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Should I Quit Skiing?

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Jerry.at.tricks
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Should I donate my gear to the Red Cross?

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/999310/trim-D4AA1101-E13A-4B46-A7A1-79704C76CB56-MOV
Mar 31 2021 9:41PM 38 1
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PimpChimpin
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3 words. Second hand embarrassment.
Mar 31 2021 9:43PM 20 0
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PimpChimpin
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Everyone who uses the term “type 3 skier”:
Mar 31 2021 9:46PM 41 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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PimpChimpin3 words. Second hand embarrassment.

So yes?

**This post was edited on Mar 31st 2021 at 9:52:24pm
Mar 31 2021 9:49PM 11 1
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Biffbarf
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were'nt you the kid who was saying you ski bIg MoUnTaIn better than dudes on the east coast slayin bumps
Mar 31 2021 10:00PM 29 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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Biffbarfwere'nt you the kid who was saying you ski bIg MoUnTaIn better than dudes on the east coast slayin bumps


I still back that statement haha
Mar 31 2021 10:01PM 18 1
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Biffbarf
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Jerry.at.tricksI still back that statement haha


there seems to be strong evidence supporting the contrary
Mar 31 2021 10:04PM 39 0
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WoFlowz
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Jerry.at.tricksI still back that statement haha


Shut up kook you ski like you’re from Jersey or Ohio
Mar 31 2021 10:04PM 9 10
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Jerry.at.tricks
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WoFlowzShut up kook you ski like you’re from Jersey or Ohio


That’s good right?
Mar 31 2021 10:07PM 5 8
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WoFlowz
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Jerry.at.tricksThat’s good right?


No it means you’re god awful and probably an entitled shit
Mar 31 2021 10:09PM 4 17
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Jerry.at.tricks
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WoFlowzNo it means you’re god awful and probably an entitled shit


Hey! You don’t say that!
Mar 31 2021 10:10PM 14 3
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theabortionator
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Its not great but its no dick suck tuck
Mar 31 2021 10:13PM 11 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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theabortionatorIts not great but its no dick suck tuck


Yeah no dick sucking here...
Mar 31 2021 10:18PM 0 1
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Piss_Boy
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WoFlowzShut up kook you ski like you’re from Jersey or Ohio


I skis wisco and swerve pow better then this
Mar 31 2021 10:19PM 13 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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Piss_BoyI skis wisco and swerve pow better then this


I challenge you to a duel.
Mar 31 2021 10:21PM 5 3
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Piss_Boy
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Jerry.at.tricksI challenge you to a duel.


Ive gotta warn you, I duel weild poles in a duel better then any deuler to ever duel
Mar 31 2021 10:23PM 3 1
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Jerry.at.tricks
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Piss_BoyIve gotta warn you, I duel weild poles in a duel better then any deuler to ever duel


I guess I should warn you too then, I wield the shortest of short poles in a duel and they are both bent from all the heavy sending I do in all the duels I duel in.
Mar 31 2021 10:26PM 10 1
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Piss_Boy
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Jerry.at.tricksI guess I should warn you too then, I wield the shortest of short poles in a duel and they are both bent from all the heavy sending I do in all the duels I duel in.


I forfeit
Mar 31 2021 10:28PM 9 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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Piss_BoyI forfeit


Tell your friends. This is my mountain now. Haha
Mar 31 2021 10:29PM 5 1
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MoneyMakerMike
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Jerry.at.tricksTell your friends. This is my mountain now. Haha

Not funny try again
Mar 31 2021 10:33PM 7 3
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Jerry.at.tricks
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MoneyMakerMikeNot funny try again


Okay how bout this?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Answer: Rubberto

How was that?

More funnier?
Mar 31 2021 10:35PM 4 8
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PimpChimpin
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Jerry.at.tricksOkay how bout this?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Answer: Rubberto

How was that?

More funnier?


You’re quickly turning into another WoFlowz... and that’s not a good thing
Mar 31 2021 10:47PM 19 2
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Jerry.at.tricks
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PimpChimpinYou’re quickly turning into another WoFlowz... and that’s not a good thing


My mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be.
Mar 31 2021 10:48PM 7 2
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CantCork
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Jerry.at.tricksShould I donate my gear to the Red Cross?

