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elcheapo
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I don't drink, i don't smoke, I don't swear








God dammit, I left my cigarettes at the bar
May 6 2021 11:44AM 12 2
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Obama_care
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ElcheapoI don't drink, i don't smoke, I don't swear








God dammit, I left my cigarettes at the bar


Funniest joke on the thread
May 6 2021 1:35PM 6 0
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r00kie
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What do a hamster and a chipmunk have in common?

Both are totally harmless till you put em in your mouth and light them on fire.
May 6 2021 2:09PM 10 0
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Biffbarf
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Wanna know the difference between jam and jelly?
May 6 2021 3:27PM 4 0
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zues
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nice shoes wanna fuck?!
May 6 2021 3:39PM 2 0
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dognuts
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what do u call a icicle that takes a lot of quizzes








a testicle
May 6 2021 3:51PM 7 0
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BrandoComando
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What is the difference between babies and bowling balls?




You can't load bowling balls into a truck with a pitchfork
May 6 2021 4:24PM 2 0
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elcheapo
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Funny as hell
dognutswhat do u call a icicle that takes a lot of quizzes








a testicle


BrandoComandoWhat is the difference between babies and bowling balls?




You can't load bowling balls into a truck with a pitchfork

Booooooo
May 6 2021 4:26PM 3 0
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BrandoComando
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ElcheapoFunny as hell



Booooooo


okay okay lemme try another one

Did you hear about the Italian Chef?




He pasta-way
May 6 2021 4:32PM 11 0
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Jems
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newschoolers
May 6 2021 4:35PM 6 1
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Butterytips69
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How is Coors Light like sex in a canoe?


They're both fucking close to water
May 6 2021 4:35PM 11 0
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WoFlowz
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Salomon park skis
May 6 2021 5:54PM 1 4
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dolanslebensraum
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r00kieWhat do a hamster and a chipmunk have in common?

Both are totally harmless till you put em in your mouth and light them on fire.


May 6 2021 11:31PM 3 0
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dolanslebensraum
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May 6 2021 11:32PM 1 3
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WoFlowz
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Dolans felt the touch of a woman other than his mother
May 6 2021 11:39PM 8 0
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elcheapo
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Broke up with my girlfriend but








She said we can still be cousins
May 7 2021 12:20AM 10 0
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zues
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my sister is pregnant. I'm going to be a dad!
May 7 2021 8:32AM 1 0
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Piss_Boy
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@compjocks
May 7 2021 9:32AM 1 0
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zues
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my life is a joke and it's not funny at all
May 7 2021 10:03AM 1 0
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elcheapo
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What's the cheapest type of meat






Deer balls, their under a buck
May 11 2021 12:07AM 7 0
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PissWizard69
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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of a boat?




if they rolled forwards they would just roll back into the boat
May 11 2021 9:47PM 4 0
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PissWizard69
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Whats red and bad for your teeth?




a brick
May 11 2021 9:47PM 5 0
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dognuts
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as a scuba diver, i cringed much at this
PissWizard69Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of a boat?




if they rolled forwards they would just roll back into the boat
May 11 2021 11:57PM 4 0
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Charlie_Kelly
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How do you get a bunch of dead babies out of a blender?

Tortilla chips.
May 13 2021 8:53AM 0 0
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elcheapo
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Charlie_KellyHow do you get a bunch of dead babies out of a blender?

Tortilla chips.


I don't get it
May 13 2021 10:02AM 1 1
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elcheapo
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In laboratory tests, 4 stroke smoke causes cancer in mice





2 stroke smoke makes mice run faster
May 13 2021 11:27AM 3 0
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,380
May 14 2021 1:17PM 3 0
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Thegenericskier
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how much does it cost to roof a house?

Nothing, its on the house
May 14 2021 1:46PM 3 1
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