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I went to Chuck-a-rama buffet two times yesterday and it's got me FUCKED UP

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larilinesign
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I went to Chuck-a-rama buffet two times yesterday and it's got me FUCKED UP.



Was talking about going with my homegirl the day before (we were at a Chinese buffet).

I didn't think she'd be down to go to two buffets in two days, and I was so hungry so I went for $11.99 lunch. Was there a long time from like 12-3 bullshitting on my phone with yall on NS.

Well she calls me like right after I left as she's getting off the mountain like "Aight I'm a meet you there at 5."

Shit, I went back there and ate again, the $15.99 Dinner buffet.

Only difference is that they have an unattended carving station with turkey, roast beef, and ham. No knife so you couldn't serve yourself, it was just these same lumps of meet sitting there all day.

I thought I might want to use my receipt from lunch and try to get back in, but I didn't want her to know I went to Chuck-a-rama only 2 hours before. Eventually I told her though when we were eating dessert. We have to have trust.

I must've had 10 plates by the time the day was all said and done! I didn't even enjoy it at lunchtime!

I left at 6:30 to get to the Jazz Game. When I got home to put my 69 YANG jersey on (My ex boyfriend took my 69 YING jersey), I thought I'd drown my shame real quick with a shot of tequila and a beer.

It tasted like... Chuck-a-rama.

Now everything tastes like Chuck-a-rama. I can't stop smelling it. Even when I go around to normal places like the Vivint Smart Home Arena, everything LOOKS like Chuck-a-rama. The Jazz players all running around like boiled green beans and cottage cheese. Today, the stuff on TV all looks like a Chuck-a-rama Monday night spread!

I'll make myself a nice light fresh salad, and it tastes like it came off the back of a Cisco truck. Like, the plate will swirl around and look, smell, taste like a slop of Chuck-a-rama baked chicken and mashed potatoes.

My entire reality has been reshaped into a nightmarish maze of Chuck-a-rama!

I'm gonna try to go to the Korean BBQ buffet tomorrow evening and see if I can somehow use another buffet to disentangle Chuck-a-rama from my life.

Worse case scenario, the delicious korean grilled meats all taste like Chuck-a-rama and I'll never have a normal relationship with food again.

So we're looking at 3 outcomes:
- I escape Chuck-a-rama Hell
- I get really fat
- I get really skinny

I'm a little nervous for the upcoming week.
Apr 14 2021 1:27AM 11 0
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Biffbarf
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I don't understand buffets. Like damn does a regular meal at a restaurant not fill you up?
Apr 14 2021 2:17AM 1 0
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larilinesign
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BiffbarfI don't understand buffets. Like damn does a regular meal at a restaurant not fill you up?


Most value for your money
Apr 14 2021 2:31AM 2 0
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Session
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At first I couldn't remember the last time I actually went to a buffet. But then I was quickly struck by the fact that I went to a casino buffet in Des Moines a few years ago after having to extend my business trip a week. Dark days.

That Korean buffet sounds fire though.
Apr 14 2021 2:32AM 4 0
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Biffbarf
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ChunkyloverMost value for your money


is it tho?

I do admit I like me some cinzetti's. Can crush gelato all day
Apr 14 2021 2:45AM 1 0
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Notaskibum
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It do be like that sometimes
Apr 14 2021 6:28AM 1 1
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Charlie_Kelly
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Dude Royal Caribbean cruise buffets are a game changer
Apr 14 2021 8:29AM 1 0
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guelah_papyrus
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Buffets food quality always sucks unless it's in Vegas and you're having all you can eat king crab lags IMO
Apr 14 2021 8:52AM 3 0
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gorbdawggybrent
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when you said Chuck A rama hell I imagined lightning McQueen yelling
“i’m in hillbilly hell!!” except for he was saying Chuck A rama hell
Apr 14 2021 9:54AM 1 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
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you and @Turd__Authority would be the perfect couple. All you do is make threads about eating it up and all he does is make threads about shitting it out
Apr 14 2021 10:02AM 4 0
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larilinesign
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SessionAt first I couldn't remember the last time I actually went to a buffet. But then I was quickly struck by the fact that I went to a casino buffet in Des Moines a few years ago after having to extend my business trip a week. Dark days.

That Korean buffet sounds fire though.


I keep trying to eat casino food in Idaho cuz I love the casino food in Blackhawk and Central City, but it all just tastes like... Chuckarama
Apr 14 2021 11:26AM 1 0
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larilinesign
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SessionAt first I couldn't remember the last time I actually went to a buffet. But then I was quickly struck by the fact that I went to a casino buffet in Des Moines a few years ago after having to extend my business trip a week. Dark days.

That Korean buffet sounds fire though.


$18.99 for the Korean BBQ buffet dinner, but it's well worth it. Very classy joint usually gotta wait in line an hour or two for a table
Apr 14 2021 11:28AM 1 0
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larilinesign
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Biffbarfis it tho?

