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What’s your type?

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Dan3L
Posts: 90 - Karma: 883
Mine is brown hair, green eyes, freckles, tan skin, and a massive meat scepter
Jun 12 2021 4:57AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,232
🤠
Jun 12 2021 5:34AM
7 3
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,958
Happy, don't need no grumpy
Jun 12 2021 10:07AM
9 0
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Jems
Posts: 6619 - Karma: 82,280
I only date girls who can at least cork 7
Jun 12 2021 10:49AM
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MoneyMakerMike
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 5,761
JemsI only date girls who can at least cork 7


I only date girls who can triple…
Jun 12 2021 11:40AM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1631 - Karma: 24,667
Tall girls are kinda nice…


but really i don’t care, i just want her to like me back
Jun 12 2021 11:52AM
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r00kie
Posts: 4826 - Karma: 53,623
Heartbreakers apparently.
Jun 12 2021 12:04PM
9 0
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,923
Jun 12 2021 12:14PM
6 1
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 59,447
Type 3+
Jun 12 2021 12:32PM
22 0
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,154
Soft freckles
Jun 12 2021 12:32PM
5 0
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Session
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 20,193
r00kieHeartbreakers apparently.


r/sadcringe
Jun 12 2021 1:45PM
7 0
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BrandoComando
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 18,676
OP’s mom
Jun 12 2021 1:58PM
6 1
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 60,800
Ones that aren’t interested in me
Jun 12 2021 2:13PM
8 0
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Butterytips69
Posts: 672 - Karma: 7,459
CatdickBojanglesType 3+

Beat me to it
Jun 12 2021 2:35PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 23,740
1. Not evil
2. Into physical activity/fitness
3. Not crazy
Jun 12 2021 3:26PM
10 0
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,154
armchair_skier1. Not evil
2. Into physical activity/fitness
3. Not crazy

Pick 2
Jun 12 2021 5:11PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 5590 - Karma: 59,815
Grass/water
Jun 12 2021 5:17PM
3 0
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armchair_skier
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 23,740
JAHpowPick 2

Yea :(
Jun 12 2021 6:42PM
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twinkle_toes
Posts: 811 - Karma: 9,638
Skis have to be center mounted (bit of lenience with AT setups)

Bonus points for having booster straps

Lime green ski pants are a deal breaker

2xl minimum

Listens to Adele / Taylor Swift while skiing = red flag

Gets tired after skiing 5 laps = red flag

Wants to hide in the trees to smoke weed every lap = red flag

Only spins one way = red flag

Can't hit a rail unnat = red flag

Would rather sleep in than wake up at 5am to go touring = red flag



Applicants that meet these requirements please send an application. Thank you for your time

**This post was edited on Jun 12th 2021 at 9:12:17pm
Jun 12 2021 9:10PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12327 - Karma: 112,581
twinkle_toesSkis have to be center mounted (bit of lenience with AT setups)

Bonus points for having booster straps

Lime green ski pants are a deal breaker

2xl minimum

Listens to Adele / Taylor Swift while skiing = red flag

Gets tired after skiing 5 laps = red flag

Wants to hide in the trees to smoke weed every lap = red flag

Only spins one way = red flag

Can't hit a rail unnat = red flag

Would rather sleep in than wake up at 5am to go touring = red flag



Applicants that meet these requirements please send an application. Thank you for your time

**This post was edited on Jun 12th 2021 at 9:12:17pm


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Jun 12 2021 9:36PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 5662 - Karma: 62,191
Is hot
isnt taller than me

ay Where my short kings at 5-9 gang over here
Jun 13 2021 1:24AM
8 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 50875 - Karma: 152,965
Times New Roman
Jun 13 2021 1:26AM
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Dan3L
Posts: 90 - Karma: 883
theabortionatorTimes New Roman


Haha I laugh
Jun 13 2021 1:29AM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 5590 - Karma: 59,815
weastcoastIs hot
isnt taller than me

ay Where my short kings at 5-9 gang over here


Lol 5'9 isn't short. Man that's perfect for a skier. Best of both worlds taller for chicks, shorter for tricks.
Jun 13 2021 2:28AM
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twinkle_toes
Posts: 811 - Karma: 9,638
ReturnToMonkeyLol 5'9 isn't short. Man that's perfect for a skier. Best of both worlds taller for chicks, shorter for tricks.


