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Pizza Toppings

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ReturnToMonkey
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Why does everyone get so worked up about whether or not pineapple specifically "belongs" on pizza? No one cares if someone does or doesn't like black olives or green peppers on their pizza. Hamburger vs sausage? Eh to each their own. But as soon as pineapple is mentioned, everyone's jimmies are rustled.
Apr 7 2021 10:55PM 4 2
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jompcock
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People bitch and moan because they find they are empty inside and need any kind of social outlet to prove their own existence. That or they completely lack personality or individuality and are just mirroring the behavior of others. Same reason people bitch about consoles, truck brands, smart phones, computers, sports teams, religions etc.


Btw I like Hawaiian but a lot of cheaper pizza places use shit quality ham so I usually order pineapple and bacon.
Apr 7 2021 11:50PM 12 0
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Treegrabber
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Long ago there was a tribe called quest in Hawaii. They ate much pineapple. One night they were awoken by a warm inviting smell. It was pizza, just sitting in the woods. Many pizzas actually, you might even say a whole family. The tribe went back to sleep, but the pineapple followed this smell. The pineapple walked and walked and walked until it reached this tantalizing pizza. Then the pineapple consensually screwed the pizza mom, and ruined the family. That’s why there shouldn’t be pineapple on pizza. Because pineapple wrecks pizza family’s, pizza communities, and whole damn pizza society’s. Pineapple should stay the fuck away from pizza
Apr 7 2021 11:56PM 6 1
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Treegrabber
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Nothing against the way it tastes tho it’s gas
TreegrabberLong ago there was a tribe called quest in Hawaii. They ate much pineapple. One night they were awoken by a warm inviting smell. It was pizza, just sitting in the woods. Many pizzas actually, you might even say a whole family. The tribe went back to sleep, but the pineapple followed this smell. The pineapple walked and walked and walked until it reached this tantalizing pizza. Then the pineapple consensually screwed the pizza mom, and ruined the family. That’s why there shouldn’t be pineapple on pizza. Because pineapple wrecks pizza family’s, pizza communities, and whole damn pizza society’s. Pineapple should stay the fuck away from pizza
Apr 7 2021 11:57PM 3 0
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byubound
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Every other pizza topping lends itself to savory food. Pineapple doesn't. If you like it that's chill, but dont pretend that people being surprised you like it isn't normal
Apr 8 2021 1:12AM 2 2
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TRVP_ANGEL
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jompcockPeople bitch and moan because they find they are empty inside and need any kind of social outlet to prove their own existence. That or they completely lack personality or individuality and are just mirroring the behavior of others. Same reason people bitch about consoles, truck brands, smart phones, computers, sports teams, religions etc.


Btw I like Hawaiian but a lot of cheaper pizza places use shit quality ham so I usually order pineapple and bacon.


you talking a lotta shit for someone who puts pineapple on their pizza.
Apr 8 2021 1:29AM 5 0
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zues
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Hot take: broccoli is the best pizza topping
Apr 8 2021 6:05AM 3 1
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Butterytips69
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Had a mashed potato pizza once where the potato was basically the sauce and it was covered with cheese bacon and onion. Straight fire
Apr 8 2021 6:09AM 6 0
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zues
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Butterytips69Had a mashed potato pizza once where the potato was basically the sauce and it was covered with cheese bacon and onion. Straight fire


Popular item in CT. Pretty good I must say.
Apr 8 2021 7:17AM 1 0
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SammyDubz
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jompcockPeople bitch and moan because they find they are empty inside and need any kind of social outlet to prove their own existence. That or they completely lack personality or individuality and are just mirroring the behavior of others. Same reason people bitch about consoles, truck brands, smart phones, computers, sports teams, religions etc.


Btw I like Hawaiian but a lot of cheaper pizza places use shit quality ham so I usually order pineapple and bacon.


hahahaha relax dude you must be a joy to be around
Apr 8 2021 11:55AM 0 0
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JAHpow
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It's topics like this that show how soft people are.

