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Mackaroni_space
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dude I just fucked up majorly and I need to ask someone for some advice, it’s about some girl problems and I don’t know what the fuck I should do and all my friends are asleep and this is the only platform I can talk to anyone on. Any help is appreciated
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oldmanski
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Max.brodude I just fucked up majorly and I need to ask someone for some advice, it’s about some girl problems and I don’t know what the fuck I should do and all my friends are asleep and this is the only platform I can talk to anyone on. Any help is appreciated


I hope your girl problems arent with my mom!LOL

Happy to help, how did you fuck up?
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JAHpow
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The answer includes peeing in something. Do you want the whole answer?
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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get full tilts
4 years ago
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gorbdawggybrent
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JAHpowThe answer includes peeing in something. Do you want the whole answer?


TRVP_ANGELget full tilts

Society at its peak right here
4 years ago
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Mackaroni_space
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oldmanskiI hope your girl problems arent with my mom!LOL

Happy to help, how did you fuck up?


Bruh I was drunk last night and I asked some girl to hookup and she said no so I wrote this forum 💀 I’m sorry duse I’m literally fucking retarded
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ColoradoDogfart
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Maybe if you had the sego bighorn shed fuck you as The Big Horn makes the whole mountain your playground. We designed a new layup for the Big Horn with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Big Horn has a full poplar wood core with layers of biaxial carbon fiber wrapped in vibration dampening rubber sandwiching the core.
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Mackaroni_space
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TRVP_ANGELget full tilts


I got the sego bighorn in 193 instead
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gorbdawggybrent
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Ok but I wanna hear the story
4 years ago
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Notaskibum
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Max.broBruh I was drunk last night and I asked some girl to hookup and she said no so I wrote this forum 💀 I’m sorry duse I’m literally fucking retarded

High school must suck these days
4 years ago
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Session
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Max.broBruh I was drunk last night and I asked some girl to hookup and she said no so I wrote this forum 💀 I’m sorry duse I’m literally fucking retarded


Get used to it man. You will do this many more times in your life.
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Mackaroni_space
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gorbdawggybrentOk but I wanna hear the story


The story of how last night I was like “Ayyy girl you’re kinda cute wanna get together later and duck around” or the story of how Isaac Freeland won the freeride world tour on the sego bighorn
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dolanslebensraum
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gorbdawggybrentSociety at its peak right here

Haha
4 years ago
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Mingg
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Max.broBruh I was drunk last night and I asked some girl to hookup and she said no so I wrote this forum 💀 I’m sorry duse I’m literally fucking retarded


Lmfaoooo it happens to the best of us 😂
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Bended_Toenail
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Max.broBruh I was drunk last night and I asked some girl to hookup and she said no so I wrote this forum 💀 I’m sorry duse I’m literally fucking retarded


Oh god I feel second-hand embarrassment for you.
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Notaskibum
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Max.broThe story of how last night I was like “Ayyy girl you’re kinda cute wanna get together later and duck around” or the story of how Isaac Freeland won the freeride world tour on the sego bighorn


Let's see the texts
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Butterytips69
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NotaskibumLet's see the texts


OP: Hey girl I got a big horn for you ;)

Girl: wtf my boyfriend Isaac Freeland is literally right here
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