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piss.boy
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What could possibly come across somebodys mind to steal ski gear...
And yes this is an angerfuled post from when my skis got stollen like 6 years ago lol
Apr 16 2021 9:45AM
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Quaggy
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Here for your vent
Apr 16 2021 10:14AM
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oldmanski
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There is a special spot in hell for thieves
Apr 16 2021 10:16AM
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piss.boy
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If i ever see somebody taking ski gear i might just yell at them until theyre confused if im in fact 13 or a middle aged grouch
Apr 16 2021 10:17AM
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jjdsteeze
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Someone stole my snowboard in middle school and that’s when I started skiing. Thanks to whoever that was.
Apr 16 2021 11:16AM
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piss.boy
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jjdsteezeSomeone stole my snowboard in middle school and that’s when I started skiing. Thanks to whoever that was.


This is the only time where I am ok with steeling
Apr 16 2021 11:18AM
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elcheapo
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I fricking hate thiefs, then you spend forever looking for something that's not even there wich is the worst.
Apr 16 2021 11:39AM
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piss.boy
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TnskiI fricking hate thiefs, then you spend forever looking for something that's not even there wich is the worst.


Agreed. When my skis were stolen I went on ebay like a week later and found the exact skis with the same bindings 20mins away from my local
Apr 16 2021 11:41AM
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elcheapo
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Piss_BoyAgreed. When my skis were stolen I went on ebay like a week later and found the exact skis with the same bindings 20mins away from my local

Did you contact ebay or go apeshit or both
Apr 16 2021 11:45AM
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piss.boy
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TnskiDid you contact ebay or go apeshit or both


I was 8 so I bought another pair of skis
Apr 16 2021 11:47AM
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Jems
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i brought 2 pairs of skis to big sky and had a few people lowkey calling me out for stealing when i brought them back to my car 😐
Apr 16 2021 11:50AM
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piss.boy
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Jemsi brought 2 pairs of skis to big sky and had a few people lowkey calling me out for stealing when i brought them back to my car 😐


This is so acurate. Most days ill carry all my friends skis up from the lot while they are getting ready( I get my stuff on before getting picked up) Every time i get weird looks or a guy ask me if i had stolen them
Apr 16 2021 11:57AM
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PimpChimpin
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Jemsi brought 2 pairs of skis to big sky and had a few people lowkey calling me out for stealing when i brought them back to my car 😐


Sounds more like a cover up for stealing skis😳😳
Apr 16 2021 12:08PM
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SuspiciousFish
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Piss_BoyThis is so acurate. Most days ill carry all my friends skis up from the lot while they are getting ready( I get my stuff on before getting picked up) Every time i get weird looks or a guy ask me if i had stolen them


This reminds me of the time I was driving to Canada with my Brother to go mountain biking. We were meeting my Dad up there and I had all our bikes on our car including my Dad's. The Canadian border guard gave us so much shit for having an extra bike and asked us questions for over 10 min on why we had it, whose bike it was, why we had an extra one, when and where are we meeting my Dad, why didnt he bring his own bike up etc. It was kind of weird to be grilled over a bike but I guess in Washington there is a problem with people stealing high end mtn bikes and taking them across the border to sell.
Apr 16 2021 12:14PM
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GilsonSkis
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Death to ski thieves
Apr 16 2021 12:17PM
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J_Christoph
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My brother and I were interrogated at Targhee by a shop employee when we asked for a screwdriver to swap each other skis for the last half of the day. They were positive we had snagged a random pair of JJs from the rack and needed to adjust them to our boots haha.
Apr 16 2021 12:33PM
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Casey
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SuspiciousFishThis reminds me of the time I was driving to Canada with my Brother to go mountain biking. We were meeting my Dad up there and I had all our bikes on our car including my Dad's. The Canadian border guard gave us so much shit for having an extra bike and asked us questions for over 10 min on why we had it, whose bike it was, why we had an extra one, when and where are we meeting my Dad, why didnt he bring his own bike up etc. It was kind of weird to be grilled over a bike but I guess in Washington there is a problem with people stealing high end mtn bikes and taking them across the border to sell.


This might be the hardest interrogation given out by Canadian border patrol ever. One time I was going up there to drink underage and we stopped and asked the border guard where to go in Van, and then we ran into the guy that night out at the bar, so we bought a round of shots and took one with the border guard, it was amazing.
Apr 16 2021 12:46PM
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piss.boy
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J_ChristophMy brother and I were interrogated at Targhee by a shop employee when we asked for a screwdriver to swap each other skis for the last half of the day. They were positive we had snagged a random pair of JJs from the rack and needed to adjust them to our boots haha.


One time my friend wanted to try my skis so I told him as long as I can try his. So I set my binding to his boots. He said he didnt want to have to deal with changing his bindings so I sat and wathched him try my skis. When he was done the binding clip was frozen and I was struggling with it for a while and he didnt help.
Apr 16 2021 12:46PM
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CoolChillGuy420
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Having skis stolen is one thing....and then having the mtn resort host at the base area (next to a public road) where your skis were stolen from tell you theres a blindspot for the cameras where your skis were and that there isnt much they could do for you is defeating.