Who fucking cares what you put on your pizza.
Apr 8 2021 11:58AM 2 0
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Young_patty
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Spinach + Balsamic Vinegar are my go too pizza toppings
Apr 8 2021 12:20PM 2 0
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Skibumsmith
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Pizza toppings
Apr 8 2021 1:17PM 5 0
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jompcock
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SammyDubzhahahaha relax dude you must be a joy to be around

YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME? IF YOUR OPINION LACKS REASONING BASED IN LOGIC, GET THE FUCK OUT. I'M SICK OF THESE MF'S WITH THEIR WEAK ASS EXCUSES FOR WHY A FUCKING PIZZA TOPPING IS MORALLY WRONG. JOMPCOCK WILL NOT STAND FOR DISCRIMINATION.
Apr 8 2021 3:24PM 5 0
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ReturnToMonkey
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jompcockYOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME? IF YOUR OPINION LACKS REASONING BASED IN LOGIC, GET THE FUCK OUT. I'M SICK OF THESE MF'S WITH THEIR WEAK ASS EXCUSES FOR WHY A FUCKING PIZZA TOPPING IS MORALLY WRONG. JOMPCOCK WILL NOT STAND FOR DISCRIMINATION.


Hell yeah, this is the kind of jimmie rustling I started this thread for.
Apr 8 2021 3:30PM 6 0
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little1337
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Butterytips69Had a mashed potato pizza once where the potato was basically the sauce and it was covered with cheese bacon and onion. Straight fire


Was it from Pats Pizza in Portland?
Apr 8 2021 5:18PM 0 0
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r00kie
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Slightly off topic but Mod Pizza is spectacular. Subway but for pizza? Heck ya! Not charging per topping? Amazing! Free stickers? Of course!
Apr 8 2021 5:25PM 2 0
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SammyDubz
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jompcockYOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME? IF YOUR OPINION LACKS REASONING BASED IN LOGIC, GET THE FUCK OUT. I'M SICK OF THESE MF'S WITH THEIR WEAK ASS EXCUSES FOR WHY A FUCKING PIZZA TOPPING IS MORALLY WRONG. JOMPCOCK WILL NOT STAND FOR DISCRIMINATION.


bold of u to assume people think they need to use reasoning, logic, or facts to argue
Apr 8 2021 5:33PM 0 0
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ReturnToMonkey
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r00kieSlightly off topic but Mod Pizza is spectacular. Subway but for pizza? Heck ya! Not charging per topping? Amazing! Free stickers? Of course!

Mod is amazing, but i lowkey hate their pizza. I always get salads there
Apr 8 2021 6:24PM 1 0
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jompcock
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SammyDubzbold of u to assume people think they need to use reasoning, logic, or facts to argue


Bold of you to assume I assumed what other people think
Apr 8 2021 8:32PM 1 0
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Tnski
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Everything except pineapple, it's reserved for Canadian bacon pizza
Apr 8 2021 10:58PM 0 0
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SurfinCow
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Butterytips69Had a mashed potato pizza once where the potato was basically the sauce and it was covered with cheese bacon and onion. Straight fire


I had one in Italy that was a cheese pizza topped with french fries, it was amazing and disgusting at the same time
Apr 8 2021 11:59PM 2 0
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Butterytips69
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little1337Was it from Pats Pizza in Portland?

It was
Apr 9 2021 6:50AM 2 0
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CrunnchyVanMan
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pineapple on pizza bangs, the savory/sweet balance is immaculate.

also anchovies are low-key underrated, only if they are fresh caught tho, any of the canned ones are trash so avoid unless you're by the sea
Apr 9 2021 11:14AM 2 0
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Squirtle
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Hawaiian pizzas are the best. I haven’t had one in some time, and now I’m craving one. Gotta go order one from Pizza Hut Hawaiian calzones are great too.
Apr 10 2021 1:07PM 2 0
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theabortionator
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I'm open to random toppings but if you can't make a good cheese or pepperoni pizza you can't make a good pizza. Stop hiding behind toppings and overpriced fake "gourmet" pizzas.
Apr 10 2021 3:10PM 3 0
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