Yea kissing really tall guys hurts ur neck anyways. Have to bend it at a solid 90 degree angle and snap every vertebrae in your back just to reach his face
Jun 13 2021 3:03AM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 5590 - Karma: 59,815
twinkle_toesYea kissing really tall guys hurts ur neck anyways. Have to bend it at a solid 90 degree angle and snap every vertebrae in your back just to reach his face

Wb 90 down? My 7th grade gf was 6'1 lmao
Jun 13 2021 3:10AM
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CharlzHub
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 8,288
Older than 13 = 🚩
Jun 13 2021 7:59PM
8 1
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Jems
Posts: 6619 - Karma: 82,280
weastcoastIs hot
isnt taller than me

ay Where my short kings at 5-9 gang over here


outta here bud you’re not short
Jun 13 2021 8:04PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 5662 - Karma: 62,191
Jemsoutta here bud you’re not short


Idk I feel short cause a lot of girls I know are real close to me in height lol
Jun 13 2021 8:14PM
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Jems
Posts: 6619 - Karma: 82,280
ReturnToMonkeyLol 5'9 isn't short. Man that's perfect for a skier. Best of both worlds taller for chicks, shorter for tricks.

i stg height doesn’t matter, alex hall is 6’4 and he’s arguably one of the best skiers in the world
Jun 13 2021 8:33PM
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Dan3L
Posts: 90 - Karma: 883
weastcoastIdk I feel short cause a lot of girls I know are real close to me in height lol


Easier to pipe standing up, sounds like a W
Jun 13 2021 8:36PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3166 - Karma: 35,063
smol, can make me laugh, has actual hobbies, in decent shape.

not really too picky when it comes to specific looks or body type- if you're a cutie that I actually like talking to/spending time with then you're in.
Jun 13 2021 9:16PM
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Proboscis
Posts: 59 - Karma: 797
Same
Jun 13 2021 9:50PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 23,740
Dan3LEasier to pipe standing up, sounds like a W


Used to be with a girl who was 4’11 and I’m 6ft and can confirm being similar heights makes sex way easier for both ppl. She was a year older than me too lmao.
Jun 13 2021 10:01PM
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S.C
Posts: 3059 - Karma: 2,172
MoneyMakerMikeI only date girls who can triple…


If that's your criteria then I think you might need to reevaluate your sexuality dude
Jun 13 2021 10:09PM
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Angioedema
Posts: 314 - Karma: 1,350
Hard working
Jun 14 2021 2:23AM
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,087
I like girls that exist and aren’t figments of my schizophrenic imagination
Jun 14 2021 2:42AM
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little1337
Posts: 8049 - Karma: 43,201
Why, my lovely girlfriend of course!

Jun 14 2021 9:30AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,339
big booty brown for sure
Jun 14 2021 5:58PM
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switchlip2
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 20,685
can ski and bike, also takes a shower once a day most of the time
Jun 14 2021 6:33PM
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CoolChillGuy420
Posts: 35513 - Karma: 98,457
Mine is respecting the ladies because if you aren't, then you're disrespecting them. *Cowboy emoji*
Jun 14 2021 8:21PM
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sullivano*b
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 7,994
Dan3LMine is brown hair, green eyes, freckles, tan skin, and a massive meat scepter

same except one of those things and eye color isn’t that big but brown seems better ig

**This post was edited on Jun 14th 2021 at 10:05:47pm
Jun 14 2021 10:04PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 60,800
A Panasonic DVC Pro AG-HVX200 3CCD P2 HD professional camcorder or a HPX170
Jun 14 2021 10:39PM
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,087
WoFlowzA Panasonic DVC Pro AG-HVX200 3CCD P2 HD professional camcorder or a HPX170


When she’s a Panasonic 😩💦
Jun 14 2021 10:54PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 60,800
Max.broWhen she’s a Panasonic 😩💦



Jun 14 2021 11:06PM
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Idahoe
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 7,480
just realized I'm kinda into chubby girls. not talking obese but its just really nice to cuddle with someone thats a lil chunky.
Jun 15 2021 12:45AM
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Idahoe
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 7,480
WoFlowzA Panasonic DVC Pro AG-HVX200 3CCD P2 HD professional camcorder or a HPX170


This is now a panasonic dv camcorder thread

just snagged this DVX100a on goodwill.com for about 15 dollars. no clue if it works, and honestly have no idea if its a good camera or not cuz I bought it on a whim cuz it kinda looks like a vx1000.
Jun 15 2021 12:55AM
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Notaskibum
Posts: 848 - Karma: 3,968
Gd y'all are down bad for real, summer ns has an unbelievable level of horniness fr, where is the patrol
Jun 15 2021 1:49AM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 60,800
IdahoeThis is now a panasonic dv camcorder thread

just snagged this DVX100a on goodwill.com for about 15 dollars. no clue if it works, and honestly have no idea if its a good camera or not cuz I bought it on a whim cuz it kinda looks like a vx1000.


Eat the guts was filmed on a DVX
Jun 15 2021 8:03AM
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Butterytips69
Posts: 672 - Karma: 7,459
NotaskibumGd y'all are down bad for real, summer ns has an unbelievable level of horniness fr, where is the patrol


Jun 15 2021 8:16AM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 60,800
IdahoeThis is now a panasonic dv camcorder thread

just snagged this DVX100a on goodwill.com for about 15 dollars. no clue if it works, and honestly have no idea if its a good camera or not cuz I bought it on a whim cuz it kinda looks like a vx1000.


Just found one on their for 12$ might have to get one even if it doesn’t work and set her up tapeless if she does
Jun 15 2021 8:53AM
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