Still wondering who has my not-so-brand-new anymore 2018 Devastators with white Pivot18s, I hope they blew their knee on them

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2021 at 12:51:02pm
Apr 16 2021 12:49PM
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daveSpaghetski
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GilsonSkisDeath to ski thieves


Apr 16 2021 1:12PM
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highpeak
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I'm so paranoid about losing skis that I always try to sit and eat within eyesight of them. My friends think I'm paranoid but I try to never let em out of my sight once they leave the car
Apr 16 2021 1:47PM
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NateDude
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This is why I put cool stickers on mine. So they couldn't just be "anybodys blizzard bonafides"
Apr 16 2021 2:08PM
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h3nry.
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I had a guy steal my brand new kincos. After searching for a while I set up camp by the chalet door and eventually saw a guy stuffing brand new kincos in his pockets before he went into the chalet. I went up to him and asked if he had kinco gloves. He said he didn’t, I then asked why he just shoved kincos in his pockets and he took them out and threw them at me.
Apr 16 2021 2:12PM
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muffMan.
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My dads college roommate was a fucking ass. He would go up to vail from Denver, and come back with 4 pairs of skis every weekend.

The real shit is the dudes family was rich asf, and he got caught once but just bailed him out.
Apr 16 2021 3:31PM
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muffMan.
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Gloves are something I don’t think about, but my mom got some kincos, she set them out by the helmet rack to pee, came back and they were gone. Luckily the chick was a dumbass and flaunted them to her friends after stealing them
h3nry.I had a guy steal my brand new kincos. After searching for a while I set up camp by the chalet door and eventually saw a guy stuffing brand new kincos in his pockets before he went into the chalet. I went up to him and asked if he had kinco gloves. He said he didn’t, I then asked why he just shoved kincos in his pockets and he took them out and threw them at me.
Apr 16 2021 3:33PM
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anders_a
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I think its legal to shoot ski thieves
Apr 16 2021 3:37PM
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oldmanski
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anders_aI think its legal to shoot ski thieves

Depends on what state, Idaho, yes it is.
Apr 16 2021 4:32PM
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BrightFrog
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hey man it’s all one big community. U take skis to the hill and leave with other skis it’s no big deal. Skis can’t be “owned” by one person. We’re all just trying to get by on this big blue marble.

this year I must have skied on about 40 different pairs. I’ll take some from Sunday River and the swap them out at Big Bear for some powder boards to take to Baker.

this is core
Apr 16 2021 5:56PM
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dshiland
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My sister bought brand new line skis this year and someone "accidentally took them" because they're black and looked like his. Anyways she found the guy and he returned them but its just mind blowing that someone would either not pay enough attention or purposely take someone's gear, just crazy to me.
Apr 16 2021 6:02PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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more like 6 hours ago
Apr 16 2021 6:15PM
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dmcdmc
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I always separate my skis on different racks on the way to wherever I'm going. It's simple and no one wants to steal just one ski. It seems like it would be more like a crime of opportunity.

Bike + ski thieves deserve to have their legs broken.
Apr 16 2021 6:24PM
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jstern
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oldmanskiThere is a special spot in hell for thieves


so in dante's inferno thieves are hella low in the rings, 8th circle (9th being the worst). They're surrounded by snakes (other thieves) and when they get bitten by the snakes they burst into flames and the snake becomes a human and vice versa til they get bitten again

that is to say fuck whoever stole your skis


^this would make a dope ON3P topsheet btw
Apr 16 2021 7:37PM
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CoolChillGuy420
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BrightFroghey man it’s all one big community. U take skis to the hill and leave with other skis it’s no big deal. Skis can’t be “owned” by one person. We’re all just trying to get by on this big blue marble.

this year I must have skied on about 40 different pairs. I’ll take some from Sunday River and the swap them out at Big Bear for some powder boards to take to Baker.

this is core

non-monogamous skiing, I like it.
Apr 16 2021 8:45PM
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skierman
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If you're stupid enough to leave your gear unlocked and unattended, it deserves to be stolen. Brought it on yourself.
Apr 16 2021 10:20PM
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BallHooter
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I will never not use the ski check service at my local it’s free. Even if I’m literally gana be away for a few minutes idgaf.
Apr 16 2021 11:27PM
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TheDriftingDad
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I juat eat with my skis on
Apr 16 2021 11:33PM
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MaimHelp
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My friend who boards got his board stolen for like 2 hours once and this is what we assumed happened.

