Weirdest place u diddled the fiddle???

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200 degree porta potty on a shitty little COP in Afghanistan.

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CatdickBojangles200 degree porta potty on a shitty little COP in Afghanistan.

Thank you for your service

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CatdickBojangles200 degree porta potty on a shitty little COP in Afghanistan.

what unit were you in?

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.frenchywhat unit were you in?

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.frenchywhat unit were you in?

87th Sapper Co., 8th EN BN, 36th EN BDE.

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I don't play the fiddle, I play the guitar, definitely no chello player, weirdest place was watching my sister take a shower when I was a kid, the weird part was when I got caught.

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CatdickBojangles200 degree porta potty on a shitty little COP in Afghanistan.

If you haven't jerked off in a porta shitter, have you even served?

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SessionIf you haven't jerked off in a porta shitter, have you even served?

Nope. It’s basically a right of passage.

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Onto OP’s moms face

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weastcoastOnto OP’s moms face

^ in the closet, while Weastcoast was busting on OP’s moms face

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2 playgrounds late at night in the same town. It's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

There was no one else around and it was 1 AM both times, I'm not a pedophile, just a horny 19 year old with another horny 19 year old.

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weastcoastOnto OP’s moms face

Brutha u r all about facials

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Haha this thread was merely a scheme of my design, all of you have now just given me jerk material !

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Dan3LHaha this thread was merely a scheme of my design, all of you have now just given me jerk material !

You really believed all this bullshit? Sucka

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CatdickBojangles87th Sapper Co., 8th EN BN, 36th EN BDE.

I was dumb privates together with the current CSM of 36th EN BDE.

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CatdickBojangles87th Sapper Co., 8th EN BN, 36th EN BDE.

nice nice. i have no idea where that is duty station wise but good shit for not being some lame MOS

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.frenchynice nice. i have no idea where that is duty station wise but good shit for not being some lame MOS

Fort Hood. 36th is one of the last remaining engineer brigades since they moved to the BEB structure. They’ve got battalions in Carson and I’m not sure where else anymore. Also spent time at that shit hole known as Fort Drum. Fuck that place.

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In Butte, MT at an overlook with a view of the Berkely pit. It was January and very cold. We did not finish.

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the first one that comes to mind is the university of utah library during finals week when i was like 24. I've also never been a student there

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danbrownthe first one that comes to mind is the university of utah library during finals week when i was like 24. I've also never been a student there

Hey! I'm 24 and I'm a student there!

Where were you diddly doing in the library? It's kind of open

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A bathtub

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Airplane bathroom. I feel like that's not weird because how can you not. I think we were at 40k feet over Africa. Felt good being taller than all the mtns. Also got laid in airport bathroom same trip or the other year. Yolo

And plenty of weird (at least to me places) growing up but I plead the 5th.

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BigPurpleSkiSuitHey! I'm 24 and I'm a student there!

Where were you diddly doing in the library? It's kind of open

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it was a long time ago and I've only ever been in that library once so I can't even really describe it, but basically it was like the end of an aisle in a very empty section and it ended at a wall so three sides were covered. i could see the perpendicular row through the books to my left in case someone was walking towards us but fortunately nobody ever came (except me - she definitely didn't)

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I’ve never done it anywhere weird but my friend lost his virginity at an outdoor concert venue in the snow

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This embarrassing- I misinterpreted what “diddle the fiddle” meant.

weirdest place I’ve laid pipe was in an ice fishing shack some winters ago at my ex’s cabin (her whole family was there so we did not have many opportunities to get it on)

just some typical Midwest shit.

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Young_pattyThis embarrassing- I misinterpreted what “diddle the fiddle” meant.

weirdest place I’ve laid pipe was in an ice fishing shack some winters ago at my ex’s cabin (her whole family was there so we did not have many opportunities to get it on)

just some typical Midwest shit.

Diddle the fiddle means to masturbate guys

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Dan3LDiddle the fiddle means to masturbate guys

What else could you be doing in a 200 degree porta-potty while serving Afghanistan?

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asparagusWhat else could you be doing in a 200 degree porta-potty while serving Afghanistan?

I thought you guys were talking about hot yoga and meditation. I misunderstood this thread

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Young_pattyThis embarrassing- I misinterpreted what “diddle the fiddle” meant.

i'm pretty positive it means jerk off, but it evolved into weirdest place you've had sex

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made a donation in an Inari shrine in okinawa
Really nice bathroom of a Serb we raided, epic view
No porta potty tho, no sir

CatdickBojanglesNope. It’s basically a right of passage.

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danbrowni'm pretty positive it means jerk off, but it evolved into weirdest place you've had sex

Oh… I think that was my fault 😂😂😂

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Maybe my car parked in a parking lot back in university? But I feel like everyone has probably done that.

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MinggOh… I think that was my fault 😂😂😂

Considering “diddle the fiddle” is pretty much exclusive to female rubbing out, I thought you were brave enough to give the literal only appropriate response. Guess not.

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Dan3LNo lie, 100%, I have a friend who did it in a church bathroom

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