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asparagus
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THIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN READING VISHNU AS VINSHU FML i only noticed when i tried to look them up on google how did i not know this sooner ive literally read the word a trillion times am i the only one
May 26 2021 9:45AM
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h3nry.
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ngl the first couple times I saw the name I thought it was vinshu too
May 26 2021 9:51AM
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Celery
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You're not core
May 26 2021 10:09AM
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HypeBeast
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Y'all are fucking retarded illiterate noobs.
May 26 2021 10:22AM
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CatdickBojangles
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I bet you read OPEN skis as ON3P skis too you scrub.
May 26 2021 10:40AM
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eheath
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This is the kinda stuff you keep to yourself and move on haha.
May 26 2021 10:58AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CeleryYou're not core


OP has failed the core test. You will now be subjected to only riding Line skis and wearing the north face jackets

**This post was edited on May 26th 2021 at 11:07:58am
May 26 2021 11:06AM
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asparagus
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CatdickBojanglesI bet you read OPEN skis as ON3P skis too you scrub.


Wrong I read it as oh-en-eee-pee
May 26 2021 11:08AM
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Chrischi69
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For a while i read forster meeks as foster dunno why
May 26 2021 11:50AM
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Monsieur_Patate
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Chrischi69For a while i read forster meeks as foster dunno why


And up until I read your post so did I..
May 26 2021 12:06PM
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Jacobthesadskier
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I don't know whether the company is named after it, but Vishnu is a Hindu god who protects the universe from evil and continues it's existence.
May 26 2021 1:14PM
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asparagus
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TRVP_ANGELOP has failed the core test. You will now be subjected to only riding Line skis and wearing the north face jackets

**This post was edited on May 26th 2021 at 11:07:58am


This doesn’t affect me because I already wear a north face jacket 🙄
May 26 2021 1:16PM
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weastcoat
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Yuo mgiht be dslyxeic
May 26 2021 2:05PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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asparagusThis doesn’t affect me because I already wear a north face jacket 🙄


Ultra uncore
May 26 2021 2:25PM
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ericforman
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Me too
Monsieur_PatateAnd up until I read your post so did I..
May 26 2021 3:28PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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_IRRELEVANT_Ultra uncore


I can't blame him, every year the core requirement is raised by a bit. I expect by 2035, if you are not wearing a XS crop-top arsenic shirt that you bought off kysen hall, you will be the local clown at the ski hill. Never being able to find a solid ski crew of core skiers is devastating.
May 26 2021 4:08PM
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ben.j3
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BRO I THOUGHT IT WAS PRONOUNCED v i s h ( i ) n u FOR MONTHS
May 26 2021 4:54PM
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TheMoostafian
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Everybody knows ON3P is pronounced oh-nep
May 26 2021 5:11PM
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Skiblade420
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The first time I read sego big horn I thought it were pronounced ultimate sex sticks
May 26 2021 7:03PM
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asparagus
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Skiblade420The first time I read sego big horn I thought it were pronounced ultimate sex sticks


Careful the mods are trigger happy with the bans concerning the SBG word
May 26 2021 7:05PM
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Skiblade420
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Only in gear talk right?
asparagusCareful the mods are trigger happy with the bans concerning the SBG word
May 26 2021 7:12PM
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mikemac
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asparagusWrong I read it as oh-en-eee-pee


I always thought it was one-in-3-pee....
bc we all have to go sometimes
May 26 2021 7:15PM
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CharlzHub
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JacobthesadskierI don't know whether the company is named after it, but Vishnu is a Hindu god who protects the universe from evil and continues it's existence.


Yet their logo is a dead fly. Buzzy
May 26 2021 7:27PM
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elcheapo
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Judging by the title I thought you were allergic to asparagus or something
May 26 2021 7:37PM
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little1337
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Fuck I bought next years Vans Shoes instead of the Wets
May 26 2021 8:01PM
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doubleblackjack
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I said the ‘L’ in volkl up until last year when one of my friends finally told me lol

btw how do you say Stöckli? I have butchered it too many times
May 26 2021 8:05PM
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hemlockjibber8
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doubleblackjack1I said the ‘L’ in volkl up until last year when one of my friends finally told me lol

btw how do you say Stöckli? I have butchered it too many times


Haha what? No. Volkl is pronounced Vocal with an extra L before the C. If you really want to say it properly it’s F-eugh-l-kul. V is F and ö is a weird noise like saying eee with your mouth in an ohhh shape.

Stockli is pronounce sch-took-kli
May 27 2021 1:55AM
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gilbertressel
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JacobthesadskierI don't know whether the company is named after it, but Vishnu is a Hindu god who protects the universe from evil and continues it's existence.

I thought it was named after Mount Vishnu which is either in California or Canada cant remember, but pretend I didn't say that because being interested in the origins of ski companies isn't core and all ski companies should be mysterious and shadowy organisations a la Jet Skis. This is why on3p isn't core because it has an about page on its website.
May 27 2021 6:05AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I fucking hate when people say “vol-key”. Especially when they would come into the shop acting all hot shit and then drop that number.
I think it grinds my gears more than normal because I studied German for awhile
doubleblackjack1I said the ‘L’ in volkl up until last year when one of my friends finally told me lol

btw how do you say Stöckli? I have butchered it too many times


hemlockjibber8Haha what? No. Volkl is pronounced Vocal with an extra L before the C. If you really want to say it properly it’s F-eugh-l-kul. V is F and ö is a weird noise like saying eee with your mouth in an ohhh shape.

Stockli is pronounce sch-took-kli
May 27 2021 8:43AM
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J_Christoph
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May 27 2021 10:23AM
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doubleblackjack
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hemlockjibber8Haha what? No. Volkl is pronounced Vocal with an extra L before the C. If you really want to say it properly it’s F-eugh-l-kul. V is F and ö is a weird noise like saying eee with your mouth in an ohhh shape.

Stockli is pronounce sch-took-kli


Yeah i got it now, i used to say it wrong
May 27 2021 1:23PM
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Casey
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doubleblackjack1I said the ‘L’ in volkl up until last year when one of my friends finally told me lol

btw how do you say Stöckli? I have butchered it too many times


I say vole-kill and stoke-lee, but i mean not like some noob you just say it like a normal person
May 28 2021 1:44AM
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milotv34
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CharlzHubYet their logo is a dead fly. Buzzy


the dead fly is to symbolize how temporary ski season is and furthermore how short the time that us skiers can ski at our highest level really is.
May 31 2021 12:26PM
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Jacobthesadskier
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vishnusidelipperthe dead fly is to symbolize how temporary ski season is and furthermore how short the time that us skiers can ski at our highest level really is.
Very interesting trivia, nice one.
May 31 2021 12:43PM
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asparagus
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vishnusidelipperthe dead fly is to symbolize how temporary ski season is and furthermore how short the time that us skiers can ski at our highest level really is.


Name checks out
May 31 2021 3:12PM
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milotv34
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asparagusName checks out


I knew i'd get a comment on that
May 31 2021 4:18PM
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ginj.nz
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asparagusTHIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN READING VISHNU AS VINSHU FML i only noticed when i tried to look them up on google how did i not know this sooner ive literally read the word a trillion times am i the only one


fuck I've been saying vinshu this whole time
Jun 1 2021 5:36PM
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