utah


imagine living anywhere that isnt a swamp.
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MiIfHunter
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Dan3LI have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House

Blow that shit up🤠
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MiIfHunter
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eheathimagine living anywhere that isnt a swamp.


I dunno what states do u consider a swamp?
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