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Describe a ski brand with 3 words

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h3nry.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 3,500
Vishnu: newschoolers favorite ski
4 years ago
24 2
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rubberpantaloons
Posts: 506 - Karma: 3,102
jetskis: fuck that table
4 years ago
54 0
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bakemaster
Posts: 127 - Karma: 2,699
Head: Business casual skis
4 years ago
32 0
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Celery
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 26,581
Atomic: get the bentchetlers
4 years ago
44 0
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RAcecARman
Posts: 200 - Karma: 1,800
Ninthward: classy, boujee, ratchet
4 years ago
24 0
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 25,745
Faction: get that warranty
4 years ago
66 1
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1940 - Karma: 29,091
on3p: durable disregarding ditches
4 years ago
52 2
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,602
ski_salmon69on3p: durable disregarding ditches


beat me to it
4 years ago
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,602
Line: Dudes in van
4 years ago
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-Dan
Posts: 7190 - Karma: 53,489
Hg skis Rest In Peace
4 years ago
61 0
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-Dan
Posts: 7190 - Karma: 53,489
Revision skis- rest in pieces
4 years ago
68 1
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,774
revision: where are myskis
4 years ago
44 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7547 - Karma: 67,058
Line: broken but fun
Vishnu: Resorts are overrated
ON3P: join our cult
K2: durable but Chinese
Armada: Swiss Army knife
Head: Dad skis us
Salomon: Twintips don’t sell
Moment: we take lsd
Liberty: China-Colorado Canadian company
RMU: Buy skis drunk
Icelantic: Art is subjective
Jet skis: Vishnu is mainstream
Atomic: Chris Bent Chetler
Völkl: we sponsor everyone
Faction: Candide skis us
Lib Tech: Slightly skinnier snowboards.
DPS: First tracks pass
Fauna: Animals and wood


Before anyone gets pissy - all in good fun
4 years ago
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guelah_papyrus
Posts: 122 - Karma: 841
DPS- Dope powder skis
4 years ago
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Arnie777
Posts: 53 - Karma: 905
Gilson skis: We Want Beans!!
4 years ago
28 0
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doubleblackjack
Posts: 627 - Karma: 6,723
Nordica: enforcer enforcer enforcer
4 years ago
18 0
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Chrischi69
Posts: 652 - Karma: 5,064
@animator 's ski brand, osama bin laden
4 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,093
On3p
sexy but pozzed
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7547 - Karma: 67,058
Völkl or Head: Dolan endorsed skis
DolansLebensraumOn3p
sexy but pozzed
4 years ago
18 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7547 - Karma: 67,058
Got another one

Deviation works: Purple Heartwood Sidewall
BradFiAusNzCoCaLine: broken but fun
Vishnu: Resorts are overrated
ON3P: join our cult
K2: durable but Chinese
Armada: Swiss Army knife
Head: Dad skis us
Salomon: Twintips don’t sell
Moment: we take lsd
Liberty: China-Colorado Canadian company
RMU: Buy skis drunk
Icelantic: Art is subjective
Jet skis: Vishnu is mainstream
Atomic: Chris Bent Chetler
Völkl: we sponsor everyone
Faction: Candide skis us
Lib Tech: Slightly skinnier snowboards.
DPS: First tracks pass
Fauna: Animals and wood


Before anyone gets pissy - all in good fun
4 years ago
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Session
Posts: 5408 - Karma: 22,545
DolansLebensraumOn3p
sexy but pozzed


Pretty sold out.
4 years ago
8 0
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Lonely
Posts: 7122 - Karma: 69,158
Revision Skis:
4 years ago
18 0
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isaacwrong
Posts: 2444 - Karma: 19,570
LonelyRevision Skis:


has left chat
4 years ago
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 34,560
Nordica. We have twintips?
4 years ago
11 0
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Casey
Posts: 8018 - Karma: 26,936
guelah_papyrusDPS- Dope powder skis