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/999310/trim-D4AA1101-E13A-4B46-A7A1-79704C76CB56-MOV


Idk why the comments are like this but I got such a laugh outta that. Everyone’s been there bro
Mar 31 2021 10:54PM 12 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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get_fulltilts-Idk why the comments are like this but I got such a laugh outta that. Everyone’s been there bro


Hahahaha thanks man good to hear. It’s crazy how many guys on here take things so literal and serious. Like I would really post this if I cared about what others thought. Thanks for being the first normal person on this thread.
Mar 31 2021 10:56PM 8 6
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SofaKingSick
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Cameraman fuckin killed it, atta boy
Mar 31 2021 11:10PM 9 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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SofaKingSickCameraman fuckin killed it, atta boy


My boy @musclehamster behind the camera haha. Everything about this was too good not to share.
Mar 31 2021 11:12PM 6 2
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SofaKingSick
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Yeah butthurt levels have been a little high on here lately

Prob people aren't taking end of season blues too well, or maybe everyone's periods just synced up idk
Mar 31 2021 11:13PM 14 0
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WoFlowz
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SofaKingSickYeah butthurt levels have been a little high on here lately

Prob people aren't taking end of season blues too well, or maybe everyone's periods just synced up idk


Nah I just hate myself and constantly feel like shit so I take it out on people on the interwebs
Mar 31 2021 11:15PM 7 7
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Jerry.at.tricks
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SofaKingSickYeah butthurt levels have been a little high on here lately

Prob people aren't taking end of season blues too well, or maybe everyone's periods just synced up idk


I think @Biffbarf and @WoFlowz need a hug
Mar 31 2021 11:15PM 8 3
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vibecheck
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king
Mar 31 2021 11:24PM 2 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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vibecheckking


I’m not worthy
Mar 31 2021 11:24PM 0 3
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MaimHelp
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Idek how you even accidentally fall in that fashion.

**This post was edited on Apr 1st 2021 at 12:02:19am
Apr 1 2021 12:01AM 4 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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MaimHelpIdek how you even accidentally fall in that fashion.

**This post was edited on Apr 1st 2021 at 12:02:19am


Combo of flat light, variable snow, steep chutes, and me being really really good at skiing.
Apr 1 2021 12:07AM 4 2
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vibecheck
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MaimHelpIdek how you even accidentally fall in that fashion.

**This post was edited on Apr 1st 2021 at 12:02:19am


wtf i thought this thread was u

nvm no king since its not u
Apr 1 2021 12:23AM 1 1
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Jerry.at.tricks
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vibecheckwtf i thought this thread was u

nvm no king since its not u


G Dangit
Apr 1 2021 12:32AM 0 2
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Biffbarf
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SofaKingSickYeah butthurt levels have been a little high on here lately

Prob people aren't taking end of season blues too well, or maybe everyone's periods just synced up idk


I have a wideset vagina and a heavy flow ok it's not my fault
Apr 1 2021 12:35AM 7 0
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brownetown
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Mans is just swerving on a different axis
Apr 1 2021 1:38AM 2 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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brownetownMans is just swerving on a different axis


Went for that off axis 3. Ill get it next time.
Apr 1 2021 1:45AM 2 3
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TRVP_ANGEL
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looks like you already donated one to the trees
Apr 1 2021 2:08AM 4 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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TRVP_ANGELlooks like you already donated one to the trees


That’s my tree now. Most dudes on the mountain have cliffs and hits named after them, but not me. I have that tree. Forever immortalized.
Apr 1 2021 2:13AM 5 2
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dolanslebensraum
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Op you looked like you were having alot of fun. Why quit?
Apr 1 2021 2:55AM 9 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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DolansLebensraumOp you looked like you were having alot of fun. Why quit?


Time of my life!
Apr 1 2021 4:33AM 1 2
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Rparr
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The referenced post has been removed.


Ohio born and raised and can definitely ski better than you

**This post was edited on Apr 1st 2021 at 7:24:25am
Apr 1 2021 7:21AM 0 0
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Rparr
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WoFlowzShut up kook you ski like you’re from Jersey or Ohio


Ohio born and raised and can definitely ski better than you
Apr 1 2021 7:24AM 1 0
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freestyler540
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Your buddies were laughing pretty hard. A show is a show!
Apr 1 2021 11:12AM 2 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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freestyler540Your buddies were laughing pretty hard. A show is a show!


I give the people what they want
Apr 1 2021 11:36AM 1 1
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freestyler540
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Jerry.at.tricksI give the people what they want


You got it buddy!
Apr 1 2021 12:47PM 1 0
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hud4raptors
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@jerry.at.tricks i'm voting u for newschooler of the year just because of that beauty

**This post was edited on Apr 1st 2021 at 1:10:35pm
Apr 1 2021 1:10PM 2 0
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Jerry.at.tricks
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hud4raptors@jerry.at.tricks i'm voting u for newschooler of the year just because of that beauty

**This post was edited on Apr 1st 2021 at 1:10:35pm

You and everyone else.
Apr 1 2021 1:11PM 2 1
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Casey
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I saw the thread title and thought, no one should ever quit skiing! Saw the video and amended my opinion.
Apr 2 2021 4:38PM 5 0
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