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Society has progressed past the need for moguls

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Notaskibum
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Like seriously, nobody likes them. Resorts should groom them under wherever possible that's not like the steeps.
Mar 28 2021 6:26PM 8 79
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ski_salmon69
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Sounds like someones just pissed they can’t ski moguls
Mar 28 2021 6:31PM 81 2
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WoFlowz
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ski_salmon69Sounds like someones just pissed they can’t ski moguls


Op definitely got bucked chest first into another mogul cause it’s slushy
Mar 28 2021 6:32PM 46 2
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sqeellicbic
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Your attempts at trolling are just getting pathetic now
Mar 28 2021 6:32PM 37 1
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yoke
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stop the brutal grooming
Mar 28 2021 6:33PM 49 0
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Notaskibum
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ski_salmon69Sounds like someones just pissed they can’t ski moguls


I ski skinny skis and can ski moguls just fine
Mar 28 2021 6:33PM 0 48
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Notaskibum
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WoFlowzOp definitely got bucked chest first into another mogul cause it’s slushy

Yes but that's besides the point
Mar 28 2021 6:34PM 3 31
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Notaskibum
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sqeellicbicYour attempts at trolling are just getting pathetic now


This isn't trolling I dead ass hate moguls
Mar 28 2021 6:34PM 4 41
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WoFlowz
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yokestop the brutal grooming


Yes even on the east we don’t need 15cat track wide groomers it’s pointless leave half of it bumps
Mar 28 2021 6:37PM 19 2
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ski_salmon69
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NotaskibumI ski skinny skis and can ski moguls just fine

you probably ride 150cm skis though
Mar 28 2021 6:39PM 13 1
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jnorrman
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your probably just bad, as long as they’re not too icy there’s nothing wrong with them
Mar 28 2021 6:55PM 12 1
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dognuts
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gapping moguls is literally the best thing ever
Mar 28 2021 6:56PM 40 1
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KCoCM
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i prefer them to bombing most of the time
Mar 28 2021 6:59PM 9 1
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ericforman
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This is like when people complain about the metal things in the middle of the groomer
Mar 28 2021 7:00PM 26 1
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dognuts
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i know the chair is fucking stupid
ericformanThis is like when people complain about the metal things in the middle of the groomer
Mar 28 2021 7:05PM 25 1
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DummyBears
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op come on now you must have know how this would have been received.
Mar 28 2021 7:22PM 9 1
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brownetown
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Shhh no one tell him that moguls are actually made by skiers
Mar 28 2021 7:46PM 19 1
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Piss_Boy
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But its so fun to gap across them...
Mar 28 2021 7:47PM 10 1
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Spring moguls are a blast
Mar 28 2021 8:06PM 10 1
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MaimHelp
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just find out where your resort stores their moguls over the summer and steal them
Mar 28 2021 8:28PM 38 1
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get_fulltilts-
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NotaskibumLike seriously, nobody likes them. Resorts should groom them under wherever possible that's not like the steeps.


Mogs are hella fun for some people, and it’s natural for skiers to make them. I feel you out west, like 80% of the steeps have bumps which can get annoying, so maybe out there groom some off? But then again the groomers can’t get to the super tough terrain at all to wreck the bumps. Midwest and east coast don’t have too many, so I’d prefer to keep the ones that are there
Mar 28 2021 8:30PM 8 1
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mikemac
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you shut your filthy mouth when you talk about moguls. they are god and you must worship them or stay SOFT for eternity.
Mar 28 2021 8:44PM 11 1
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r00kie
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If you want to troll OP you got to pace yourself. Can't be making an attempt everyday, people catch on.
Mar 28 2021 9:44PM 15 1
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theabortionator
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Sweet thread mate
Mar 28 2021 11:07PM 21 1
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Notaskibum
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r00kieIf you want to troll OP you got to pace yourself. Can't be making an attempt everyday, people catch on.

