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Hoodhustler
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Why tf haven’t humans figured out some sort of jet pack/ flying thing for everyone. Think about it. A 202 ton plane can fucking fly. But humans can’t? Doesn’t make sense.
Apr 13 2021 5:21PM
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SurfinCow
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the roads are dangerous enough without having to worry about it raining down people who can't fly
Apr 13 2021 5:27PM
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Hoodhustler
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SurfinCowthe roads are dangerous enough without having to worry about it raining down people who can't fly


I feel like it would make it more fun tbh. Ur driving all of a sudden you see some dude flying and shit
Apr 13 2021 5:31PM
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eheath
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Perhaps I can introduce you to a concept called 'lift'.

Apr 13 2021 5:35PM
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Hoodhustler
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eheathPerhaps I can introduce you to a concept called 'lift'.


Why would this not work on people?
Apr 13 2021 5:37PM
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eheath
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Yunggg_jonWhy would this not work on people?


You'd have to be the size of a hand glider probs, its possible just not practical at all.
Apr 13 2021 5:38PM
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JAHpow
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Yunggg_jonWhy would this not work on people?


You're not built in a way to utilize Bernoulli's Principle.

But you could jump off a building and fly for a little bit.
Apr 13 2021 7:37PM
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Hoodhustler
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eheathYou'd have to be the size of a hand glider probs, its possible just not practical at all.


Screw being practical. Looking cool is all that really matters
Apr 13 2021 10:22PM
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Treegrabber
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Do it yourself if it’s so important
take to Boeing engines and strap those hoes into your feet then jet to your fuckin dreams
Apr 13 2021 11:30PM
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Non_State_Actor
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000837/Meet-the-World-s-Only-Fully-Functional-Jetpack
Apr 14 2021 1:49AM
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Hoodhustler
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TreegrabberDo it yourself if it’s so important
take to Boeing engines and strap those hoes into your feet then jet to your fuckin dreams


Fuck you’re a genius
Apr 14 2021 1:50AM
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Hoodhustler
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mystery3https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000837/Meet-the-World-s-Only-Fully-Functional-Jetpack


Everyone should be given one of these at birth
Apr 14 2021 1:51AM
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ASSholebomber22
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I had an old boss ask me once, 'You know how planes fly kid?'

of course I said 'uhhh, lift?'

he said yeah, and money! lots of it.

Anyways that's why we don't all have personal jetpacks.
Apr 14 2021 2:18AM
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