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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Whats up guys! So recently we had a new skier join our crew at the bird. Super rad dude from Maui, and is always getting pretty sendy. He has since earned the nickname: The Flyin' Hawaiian.

Just wanted to hear about cool nicknames from your various crews over the years and how they got them.
Mar 29 2021 12:17AM
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ASSholebomber22
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Got one of my best friends I grew up with into skiing a couple seasons ago.


He picked it up quick, and he was very daring. His 2nd day on snow EVER he wanted to try some blue runs and at A-basin, they can be pretty intimidating to the beginner skier. We'd go to the top, and at the entrance of the steep icy blue groomer this man would point em till about 20-30mph and just HUCK his body sideways to try to stop. His rentals would explode underneath him, and he'd ragdoll down the mountain while I played cleanup crew behind him. The thing was, this wasn't just a one-time deal.

This was ALL DAY. Bell to bell, the man would just explode, slam, get back up with a bloody mouth and a smile, and do it again. You see, he was paying for a day pass so you best believe he was going to get his money's worth. Skiing was rich white man shit, in his own words.

Anyways, conversation and legend came about. I was mad impressed with him, bombing the hill with such confidence to eat shit and get back up time after time. A mere mortal would have given up, but not him. He did go on about how he got 'dominated' by the mountain, but he was psyched to try it again. He skied more here and there, then the next season got a pass and has been getting 30+ days a season since.

He would bomb the mountain. And he would get dominated by the mountain. But he was fearless and persistent. And now he fuckin shreds anything and hucks whatever.

As such, the Bombinator was born. I've been tryin to get him on NS but he's way less autistic than I am so we'll see lmao


tl:dr
Bombinate: i.e. to completely disregard personal well being for the sake of progression
the Bombinator: local legend who happens to bombinate
Mar 29 2021 12:53AM
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AlaskaDogfart
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some of my faves are fucktard and pussy
Mar 29 2021 2:01AM
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Obama_care
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bitch boy f-ridge
tammy
jimbo sessions
burrito jim
and we all put #harperloveswu on all our posts
because harper loves ta swallow that roach
Mar 29 2021 2:05AM
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CatdickBojangles
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Mar 29 2021 6:51AM
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oldmanski
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I have a buddy that earned the nickname Crash. I am sure you can guess why. He was a good skier but when he would go down, he went big. Numerous knee and shoulder injuries along with a few concussions, he ended up turning in his gear in hopes that he could still walk at an older age. He still carries the name to this day but just doesnt send it anymore.
Mar 29 2021 7:29AM
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r00kie
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Every social group needs a Chungus.
Mar 29 2021 7:44AM
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AbiH
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I want a crew nickname😭
Mar 29 2021 9:16AM
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AbiH
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWhats up guys! So recently we had a new skier join our crew at the bird. Super rad dude from Maui, and is always getting pretty sendy. He has since earned the nickname: The Flyin' Hawaiian.

Just wanted to hear about cool nicknames from your various crews over the years and how they got them.


Ps you were straight up haullllling when I saw you the other day😂 I hope you know that seeing you do that was part of my motivation to stop standing on the top of that cliff and actually drop it😂😂😂😂 and I definitely yelled “this is for you Leo!!!!” before I did, Donno if you heard it or not hahahahaha
Mar 29 2021 9:20AM
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Treegrabber
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Creepy Kyle
larry the eagle
bobby the buttfucker
barris the butt toucher
Mar 29 2021 9:43AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I didn't hear you but once I realized that was you up there I was cheering you on
AbiHPs you were straight up haullllling when I saw you the other day😂 I hope you know that seeing you do that was part of my motivation to stop standing on the top of that cliff and actually drop it😂😂😂😂 and I definitely yelled “this is for you Leo!!!!” before I did, Donno if you heard it or not hahahahaha
Mar 29 2021 9:45AM
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b0ss
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Kid bit his tongue. He is now TB
Mar 29 2021 10:02AM
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Jems
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@HaydenB
Mar 29 2021 10:10AM
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vibecheck
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Jems@HaydenB