This isn't a damn troll attempt I just don't like moguls
Mar 28 2021 11:21PM 1 19
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dant02
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Stfu go to the east coast and learn how to ski
Mar 28 2021 11:42PM 9 1
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gorbdawggybrent
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sqeellicbicYour attempts at trolling are just getting pathetic now

dawg is begging for negative karma
Mar 29 2021 1:37AM 15 1
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gorbdawggybrent
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good thing we have this fool untl dolan is back
Mar 29 2021 1:38AM 15 1
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Notaskibum
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gorbdawggybrentgood thing we have this fool untl dolan is back

I miss dolan ngl
Mar 29 2021 1:39AM 7 13
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Obama_care
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Mogul chill unless too deep of mogul and cant gap em without getting clapped. then i normally take a piss on em for shane
Mar 29 2021 2:12AM 3 2
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Butterytips69
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NotaskibumThis isn't a damn troll attempt I just don't like moguls


And nobody likes you
Mar 29 2021 8:05AM 6 2
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hoodratz47
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Moguls are the least fun thing about skiing
Mar 29 2021 8:48AM 1 16
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3mania
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Why do you people continually out yourselves as incompetent skiers and completely ignorant about how NS skiing came to exist?
Mar 29 2021 11:51AM 14 1
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eheath
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You done making stupid threads yet?
Mar 29 2021 12:02PM 20 1
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skiP.E.I.
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Moguls are great. I taught a group of 8-11 year olds how to ski moguls one year. I had to miss a day of instructing and my group destroyed the substitute instructor taking him down a bump run.
Mar 29 2021 12:07PM 8 1
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Bushdid9_11
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OP is clearly not a ski bum.
Mar 29 2021 12:47PM 7 1
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Chunkylover
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But the moguls make you feel like you're totally conquoring and shredding!

On snowskate, it feels like you're pumping the most extreme bowl ever!
Mar 29 2021 1:13PM 3 1
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Pipe_Munky
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Mar 29 2021 2:42PM 1 1
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Notaskibum
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eheathYou done making stupid threads yet?


For now but I've got some ideas I'm cooking up for later this week.
Mar 29 2021 2:50PM 1 10
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gorbdawggybrent
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NotaskibumFor now but I've got some ideas I'm cooking up for later this week.

ok buddy just try and actually be funny this time
Mar 29 2021 2:52PM 9 1
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Notaskibum
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gorbdawggybrentok buddy just try and actually be funny this time


Hey y'all liked this one

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/923822/What-s-with-all-of-the-new-age-ski-apparel-companies-trying-to-rip-us-off-?page=2&utm_source=alert&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=alerts#p-14267125
Mar 29 2021 2:54PM 0 6
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gorbdawggybrent
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NotaskibumHey y'all liked this one

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/923822/What-s-with-all-of-the-new-age-ski-apparel-companies-trying-to-rip-us-off-?page=2&utm_source=alert&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=alerts#p-14267125

that thread is tethering you to positive karma
Mar 29 2021 2:56PM 4 1
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Notaskibum
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This is what all y'all boomers in this thread who like moguls look like....this site should be called "oldschoolers" now
Mar 29 2021 2:58PM 0 9
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eheath
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NotaskibumThis is what all y'all boomers in this thread who like moguls look like....this site should be called "oldschoolers" now


Bro if you can't ski down a mogul run idk what to tell you. Its not that most people prefer to ski moguls, but steep runs get mogul'd out and most are too steep to groom. PC grooms some steep pitches once and awhile and i enjoy it but its moguls for a week after that, just the way it goes brother.

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2021 at 3:05:19pm
Mar 29 2021 3:05PM 6 0
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FruitBootPro
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Zipperlining moguls is so much more fun than just bombing groomers. And it looks sick as hell too.
Moguls are underrated as fuck. I need to start watching mogul comps
Mar 29 2021 3:09PM 8 0
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ericforman
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/998981/-Return-of-the-Turn---Bumps
Mar 29 2021 4:25PM 6 0
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pinkcamo1000
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dognutsi know the chair is fucking stupid


@byubound I found a friend for you
Mar 29 2021 5:07PM 2 0
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byubound
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pinkcamo1000@byubound I found a friend for you


lol, there are 10s of us!
Mar 29 2021 5:12PM 3 0
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SuspiciousFish
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Its actually fun as hell to act like a park rat and nail a zipper line in front of old crusty dudes.

Moguls actually force you to have good form so if you get good at them it makes you a much better skier.
Mar 29 2021 6:14PM 5 0
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SavageBiff
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Op you really undershot with just moguls, you forgot those metal things behind the mini jumps, lack of filming benches on the jump line landings and those damn red ropes blocking all the cool terrain, and worst of all those stupid noisy guns that knock all the good snow off the steeper terrain those are the worst, plus bc and sc gates, trail markers, slow signs and the salary for someone to pick litter up, imagine tickets would be cheaper if they just left the litter there.
Mar 29 2021 7:40PM 5 0
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