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You are a world class general surgeon, tell me what your adopted name is.

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dolanslebensraum
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These are names i would consider.

Dr. Boxmuffin
Dr. Jesusboner
Dr. Cattleslammer
Dr. Krauthammer
Dr. Cherrypoppins
Dr. Wendyslettuce
Dr. Nuvag
Dr. Mechaqueef
Dr. Bloodpastry
Now tell me your name, doctor....
Apr 6 2021 9:01AM
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chafe.
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the esteemed German gastrointestinal surgeon, Dr. Poopenfarten
Apr 6 2021 10:49AM
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zues
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Apr 6 2021 11:17AM
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snowmosexual
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Dr. Acula
Apr 6 2021 11:58AM
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Jems
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Jems
Apr 6 2021 12:05PM
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Deez_Mcskis
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https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-unfortunate-names/?media_id=704421
Apr 6 2021 12:38PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Dr. Hasagawa. In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Apr 6 2021 1:24PM
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CatdickBojangles
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TRVP_ANGELDr. Hasagawa. In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/963127/-In-Japan--Heart-Surgeon-Number-1----The-Office-US
Apr 6 2021 1:55PM
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msg
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Chalupa batman
Apr 6 2021 2:44PM
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elcheapo
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Dr slicer
Apr 6 2021 3:23PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Chief Surgeon Sturgeon
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000007/Gordon-Ramsay-Is-Stunned-by-Farmed-Caviar--Makes-Lobster---Caviar-SaladI would be sad killing the sturgeons though, but that's the best job title ever.
Apr 6 2021 3:37PM
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dolanslebensraum
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BigPurpleSkiSuitChief Surgeon Sturgeon
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000007/Gordon-Ramsay-Is-Stunned-by-Farmed-Caviar--Makes-Lobster---Caviar-SaladI would be sad killing the sturgeons though, but that's the best job title ever.

Nice. This vid reminds me of how much fun it is to watch g ram do his thing. Also i cant believe you can get 15k of caviar out of a sturgeon. Thats like beyond wicked tuna prices
Apr 6 2021 4:54PM
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zues
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TRVP_ANGELDr. Hasagawa. In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!


Redacted. Had the wrong show but I remember seeing it somewhere. Great scene.

**This post was edited on Apr 6th 2021 at 5:20:46pm
Apr 6 2021 5:19PM
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MiIfHunter
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Dogfart
Apr 6 2021 10:23PM
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GayWolf420
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000048/Ligma--ligma-what-you-ask--Bofa--bofa-what-you-ask--Sugma--sugma-what-you-ask-
Apr 6 2021 11:15PM
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yessirskiii_
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Dr. Gene Creamer
Apr 7 2021 12:02AM
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Young_patty
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Apr 7 2021 12:35AM
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Jezza
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Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico
Apr 7 2021 10:32AM
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SurfinCow
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Dr van nostrand


**This post was edited on Apr 7th 2021 at 3:11:22pm
Apr 7 2021 3:10PM
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elcheapo
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Iv had to many lawsuits as a proctologist surgeon and hade to fake my death but I'm back in business and my new name is Dr. Ben Dover so anyone needing any surgery let me know.
Apr 8 2021 9:01AM
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CowboySkibop
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Dr. Harold Hol
Apr 8 2021 10:18AM
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CatdickBojangles
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Dr. Steve Brule
Apr 8 2021 5:17PM
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pissnu_skis
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Dr. Sam Handwich, PhD
Apr 8 2021 6:04PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Dr. Beaverfister
Dr. Snoopooslammer
Dr. Girlychoad
Dr. Spamsheizer
Apr 22 2021 10:14PM
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bbw.enthusiast
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Dr. Josef Mengele
Apr 23 2021 2:33PM
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CatdickBojangles
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lilpremeDr. Josef Mengele


You and @dolanslebensraum will get along very well.
Apr 23 2021 2:49PM
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WoFlowz
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Dr. Clown-penis
Apr 23 2021 4:17PM
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dolanslebensraum
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WoFlowzDr. Clown-penis

Penis raping clownslammer
Apr 23 2021 7:13PM
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bbw.enthusiast
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CatdickBojanglesYou and @dolanslebensraum will get along very well.


he doesnt know enough about sintered bases to even come within 20 feet of my fuckin ass
Apr 23 2021 9:34PM
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elcheapo
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Dr O'shit
Apr 24 2021 11:27PM
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CharlzHub
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Dr. SliceRealNiceDoItTwiceWearinIceNoDice
Apr 25 2021 11:50PM
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dolanslebensraum
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lilpremehe doesnt know enough about sintered bases to even come within 20 feet of my fuckin ass


Apr 26 2021 12:04AM
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qazwsxedc34
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A Krauthammer you can trust:


Apr 27 2021 2:18AM
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