SB or FM so ive heard
Mar 29 2021 11:20AM
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skiP.E.I.
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We have a Robbie who is kind of spicy and a bit younger so he's Robbi Wasabi or Young Wasabi.
One guy has had one eye since he was a kid and he drips steeze so he's the OEJ- One Eye Jedi/ Owen Eric Johnson
Mar 29 2021 12:04PM
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Jems
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vibecheckSB or FM so ive heard


??
Mar 29 2021 12:04PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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skiP.E.I.We have a Robbie who is kind of spicy and a bit younger so he's Robbi Wasabi or Young Wasabi.
One guy has had one eye since he was a kid and he drips steeze so he's the OEJ- One Eye Jedi/ Owen Eric Johnson


Thats a sick nickname
Mar 29 2021 12:06PM
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vibecheck
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Jems??


whatdyu think they stand for😐
Mar 29 2021 12:07PM
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KCoCM
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I dubbed our crew King Cocks so I will give myself honorary title of THE King Cock
Mar 29 2021 12:12PM
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Jems
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vibecheckwhatdyu think they stand for😐

no clue smooth brain
Mar 29 2021 12:14PM
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vibecheck
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Jemsno clue smooth brain


ok fat midget
Mar 29 2021 12:15PM
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Young_patty
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Anytime I ski with @Jems I call him ‘Jubai’
Mar 29 2021 1:37PM
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askmeabtgripwalk
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Radio callsigns:
The admiral
Hot tamale
Red leader
Mooseknuckle
Dr. mantis toboggan (the Dr. for short)

No real stories, just random names we chose/had chosen for us.
Mar 29 2021 1:47PM
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Jems
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to be fair my username is my original nickname
Mar 29 2021 2:41PM
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Pipe_Munky
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"White boys from upper-middle class families"

That should cover any "crew" out there
Mar 29 2021 2:46PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Pipe_Munky"White boys from upper-middle class families"

That should cover any "crew" out there

That seems a little bit racist, maybe we should refer to our group of people we ski with as a posse, or chapter instead, then it's applicable to white people. Would that be better for you?

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2021 at 3:29:34pm
Mar 29 2021 3:25PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Never had a crew to give me a nickname but one time i was skiing switch on a road and a dude on the lift yelled "PUSSY" and proceeded to dome me in the head and hip with two snowballs
Mar 29 2021 4:26PM
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vibecheck
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ReturnToMonkeyNever had a crew to give me a nickname but one time i was skiing switch on a road and a dude on the lift yelled "PUSSY" and proceeded to dome me in the head and hip with two snowballs


proof on why u wear a helmet👍
sponsored by mips
Mar 29 2021 5:34PM
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Unknown.skier
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Everyone calls me Jerry i dont know why but I kinda like it.
Mar 29 2021 6:00PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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vibecheckproof on why u wear a helmet👍
sponsored by mips

Oh yeah it was an icy boy. If i wasnt wearing a helmet it could've been bad
Mar 29 2021 6:17PM
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AK_TO_CO
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I had a yellow jacket as a kid and got the nickname “Lemon Kid”

I fucking hated it but it stuck
Mar 29 2021 9:34PM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
Posts: 831 - Karma: 7,766
Thug hill (park crew)
Once a thug always a thug

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2021 at 10:04:30pm
Mar 29 2021 10:04PM
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HaydenB
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Jems@HaydenB

Idk bro
Mar 30 2021 7:56AM
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bmick
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Ski Squad 😜✌️😎😘👌
Mar 30 2021 8:09AM
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ModMommy
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Recently learned what PAWG means and now my nickname is mortifying. Thank you to the men in my crew for not letting me in on this joke.
Mar 30 2021 6:50PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9112 - Karma: 65,330
safarisamRecently learned what PAWG means and now my nickname is mortifying. Thank you to the men in my crew for not letting me in on this joke.


PAWGGERS
Mar 30 2021 7:00PM
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AbiH
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TreegrabberCreepy Kyle
larry the eagle
bobby the buttfucker
barris the butt toucher


I know creepy Kyle, or maybe Kyle’s are just inherently creepy?
Mar 30 2021 8:14PM
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Treegrabber
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fo sho
AbiHI know creepy Kyle, or maybe Kyle’s are just inherently creepy?
Mar 30 2021 8:28PM
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