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keagan.karstens
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Shitty fingerski edit - Phungus Phreeski - dropping 30 pairs late July. Keep yo ur eyes peeled for more details.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1005777/trim-71285176-419C-468A-B4EE-93021CBAED7D-MOV
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CatdickBojangles
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In 10 years you will be asking yourself what you were thinking.
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keagan.karstens
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CatdickBojanglesIn 10 years you will be asking yourself what you were thinking.


Probably but i had a bomb ass time making this
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CatdickBojangles
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keagan.karstensProbably but i had a bomb ass time making this


Keep the finger dexterity one day you might make a lady very happy.
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switchlip2
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You must be a god at fingering women with those finger skiing skills
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keagan.karstens
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Backswap the clit
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Ya_like_jazz
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honestly this looks super fun I can defiantly imagine doing wallrides onto rails and doing crazy impossible transfers for hours
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deadhead420
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I rock with it
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iced
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make sure you bring those to the club

I can totally see you jibbing on your unsucked dick in the washroom

really though, good edit, the skis look solid and fun
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WoFlowz
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No body gonna talk about how OPs kitchen is boujee as fuck. I’d feel like a king cookin breaky in that
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keagan.karstens
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WoFlowzNo body gonna talk about how OPs kitchen is boujee as fuck. I’d feel like a king cookin breaky in that




You already know
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WoFlowz
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keagan.karstens

You already know


Oh he whippin 😩😩
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Jems
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i was gonna watch it but then an ad appeared sorry
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Jems
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waste of drumsticks
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TwoPlankerPod
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The picnic table segment was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Biffbarf
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Banger but you gotta make the finger rubbers look more like boots somehow
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Skiblade420
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Are those wets
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keagan.karstens
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Skiblade420Are those wets


I actually used the shape of wides
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theabortionator
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If you're not going to snap a coffee table in half just tell us straight up
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keagan.karstens
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theabortionatorIf you're not going to snap a coffee table in half just tell us straight up

I can’t bruh it’s like old asf and from my grandma
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Dan3L
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Imagine hitting a trick on the finger skis and then the camera zooms out to you hitting the same trick with ur actual skis with the finger skis still on

So rad
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Darc
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Skiblade420Are those wets


Sego Big Horns i hear they make the whole kitchen your playground.
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ColoradoDogfart
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We need to have a finger real ski….
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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How many ovens you got?… 3?
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Andi_G
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icedmake sure you bring those to the club

I can totally see you jibbing on your unsucked dick in the washroom

really though, good edit, the skis look solid and fun


Fellas,

Is it gay if you use your fingerskis to jib the dick coming through the glory hole?

kinda seems core asf
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keagan.karstens
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Even more core if you wax it first
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skierman
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Do a 450 out.

Oh you can't because anything above 180 is fucking impossible?

I have an idea! Spin to win and break those wrists so you cannot create another shitty "product" ever again.
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keagan.karstens
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skiermanDo a 450 out.

Oh you can't because anything above 180 is fucking impossible?

I have an idea! Spin to win and break those wrists so you cannot create another shitty "product" ever again.


God I hate you
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vibe.crudo
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Lmao me and my brother used to tape popsicle sticks to our fingers and do the same shit, don't listen to the haters that finger dexterity comes in handy and half the people calling u a virgin probably consider making out a hook up hahahaha
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GilsonSkis
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This edit is too hot
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BrandoComando
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I got an idea for 360+ rotations

What if you mounted some features and a camera to a turntable. Then, you could hit the feature on finger skis and rotate the table, keeping your fingers stationary. From the camera's perspective, it would look like a spin
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keagan.karstens
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BrandoComandoI got an idea for 360+ rotations

What if you mounted some features and a camera to a turntable. Then, you could hit the feature on finger skis and rotate the table, keeping your fingers stationary. From the camera's perspective, it would look like a spin


I have a lazy Susan at home I was messing with it, it works pretty well
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TRVP_ANGEL
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BrandoComandoI got an idea for 360+ rotations

What if you mounted some features and a camera to a turntable. Then, you could hit the feature on finger skis and rotate the table, keeping your fingers stationary. From the camera's perspective, it would look like a spin


dislocate wrist, acquire steeze
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BrandoComando
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TRVP_ANGELdislocate wrist, acquire steeze


Just wait until the finger ski accessories come out. Baggy XXL finger pants. Fingertip Full Tilts. Finger helmet vs. no finger helmet discussions. The NS Finger Ski Forum. The possibilities are endless
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sullivano*b
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WoFlowzNo body gonna talk about how OPs kitchen is boujee as fuck. I’d feel like a king cookin breaky in that


have you seen the basement?
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keagan.karstens
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sullivanobrien_have you seen the basement?


It may have office ceiling but we got a fridge
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Okay, but what about the jumps, sure you're a rail god great, but you gotta work on your jumps man!
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keagan.karstens
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BigPurpleSkiSuitOkay, but what about the jumps, sure you're a rail god great, but you gotta work on your jumps man!

Did u see the 3 blunt?!?
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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keagan.karstensDid u see the 3 blunt?!?


It was indeed quite steezy my guy.
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1234567891011121
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Now recreate the entire zootspace movie

i challenge you
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WoFlowz
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MaimHelpNow recreate the entire zootspace movie

i challenge you


Imagine OP flying to Japan to get finger ski street clips
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keagan.karstens
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WoFlowzOh he whippin 😩😩



Really proud of this one, wanted to share
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CharlzHub
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Nice steak. You do be whippin

Do the phungus fingerskis come with the drumsticks, mini park bench, and MacBook?
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keagan.karstens
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CharlzHubNice steak. You do be whippin

Do the phungus fingerskis come with the drumsticks, mini park bench, and MacBook?


Lmao no unfortunately they won’t. I’m getting settled into college life still but once I’m full steam I’m gonna start crafting some more skis and hopefully do some drops
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