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Telepathic monkey plays pong with his mind

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Squirtle
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Have you guys seen what Neuralink has managed to pull off? They have given a monkey the ability to play video games with his mind. What are your thoughts on this?

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000382/Monkey-MindPong
Apr 10 2021 10:24AM
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CatdickBojangles
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So now we’ve gotta worry about a cyborg monkey army wiping out humans for a fucking banana smoothie. 2021 is gunna be rough.
Apr 10 2021 11:22AM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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A day late from funkey monkey Friday
oof
Apr 10 2021 11:53AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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What do you think that monkey's csgo rank is
Apr 10 2021 12:08PM
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JAHpow
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This is crazy and awesome. Elon Musk is wild
Apr 10 2021 2:47PM
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PimpChimpin
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He must have returned to monkey
Apr 10 2021 2:51PM
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PimpChimpin
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CheesenChipsA day late from funkey monkey Friday
oof


Better late than never 😈😈🙏🙏😍😍
Apr 10 2021 2:52PM
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PimpChimpin
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Apr 10 2021 2:58PM
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DrZoidberg
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That thing got Donkey Kong on it?
Apr 10 2021 3:41PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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PimpChimpinHe must have returned to monkey


No thats cousin charles and he actually wants to "evolve to human" but the whole family ridicules him. He's kinda an outcast like a lot of gamers
Apr 10 2021 7:24PM
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PimpChimpin
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ReturnToMonkeyNo thats cousin charles and he actually wants to "evolve to human" but the whole family ridicules him. He's kinda an outcast like a lot of gamers


He’s a true disgrace to monkey kind
Apr 10 2021 8:25PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Maybe now we can figure out how to let AOC control government spending directly from her brain.
Apr 10 2021 10:38PM
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SurfinCow
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literally this
Apr 10 2021 11:07PM
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