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I hate pit vipers and i don’t care what you think

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Jems
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if you wear them unironically i will probably avoid the fuck out of you
Apr 2 2021 1:25PM 35 2
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DeebieSkeebies
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CaptainObvious.Every time I get on my bike I wear these. Yes. They’re Oakley M frames. Yes. I bought these in 1999. Don’t you dare compare me to pit vipers.



These glasses rule. Every daydrunk dad on a lake in Michigan had these growing up. 'twas a staple of the Michigan Man at one point.

**This post was edited on Apr 8th 2021 at 12:22:14am
Apr 8 2021 12:21AM 1 0
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Treegrabber
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I like pits and there’s nothing wrong with that
if you like em wear them
too bad they’ve been taken over by douchebags doe

**This post was edited on Apr 8th 2021 at 12:25:42am
Apr 8 2021 12:25AM 1 1
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Idahoe
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Anyone cop a pair of Shit Vipers? I remember seeing a instagram account pop up that was selling bootleg pits that said shit vipers on the lens instead of pit viper
Apr 8 2021 4:26PM 3 0
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gilbertressel
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IdahoeAnyone cop a pair of Shit Vipers? I remember seeing a instagram account pop up that was selling bootleg pits that said shit vipers on the lens instead of pit viper

I saw that too, think they deactivated now. They were actually mildly funny
Apr 8 2021 4:59PM 0 0
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c4de
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Jemsif you wear them unironically i will probably avoid the fuck out of you


agreed. for like the past two years it’s just been a bunch of losers buying them thinking they are gonna get puss.
Apr 8 2021 7:04PM 1 0
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Jems
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c4deagreed. for like the past two years it’s just been a bunch of losers buying them thinking they are gonna get puss.

naw it’s mostly young rich kids from CO who make owning a tacoma and being able to backflip a personality trait
Apr 8 2021 7:07PM 2 0
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c4de
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Jemsnaw it’s mostly young rich kids from CO who make owning a tacoma and being able to backflip a personality trait


yes that too
Apr 8 2021 7:08PM 2 0
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c4de
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Jemsaverage pit viper enjoyer:

- black crows
- hideous overpriced big mountain outerwear
- ugly helmet
- can only 360 off the cat track
- overpriced goggles
- flylow
- skis with arms out in front


i agree but do you skis with your arms behind you?
Apr 8 2021 7:10PM 1 0
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Jems
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c4dei agree but do you skis with your arms behind you?

i ski like a dumbass i can’t control where my arms go just watch my vids
Apr 8 2021 7:11PM 2 0
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