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keagan.karstens
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Shitty fingerski edit - Phungus Phreeski - dropping 30 pairs late July. Keep yo ur eyes peeled for more details.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1005777/trim-71285176-419C-468A-B4EE-93021CBAED7D-MOV
Jun 22 2021 7:48PM
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CatdickBojangles
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In 10 years you will be asking yourself what you were thinking.
Jun 22 2021 7:53PM
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keagan.karstens
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CatdickBojanglesIn 10 years you will be asking yourself what you were thinking.


Probably but i had a bomb ass time making this
Jun 22 2021 7:53PM
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CatdickBojangles
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keagan.karstensProbably but i had a bomb ass time making this


Keep the finger dexterity one day you might make a lady very happy.
Jun 22 2021 7:55PM
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switchlip2
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You must be a god at fingering women with those finger skiing skills
Jun 22 2021 8:00PM
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keagan.karstens
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Backswap the clit
Jun 22 2021 8:02PM
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Ya_like_jazz
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honestly this looks super fun I can defiantly imagine doing wallrides onto rails and doing crazy impossible transfers for hours
Jun 22 2021 8:40PM
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mrk127
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I rock with it
Jun 22 2021 8:45PM
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iced
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make sure you bring those to the club

I can totally see you jibbing on your unsucked dick in the washroom

really though, good edit, the skis look solid and fun
Jun 22 2021 8:45PM
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WoFlowz
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No body gonna talk about how OPs kitchen is boujee as fuck. I’d feel like a king cookin breaky in that
Jun 22 2021 10:47PM
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keagan.karstens
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WoFlowzNo body gonna talk about how OPs kitchen is boujee as fuck. I’d feel like a king cookin breaky in that




You already know
Jun 22 2021 10:50PM
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WoFlowz
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keagan.karstens

You already know


Oh he whippin 😩😩
Jun 22 2021 10:56PM
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Jems
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i was gonna watch it but then an ad appeared sorry
Jun 22 2021 11:54PM
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Jems
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waste of drumsticks
Jun 22 2021 11:54PM
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TwoPlankerPod
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The picnic table segment was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jun 23 2021 1:10AM
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ASSholebomber22
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Banger but you gotta make the finger rubbers look more like boots somehow
Jun 23 2021 1:14AM
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Skiblade420
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Are those wets
Jun 23 2021 2:00AM
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keagan.karstens
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Skiblade420Are those wets


I actually used the shape of wides
Jun 23 2021 2:15AM
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theabortionator
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If you're not going to snap a coffee table in half just tell us straight up
Jun 23 2021 2:40AM
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keagan.karstens
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theabortionatorIf you're not going to snap a coffee table in half just tell us straight up

I can’t bruh it’s like old asf and from my grandma
Jun 23 2021 2:42AM
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Dan3L
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Imagine hitting a trick on the finger skis and then the camera zooms out to you hitting the same trick with ur actual skis with the finger skis still on

So rad
Jun 23 2021 5:04AM
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Darc
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Skiblade420Are those wets


Sego Big Horns i hear they make the whole kitchen your playground.
Jun 23 2021 6:40AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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We need to have a finger real ski….
Jun 23 2021 6:57AM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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How many ovens you got?… 3?
Jun 23 2021 10:16AM
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AndrewGravesSV
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icedmake sure you bring those to the club

I can totally see you jibbing on your unsucked dick in the washroom

really though, good edit, the skis look solid and fun


Fellas,

Is it gay if you use your fingerskis to jib the dick coming through the glory hole?

kinda seems core asf
Jun 23 2021 11:10AM
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keagan.karstens
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Even more core if you wax it first
Jun 23 2021 11:23AM
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skierman
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Do a 450 out.

Oh you can't because anything above 180 is fucking impossible?

I have an idea! Spin to win and break those wrists so you cannot create another shitty "product" ever again.
Jun 23 2021 1:40PM
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keagan.karstens
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skiermanDo a 450 out.

Oh you can't because anything above 180 is fucking impossible?

I have an idea! Spin to win and break those wrists so you cannot create another shitty "product" ever again.


God I hate you
Jun 23 2021 1:40PM
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vibe.crudo
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Lmao me and my brother used to tape popsicle sticks to our fingers and do the same shit, don't listen to the haters that finger dexterity comes in handy and half the people calling u a virgin probably consider making out a hook up hahahaha
Jun 23 2021 2:18PM
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GilsonSkis
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This edit is too hot
Jun 23 2021 2:20PM
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BrandoComando
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I got an idea for 360+ rotations

What if you mounted some features and a camera to a turntable. Then, you could hit the feature on finger skis and rotate the table, keeping your fingers stationary. From the camera's perspective, it would look like a spin
Jun 23 2021 4:34PM
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keagan.karstens
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BrandoComandoI got an idea for 360+ rotations

What if you mounted some features and a camera to a turntable. Then, you could hit the feature on finger skis and rotate the table, keeping your fingers stationary. From the camera's perspective, it would look like a spin


I have a lazy Susan at home I was messing with it, it works pretty well
Jun 23 2021 4:40PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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BrandoComandoI got an idea for 360+ rotations

What if you mounted some features and a camera to a turntable. Then, you could hit the feature on finger skis and rotate the table, keeping your fingers stationary. From the camera's perspective, it would look like a spin


dislocate wrist, acquire steeze
Jun 23 2021 5:07PM
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BrandoComando
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TRVP_ANGELdislocate wrist, acquire steeze


Just wait until the finger ski accessories come out. Baggy XXL finger pants. Fingertip Full Tilts. Finger helmet vs. no finger helmet discussions. The NS Finger Ski Forum. The possibilities are endless
Jun 23 2021 5:29PM
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sullivano*b
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WoFlowzNo body gonna talk about how OPs kitchen is boujee as fuck. I’d feel like a king cookin breaky in that


have you seen the basement?
Jun 27 2021 10:10AM
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keagan.karstens
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sullivanobrien_have you seen the basement?


It may have office ceiling but we got a fridge
Jun 27 2021 10:31AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Okay, but what about the jumps, sure you're a rail god great, but you gotta work on your jumps man!
Jun 27 2021 3:31PM
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keagan.karstens
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BigPurpleSkiSuitOkay, but what about the jumps, sure you're a rail god great, but you gotta work on your jumps man!

Did u see the 3 blunt?!?
Jun 27 2021 3:32PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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keagan.karstensDid u see the 3 blunt?!?


It was indeed quite steezy my guy.
Jun 27 2021 3:34PM
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MaimHelp
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Now recreate the entire zootspace movie

i challenge you
Jun 27 2021 5:59PM
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WoFlowz
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MaimHelpNow recreate the entire zootspace movie

i challenge you


Imagine OP flying to Japan to get finger ski street clips
Jun 27 2021 6:25PM
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keagan.karstens
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WoFlowzOh he whippin 😩😩



Really proud of this one, wanted to share
Aug 28 2021 9:31PM
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CharlzHub
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Nice steak. You do be whippin

Do the phungus fingerskis come with the drumsticks, mini park bench, and MacBook?
Aug 28 2021 9:42PM
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keagan.karstens
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CharlzHubNice steak. You do be whippin

Do the phungus fingerskis come with the drumsticks, mini park bench, and MacBook?


Lmao no unfortunately they won’t. I’m getting settled into college life still but once I’m full steam I’m gonna start crafting some more skis and hopefully do some drops
Aug 28 2021 9:44PM
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