Man went to resort and thought the boards on the racks you just picked from so he grabbed it and went out, we found it randomly on another rack.

we guessed it was that or the guy noticed how clapped his board was and decided naw
Apr 17 2021 1:06AM
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sullivanob
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i got my good back pack that had the straps on the side for boot packing and it had like 400$ of stuff in it earlier this yesr
Apr 17 2021 7:54AM
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SavageBiff
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Vibes man that sucks, 6 years ago or yesterday having something stolen from you is personal and ski gear is next level, and for another skier to steal ski gear, that’s downright disgusting, like honor amongst thieves, skiers, well most of us know what a treasure gear is and would never do that to another, we’re all kin in this sport
Apr 17 2021 8:42AM
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hoodratz47
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At my ski hill a few years a go. Threw dude just grabbed like 10 boards and 6 pairs of skis and they just bounced. But they decided to take a turn off the main road and for stuck and for some reason asked a cop to help get them out.. dumb fuckers got busted.

Thieves are the worst absolutely the worst.
Apr 17 2021 10:38AM
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mikemac
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skiermanIf you're stupid enough to leave your gear unlocked and unattended, it deserves to be stolen. Brought it on yourself.


perhaps the most skierman comment of all the skierman comments....
Apr 17 2021 8:45PM
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freestyler540
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I left my dps skis on a ski rack for hr at the lodge, unlocked. They were still there when I got back.

I love my region!
Apr 18 2021 8:58AM
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SavageBiff
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Don’t underestimate his previous comments, honestly dude should have a thread stickied with all his remarks
mikemacperhaps the most skierman comment of all the skierman comments....
Apr 18 2021 6:27PM
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Evantheshredster
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if you ever see anyone stealing ski gear, steal the valve cores in their car.
Piss_BoyIf i ever see somebody taking ski gear i might just yell at them until theyre confused if im in fact 13 or a middle aged grouch
Apr 18 2021 9:47PM
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DominatorJacques
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Keep your eyes on your skis.
Apr 18 2021 9:54PM
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CaIeb
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Some guy at my local mountain stole my poles while I ate lunch. I thought I had misplaced them and when I went to throw my trash out he was getting on the lift with my poles. I was like 10 and this dude was probably 17 so they were like the size of his forearm😐 when I asked him why he stole my poles, his response was just “I don’t know, I just wanted them.” Handed them back and got on the lift. Weird guy who looking back was probably stoned or drunk or both
Apr 18 2021 10:10PM
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piss.boy
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B00NESome guy at my local mountain stole my poles while I ate lunch. I thought I had misplaced them and when I went to throw my trash out he was getting on the lift with my poles. I was like 10 and this dude was probably 17 so they were like the size of his forearm😐 when I asked him why he stole my poles, his response was just “I don’t know, I just wanted them.” Handed them back and got on the lift. Weird guy who looking back was probably stoned or drunk or both


One time i got my poles stolen off a rack, about 2 months later I see some little kid walking out of the lodge with my poles in his hand (knew they were mine casue the graphic was cut off as I had cut them to size) I asked him where he got them kindly since he was little, he said that some guy had given them to him. I explained that they were mine and he gave them back and apologized. If your kid isnt like this please do not let him near me lol
Apr 18 2021 10:27PM
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r00kie
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B00NESome guy at my local mountain stole my poles while I ate lunch. I thought I had misplaced them and when I went to throw my trash out he was getting on the lift with my poles. I was like 10 and this dude was probably 17 so they were like the size of his forearm😐 when I asked him why he stole my poles, his response was just “I don’t know, I just wanted them.” Handed them back and got on the lift. Weird guy who looking back was probably stoned or drunk or both


I would be equally pissed about my poles being stolen as I would my skis even though I bought them at a thrift store.
Apr 18 2021 10:54PM
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SavageBiff
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That’s not enough, I’d have to be %100 sure they were stealing, my gear or not, and I’d wanna straight fuck them up, but I’d probably shout and point first “ those cunts are stealing skis!!” And if no one responded or no one was present I’d fuck them up, these kinda people deserve to have their thumbs broken and tendons torn in a way that they can never hold a ski pole, spoon or button a shirt easily again, also they should be forced to live their lives somewhere with no snow and never allowed to leave.
Evantheshredsterif you ever see anyone stealing ski gear, steal the valve cores in their car.
Apr 19 2021 5:48AM
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Evantheshredster
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SavageBiffThat’s not enough, I’d have to be %100 sure they were stealing, my gear or not, and I’d wanna straight fuck them up, but I’d probably shout and point first “ those cunts are stealing skis!!” And if no one responded or no one was present I’d fuck them up, these kinda people deserve to have their thumbs broken and tendons torn in a way that they can never hold a ski pole, spoon or button a shirt easily again, also they should be forced to live their lives somewhere with no snow and never allowed to leave.


also tho, steal their valve cores. it’s fun!
Apr 19 2021 8:04AM
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Alvaro
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Had fun times in my first time multipitch climbing with my gf when i realized the third anchor was stolen. Some people are willing to put lives at risk for a couple dollars in metal i guess.
Apr 19 2021 12:17PM
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