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Why are men like this?

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twinkle_toes
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So my friend was at a guy's house the other day

She was in the shower and saw a bottle filled with orange soap. She thought it was orange chronic (the stuff to clean bongs) but then he informs her that’s his 18 in 1 shampoo / toothpaste / laundry detergent / dish soap / shaving cream / mouthwash etc.

I was also at a guys house the other week in his shower. Looking around for a bar of soap or some kind of washing liquid. This man literally had nothing. Not even a 3 in 1 shampoo, no body wash, no bar of soap, nothin.

Why are men like this? I will never understand
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switchlip2
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He’s saving for on3ps
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Biffbarf
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Because usually with 1 product or less dudes look fabulous why you hating get with the program
4 years ago
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theabortionator
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3 in 1s ftw
4 years ago
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TheMoostafian
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Watch what you say about Dr. Bonners
4 years ago
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oldmanski
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Us men have simple minds when it comes to things like this.
4 years ago
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snowfinder
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wait people actually use soap and shampoo?
4 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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It is 18-1 what else could you possibly need?
4 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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TheMoostafianWatch what you say about Dr. Bonners


Tickles the ole’ bhole
4 years ago
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NivlacEloop
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18 in 1 is wicked smart. not having soap is just gross.
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Yeah i run a 18 in 0 setup. Saves me a lot of money when i dont have to buy anything
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JAHpow
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I'll be honest, this is the first time I've heard of this 18-1 stuff. I gotta get me some of that.
4 years ago
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Treegrabber
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Showering with soap is a big puss move
devolop crust
be a man
4 years ago
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gilbertressel
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While some of u are being ironic in this thread, a lot u probably do actually stink.

3 in 1 solutions are generally terrible products full of sulfates that can diminish the health of ur skin and hair. Although I do understand the economic benefit of them, u will never catch me putting that shit on my body.
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skierman
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I think a more appropriate question is why are women such fucking idiots to think men store bong cleaner in the shower?
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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hey dont shit on that 18 in 1 Dr. Brons, its the most economical thing and you can dilute it and make it last forever and save plastic too. also Hemp Castile soap isn't full of shit chemicals that make you smell like Axe and fill your pores with aluminum so its such a great deal
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BrandoComando
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1004813/All-Purpose-FlourAll-Purpose
4 years ago
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freestyler540
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skiermanI think a more appropriate question is why are women such fucking idiots to think men store bong cleaner in the shower?

Men: Has one weird quirk
Girls: OMFG WHY ARE MEM LIKE THIS WTF 👀👀😭😭💕😆
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armchair_skier
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sounds like you are just envious
4 years ago
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twinkle_toes
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armchair_skier

sounds like you are just envious


LOL u can’t call me out like that
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OregonDead
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lol. at first I just read the title and saw the picture and thought alright OP is pissed because the only thing in this dudes shower is a bottle of head and shoulders and a bar of plain dove soap. like, I get the message I'm gonna stock up on some bronners
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ReturnToMonkey
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OregonDeadlol. at first I just read the title and saw the picture and thought alright OP is pissed because the only thing in this dudes shower is a bottle of head and shoulders and a bar of plain dove soap. like, I get the message I'm gonna stock up on some bronners


I feel attacked
4 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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If the New England Patriots hadn't gone 18-1 that year, I'd buy it
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WoFlowz
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I use what ever my mom buys me it’s for people with blond hair and has bees wax and honey in it apparently so that’s cool. And I’ve gotten 2 complements from girls about how soft my hair is and how good it smells after I started using it so imma stick with it. 18in1 is nasty most shampoos especially 2-1 or 3-1 are detergents to begin with and make my scalp and hair itch like made.
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Chunderface
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The fucked thing here is that Dr. Bronners is actually like the most legit soap product out there for body or hair and these females are complaining not even knowing wtf's up.
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twinkle_toes
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I had a change of heart

After trying this soap I have never felt so clean in my life. Wow. My hair is soft. It made my skin tingle with a fresh cooling sensation.
It was like I had a eucalyptus oil diffuser in the shower. My sinuses are refreshed. Im so impressed I even brushed my teeth with it.

Maybe the male species isn’t so strange after all...
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TheMoostafian
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twinkle_toesI had a change of heart

After trying this soap I have never felt so clean in my life. Wow. My hair is soft. It made my skin tingle with a fresh cooling sensation.
It was like I had a eucalyptus oil diffuser in the shower. My sinuses are refreshed. Im so impressed I even brushed my teeth with it.

Maybe the male species isn’t so strange after all...


Glad to hear that you have seen the light.

That is the only soap you need in a shower.

Plus the peppermint makes your no-no square all tingly.

Idk about using it as toothpaste but hey whatever.

**This post was edited on Jun 4th 2021 at 12:37:26am
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hdubs
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twinkle_toesI had a change of heart

After trying this soap I have never felt so clean in my life. Wow. My hair is soft. It made my skin tingle with a fresh cooling sensation.
It was like I had a eucalyptus oil diffuser in the shower. My sinuses are refreshed. Im so impressed I even brushed my teeth with it.

Maybe the male species isn’t so strange after all...

