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Coffin slide

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daveSpaghetski
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I was thinkin about how cool would be doing a slide on a coffin, they just have the perfect shape for it.

You could also make some dope combos like crucifix tail tap 180 out or nollie the bouquet. Damn I want to try this.
I already imagine some guy at his grandma's funeral shouting "yo guys wait to take her away I want to do one last thing" and then proceeds to send it so hard that the poor old lady wakes up hyped like she has never been.




Please someone has to do this.
4 years ago
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teamdummy
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Pine Knob in Michigan beat you to it.
4 years ago
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a_burger
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CG_f0eGlfQV/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Mackaroni_space
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I’m all lined up to chuck my coffin with my dead body in it off Corbett’s, but before that happens take it to Hyland and let the rope tow kids do a switch 6 pretz 4 on my dead body’s vessel
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MidwestIzBest
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Max.broI’m all lined up to chuck my coffin with my dead body in it off Corbett’s, but before that happens take it to Hyland and let the rope tow kids do a switch 6 pretz 4 on my dead body’s vessel

I second this statement 😂😂 put me in big park as a canon
4 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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Coffin slides only.
4 years ago
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.Roockley.
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We had a launch coffin for a halloween event at an indoor slope, one of the local riders worked in a mortuary and had access to them IIRC

We used the full size adult coffin they brought, felt super weird about using a child size one
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TRVP_ANGEL
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when i die, bury me as a midwest terrain park feature
4 years ago
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theabortionator
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a_burgerhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CG_f0eGlfQV/?utm_medium=copy_link

Came in to post this. So well done
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