I do admit I like me some cinzetti's. Can crush gelato all day


Cinzettis is a quality buffet! My favorite is the Isle Capri in Blackhawk
Apr 14 2021 11:29AM 1 0
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larilinesign
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Charlie_KellyDude Royal Caribbean cruise buffets are a game changer


I shall remember this in case I go on a cruise. I'm hesitant after I read this essay on cruises:

https://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf
Apr 14 2021 11:34AM 1 0
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larilinesign
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guelah_papyrusBuffets food quality always sucks unless it's in Vegas and you're having all you can eat king crab lags IMO


Imo the top 3 Vegas buffets:

1. Wynn
2. Paris
3. Cesar's


When in there tho, usually I eat Hot and Juicy and the wacky Taco Bell on the strip


Apr 14 2021 11:38AM 2 0
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larilinesign
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TRVP_ANGELyou and @Turd__Authority would be the perfect couple. All you do is make threads about eating it up and all he does is make threads about shitting it out


Pffft why would I fuck anyone that doesn't even have clips 🙄
Apr 14 2021 11:42AM 4 0
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larilinesign
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TRVP_ANGELyou and @Turd__Authority would be the perfect couple. All you do is make threads about eating it up and all he does is make threads about shitting it out


On that note, everyone go watch my new edit please 😊

It's 10 minutes long I'm so proud of it. GEAR FETISH Part 4


Edit: added link
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000836/Lari-Extraordinary-Love-Tour-Part-4--Gear-Fetish]Lari Extraordinary Love Tour Part 4: Gear Fetish https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000836/Lari-Extraordinary-Love-Tour-Part-4--Gear-Fetish[/url]

**This post was edited on Apr 14th 2021 at 11:48:44am
Apr 14 2021 11:47AM 1 0
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Session
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ChunkyloverOn that note, everyone go watch my new edit please 😊

It's 10 minutes long I'm so proud of it. GEAR FETISH Part 4


Edit: added link
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000836/Lari-Extraordinary-Love-Tour-Part-4--Gear-Fetish]Lari Extraordinary Love Tour Part 4: Gear Fetish https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000836/Lari-Extraordinary-Love-Tour-Part-4--Gear-Fetish

**This post was edited on Apr 14th 2021 at 11:48:44am
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I came for the hip-hop dance, stayed for the bondage ass ironing.
Apr 14 2021 12:54PM 5 0
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Turd__Authority
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TRVP_ANGELyou and @Turd__Authority would be the perfect couple. All you do is make threads about eating it up and all he does is make threads about shitting it out

It's a match made in heaven
ChunkyloverI keep trying to eat casino food in Idaho cuz I love the casino food in Blackhawk and Central City, but it all just tastes like... Chuckarama
Apr 14 2021 1:01PM 1 0
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guelah_papyrus
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ChunkyloverCinzettis is a quality buffet! My favorite is the Isle Capri in Blackhawk


Forget the name, but the new casino in Blackhawk has some dank food.
Apr 14 2021 1:26PM 1 0
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AbiH
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I guess you could say it “chucked” you up
Apr 14 2021 2:23PM 4 0
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Notaskibum
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ChunkyloverOn that note, everyone go watch my new edit please 😊

It's 10 minutes long I'm so proud of it. GEAR FETISH Part 4


Edit: added link
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000836/Lari-Extraordinary-Love-Tour-Part-4--Gear-Fetish]Lari Extraordinary Love Tour Part 4: Gear Fetish https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000836/Lari-Extraordinary-Love-Tour-Part-4--Gear-Fetish

**This post was edited on Apr 14th 2021 at 11:48:44am
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What did I just watch
Apr 14 2021 3:16PM 0 1
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larilinesign
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SessionI came for the hip-hop dance, stayed for the bondage ass ironing.


Yeah I figured if I buried a little ass and titties in there, more people would watch it
Apr 14 2021 7:24PM 1 0
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Young_patty
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ChunkyloverPffft why would I fuck anyone that doesn't even have clips 🙄


Based af.


imma start asking chicks on tinder where their clips are at
Apr 14 2021 7:27PM 2 0
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larilinesign
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guelah_papyrusForget the name, but the new casino in Blackhawk has some dank food.


Monarch Casino! $31.99 for the buffet but you get a whole lobster with it. If you don't have a players card already, you can sign up, shove $20 in a slot machine, cash it back out and redeem for a free buffet
Apr 14 2021 7:28PM 2 0
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larilinesign
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AbiHI guess you could say it “chucked” you up


Omg since I saw this, I've been saying it all day to randos on the chairlift.

Hey how you doing?

OHH IM SO CHUCKED UP DUDE
Apr 14 2021 7:30PM 2 0
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AbiH
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ChunkyloverOmg since I saw this, I've been saying it all day to randos on the chairlift.

Hey how you doing?

OHH IM SO CHUCKED UP DUDE


Bahahahaha yussss
Apr 14 2021 8:41PM 2 0
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skiP.E.I.
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Nice I guess but crazy buffets are open with COVID where you are.
Apr 14 2021 10:26PM 1 0
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