I had this other peppermint-eucalyptus oil body wash and I accidentally snorted a whole bunch of it like a week ago.
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ModMommy
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twinkle_toesI had a change of heart

After trying this soap I have never felt so clean in my life. Wow. My hair is soft. It made my skin tingle with a fresh cooling sensation.
It was like I had a eucalyptus oil diffuser in the shower. My sinuses are refreshed. Im so impressed I even brushed my teeth with it.

Maybe the male species isn’t so strange after all...


I use this and love it, but it’s harsh AF on your hair.
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twinkle_toes
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safarisamI use this and love it, but it’s harsh AF on your hair.


Have you found something that works ?

I've been searching for a good shampoo that doesn't make my hair feel like hay lol
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deadhead420
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WoFlowzAnd I’ve gotten 2 complements from girls about how soft my hair is and how good it smells after I started using it so imma stick with it.

/claim
4 years ago
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Chunderface
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safarisamI use this and love it, but it’s harsh AF on your hair.


Do you dilute it first?
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ModMommy
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skeirmanDo you dilute it first?

yeah, just isn’t the best for died hair, your should use a clarifying shampoo and strip all the heavy oils out occasionally. I didn’t and once I did my hair was much better.
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GayWolf420
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This dudes got it figured out tbh. He'll never have to wrangle and bend a shampoo bottle to get that little extra last bit out left ever again in his life (or for a year at least)
4 years ago
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elcheapo
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It's basic guy economics
4 years ago
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MiIfHunter
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twinkle_toesSo my friend was at a guy's house the other day

She was in the shower and saw a bottle filled with orange soap. She thought it was orange chronic (the stuff to clean bongs) but then he informs her that’s his 18 in 1 shampoo / toothpaste / laundry detergent / dish soap / shaving cream / mouthwash etc.

I was also at a guys house the other week in his shower. Looking around for a bar of soap or some kind of washing liquid. This man literally had nothing. Not even a 3 in 1 shampoo, no body wash, no bar of soap, nothin.

Why are men like this? I will never understand


Y do u shower in dudes houses?
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TheMoostafian
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MiIfHunterY do u shower in dudes houses?


She probably just finished getting respected 🤠
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SuspiciousFish
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Kirks bar soap is the shit and its not 80% water like most liquid body wash.

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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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TheMoostafianShe probably just finished getting respected 🤠


probably my favorite thing I've read today.
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ReturnToMonkey
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BigPurpleSkiSuitprobably my favorite thing I've read today.

Same
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Chunderface
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SuspiciousFishKirks bar soap is the shit and its not 80% water like most liquid body wash.


Truth

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Young_patty
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Aight first of all OP I need you to go back and ask him the name of that soap and where he buys it.

secondly, it’s because of the pure convenience. I use Irish spring 5 in 1 (shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash, moisturizer) because all you need to do is go in the shower- apply a fine coat on your entire body and then rinse. 18 in 1 would be a total game changer though! Would save me so much time and money.



edit:***

never mind it’s just Dr.Bronner’s, I use it camping often but it can be pretty harsh on your skin/hair. Wonderful stuff tho- my ma still keeps a bottle or two around the house.

**This post was edited on Jun 6th 2021 at 5:54:28pm
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elcheapo
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A man's soap




A man's shampoo

4 years ago
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Skibumsmith
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TheMoostafianIdk about using it as toothpaste but hey whatever.

**This post was edited on Jun 4th 2021 at 12:37:26am


This all you need for toothpaste.
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asparagus
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SkibumsmithThis all you need for toothpaste.


This is the oral health equivalent of being core
4 years ago
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Willgum
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twinkle_toesI had a change of heart

After trying this soap I have never felt so clean in my life. Wow. My hair is soft. It made my skin tingle with a fresh cooling sensation.
It was like I had a eucalyptus oil diffuser in the shower. My sinuses are refreshed. Im so impressed I even brushed my teeth with it.

Maybe the male species isn’t so strange after all...


Yep I was just going to say, if it's Dr. Bronners then it's actually really high quality Castille soap. I'm a dude and I've got all that Cerave, green tea shampoo, gourmet expensive shit... but if I'm traveling then I bring one 2oz bottle of Bronners and it's sick.
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casual
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If these 2 dudes smelled/looked good enough for you two judgy judgersons to end up in their showers ogling their hygiene products, I’d venture they’re doing just fine.

I like nice shampoos and conditioners because I have super thick red hair that’s pretty dry/coarse so cheap shampoo is a no go for me.

As far as soap though, it’ll be a plain ass bar of Dove forever. Not a washcloth, loofah, brush,
etc. to be found….

Pro tip: do NOT use a man’s bar of soap in the shower, especially if it’s the only thing in there. That thing has been to hell and back.
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mountaindewgirl
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I really like that Dr Bronners for washing concrete dust off. It seems to neutralize it.

Before, I was mixing vinegar into my bodywash, and it made me smell all sour.
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ericforman
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Shampoo is a trap, I haven't washed my hair in like 3 years and it seems completely fine. I do condition every now and then though! Facewash is also a made up thing. My top 5 in order:

1. fancy toothbrush
2. toothpaste
3. moisturizer with UV protection, or sunscreen works too
4. soap
5. deodorant

I think that's all you should need and really 1-3 probably do it if you have access to a shower, although I'm not trying to find out.
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TheMoostafian
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Just picked this up


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