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Society has progressed past the need for moguls

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Notaskibum
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Like seriously, nobody likes them. Resorts should groom them under wherever possible that's not like the steeps.
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ski_salmon69
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Sounds like someones just pissed they can’t ski moguls
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WoFlowz
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ski_salmon69Sounds like someones just pissed they can’t ski moguls


Op definitely got bucked chest first into another mogul cause it’s slushy
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sqeellicbic
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Your attempts at trolling are just getting pathetic now
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yoke
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stop the brutal grooming
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Notaskibum
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ski_salmon69Sounds like someones just pissed they can’t ski moguls


I ski skinny skis and can ski moguls just fine
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Notaskibum
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WoFlowzOp definitely got bucked chest first into another mogul cause it’s slushy

Yes but that's besides the point
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Notaskibum
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sqeellicbicYour attempts at trolling are just getting pathetic now


This isn't trolling I dead ass hate moguls
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WoFlowz
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yokestop the brutal grooming


Yes even on the east we don’t need 15cat track wide groomers it’s pointless leave half of it bumps
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ski_salmon69
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NotaskibumI ski skinny skis and can ski moguls just fine

you probably ride 150cm skis though
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Icant_kfed
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your probably just bad, as long as they’re not too icy there’s nothing wrong with them
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dognutsdogfart
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gapping moguls is literally the best thing ever
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KCoCM
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i prefer them to bombing most of the time
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ericforman
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This is like when people complain about the metal things in the middle of the groomer
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dognutsdogfart
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i know the chair is fucking stupid
ericformanThis is like when people complain about the metal things in the middle of the groomer
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PsychicMigration
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op come on now you must have know how this would have been received.
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brownetown
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Shhh no one tell him that moguls are actually made by skiers
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piss.boy
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But its so fun to gap across them...
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Spring moguls are a blast
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1234567891011121
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just find out where your resort stores their moguls over the summer and steal them
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CantCork
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NotaskibumLike seriously, nobody likes them. Resorts should groom them under wherever possible that's not like the steeps.


Mogs are hella fun for some people, and it’s natural for skiers to make them. I feel you out west, like 80% of the steeps have bumps which can get annoying, so maybe out there groom some off? But then again the groomers can’t get to the super tough terrain at all to wreck the bumps. Midwest and east coast don’t have too many, so I’d prefer to keep the ones that are there
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mikemac
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you shut your filthy mouth when you talk about moguls. they are god and you must worship them or stay SOFT for eternity.
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r00kie
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If you want to troll OP you got to pace yourself. Can't be making an attempt everyday, people catch on.
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theabortionator
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Sweet thread mate
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Notaskibum
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r00kieIf you want to troll OP you got to pace yourself. Can't be making an attempt everyday, people catch on.

This isn't a damn troll attempt I just don't like moguls
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dant02
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Stfu go to the east coast and learn how to ski
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gorbdawggybrent
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sqeellicbicYour attempts at trolling are just getting pathetic now

dawg is begging for negative karma
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gorbdawggybrent
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good thing we have this fool untl dolan is back
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Notaskibum
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gorbdawggybrentgood thing we have this fool untl dolan is back

I miss dolan ngl
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Obama_care
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Mogul chill unless too deep of mogul and cant gap em without getting clapped. then i normally take a piss on em for shane
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Butterytips69
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NotaskibumThis isn't a damn troll attempt I just don't like moguls


And nobody likes you
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hoodratz47
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Moguls are the least fun thing about skiing
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3mania
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Why do you people continually out yourselves as incompetent skiers and completely ignorant about how NS skiing came to exist?
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eheath
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You done making stupid threads yet?
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skiP.E.I.
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Moguls are great. I taught a group of 8-11 year olds how to ski moguls one year. I had to miss a day of instructing and my group destroyed the substitute instructor taking him down a bump run.
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Bushdid9_11
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OP is clearly not a ski bum.
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mountaindewgirl
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But the moguls make you feel like you're totally conquoring and shredding!

On snowskate, it feels like you're pumping the most extreme bowl ever!
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Pipe_Munky
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Notaskibum
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eheathYou done making stupid threads yet?


For now but I've got some ideas I'm cooking up for later this week.
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gorbdawggybrent
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NotaskibumFor now but I've got some ideas I'm cooking up for later this week.

ok buddy just try and actually be funny this time
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Notaskibum
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gorbdawggybrentok buddy just try and actually be funny this time


Hey y'all liked this one

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/923822/What-s-with-all-of-the-new-age-ski-apparel-companies-trying-to-rip-us-off-?page=2&utm_source=alert&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=alerts#p-14267125
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gorbdawggybrent
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NotaskibumHey y'all liked this one

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/923822/What-s-with-all-of-the-new-age-ski-apparel-companies-trying-to-rip-us-off-?page=2&utm_source=alert&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=alerts#p-14267125

that thread is tethering you to positive karma
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Notaskibum
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This is what all y'all boomers in this thread who like moguls look like....this site should be called "oldschoolers" now
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eheath
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NotaskibumThis is what all y'all boomers in this thread who like moguls look like....this site should be called "oldschoolers" now


Bro if you can't ski down a mogul run idk what to tell you. Its not that most people prefer to ski moguls, but steep runs get mogul'd out and most are too steep to groom. PC grooms some steep pitches once and awhile and i enjoy it but its moguls for a week after that, just the way it goes brother.

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2021 at 3:05:19pm
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FruitBootPro
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Zipperlining moguls is so much more fun than just bombing groomers. And it looks sick as hell too.
Moguls are underrated as fuck. I need to start watching mogul comps
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ericforman
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/998981/-Return-of-the-Turn---Bumps
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hi_vis360
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dognutsi know the chair is fucking stupid


@byubound I found a friend for you
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byubound
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pinkcamo1000@byubound I found a friend for you


lol, there are 10s of us!
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SuspiciousFish
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Its actually fun as hell to act like a park rat and nail a zipper line in front of old crusty dudes.

Moguls actually force you to have good form so if you get good at them it makes you a much better skier.
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SavageBiff
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Op you really undershot with just moguls, you forgot those metal things behind the mini jumps, lack of filming benches on the jump line landings and those damn red ropes blocking all the cool terrain, and worst of all those stupid noisy guns that knock all the good snow off the steeper terrain those are the worst, plus bc and sc gates, trail markers, slow signs and the salary for someone to pick litter up, imagine tickets would be cheaper if they just left the litter there.
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SmokedGouda
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Goin through old threads... Moguls are probably one of my favorite aspects of skiing and spring slush bumps are incredible. I also ski a 191 reckoned 122 through em. Go figure haha!

**This post was edited on Dec 2nd 2021 at 8:45:45pm
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