Dentist*
4 years ago
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WoFlowz
Posts: 8104 - Karma: 64,492
Vishnu: daddy issues
4 years ago
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2406 - Karma: 8,779
WoFlowzVishnu: daddy issues


thats 2 words you sausage
4 years ago
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h3nry.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 3,500
WoFlowzVishnu: daddy issues


You had one rule to follow smh
4 years ago
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,475
On3p - good 4 ditches
vishnu - burnt stylish fun
line - enjoi skateboards brother
volkl - gross ass graphics
icelantic - we take shrooms
armada - worship lord Henrik
moment - contemporary quality design
faction - jocks in highschool
k2 - no gimmicks here
jetskis - young talented edgelords
4 years ago
16 2
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,475
Ballard mfg - give us money
4 years ago
14 1
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SupremeChairlift
Posts: 312 - Karma: 4,016
4frnt - camber is lame
4 years ago
16 0
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deathvalley69
Posts: 631 - Karma: 4,222
Skiblade420On3p - good 4 ditches
vishnu - burnt stylish fun
line - enjoi skateboards brother
volkl - gross ass graphics
icelantic - we take shrooms
armada - worship lord Henrik
moment - contemporary quality design
faction - jocks in highschool
k2 - no gimmicks here
jetskis - young talented edgelords

This one is so accurate. Faction and Armada made me laugh
4 years ago
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2481 - Karma: 30,046
vishnu- we smoke cigs
revision- offshore bank accounts
dps- all about money
4 years ago
15 0
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swaggrandpa
Posts: 161 - Karma: 1,848
j skis: designers on drugs
4 years ago
9 3
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pissnu_skis
Posts: 435 - Karma: 6,927
BPM Skis- who are they
4 years ago
2 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12707 - Karma: 120,066
on3p: how to pronounce?
4 years ago
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,558
Moments before OP posted this he thought to himself I need to think of something that will make people on NSers like me
h3nry.Vishnu: newschoolers favorite ski
4 years ago
14 1
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h3nry.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 3,500
skierman_jackMoments before OP posted this he thought to himself I need to think of something that will make people on NSers like me


Bruh 90% of the gear talk threads are people asking what Vishnu’s to buy
4 years ago
16 0
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roddy116
Posts: 10657 - Karma: 7,745
Rossignol: sell only soul7's
J-skis: hard rock base
on3p: we like noodles
blizzard: only racers enjoy
atomic: bent fucking chetler
Line: what about afterbang?


couldnt do it in three but vishnu: oddysea of the snow
4 years ago
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,555
Jiberish: cool in 2008
Salomon: screw park skiing
Empire Attire: that was quick
Slvsh: it was good
Tall T Productions: cursive isn't dead
First Drop: we are Virtika
Virtika: overcompensating for something
Saga: your punching bag
4 years ago
12 1
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freestyler540
Posts: 13237 - Karma: 20,474
Faction: variable ski quality
Dynastar: dynastar still exists?
Fisher: racers favorite ski
4 years ago
4 0
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6484 - Karma: 66,461
RMU- Rocky Mountain Underground
4 years ago
15 1
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,093
grantlewis_dntmthats 2 words you sausage


Stfu you bratwurst
4 years ago
10 1
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,558
Icelantic: what’s a shower?
4 years ago
7 0
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tmwtrmash
Posts: 149 - Karma: 1,065
Surface: just buy clearance
4 years ago
11 0
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toe-bang-gang
Posts: 208 - Karma: 1,272
all k2 sports brands: pretty bad quality
4 years ago
6 9
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2406 - Karma: 8,779
DolansLebensraumStfu you bratwurst


damn that was so funny im dying over here
4 years ago
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,281
Dogfart: Moe the Monster
4 years ago
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,774
MiIfHunterDogfart: Moe the Monster


guess who’s back, back again
4 years ago
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,281
gorbdawggybrentguess who’s back, back again


IM HIIIIIIGH ON GLUUUUUUE
4 years ago
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,774
MiIfHunterIM HIIIIIIGH ON GLUUUUUUE


this is the content i’ve been missin
4 years ago
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