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Hot Ski Girls at y'all home mountains?

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retersonskis
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There's quite a few girls at my mountain that can absolutely shred on a board, but I have never once met a hot skier chick at my home mountain which fuckin blows. Any advice for when there finally is one in terms of making a move? And have any of y'all had any past experiences with them?
Mar 22 2021 11:02PM
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Obama_care
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hdubsAll the lifties at my mountain are absolute smoke shows. Any advice is much appreciated as well


my friend last year he was a sophmore got with one they went to her apartment and had to leave because her boyfriends. I dont know how he does it
Mar 26 2021 1:28AM
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hdubs
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Obama_caremy friend last year he was a sophmore got with one they went to her apartment and had to leave because her boyfriends. I dont know how he does it

if you’re talking about sophomore in hs then what a fucking pimp
Mar 26 2021 1:35AM
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TOAST.
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weastcoastNah the girls that rip at my hill just unfortunately happen to be extremely unattractive, which sucks because their personalities are cool as hell

Damn dude, imagine being a girl from your local hill and reading this...not every thought you have needs to be shared.
Mar 26 2021 6:29AM
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Cream_Sauce
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Funny that threads like this get pegged as 'guy stuff' or typical insensitive male something?

It's actually just 15 year olds.
Mar 26 2021 9:17AM
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retersonskis
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Damn I did not expect to start such a controversial thread when asking for advice on how to talk to women, my bad guys
Mar 26 2021 9:40AM
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weastcoat
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TOAST.Damn dude, imagine being a girl from your local hill and reading this...not every thought you have needs to be shared.

They not on NS
Mar 26 2021 1:13PM
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anders_a
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The unattractive part he doesnt like about them is them not likeing him.
Mar 26 2021 1:24PM
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weastcoat
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anders_aThe unattractive part he doesnt like about them is them not likeing him.

I would hope they wouldn’t, that way I don’t have to deal with the burden of trying to ghost or avoid them
Mar 26 2021 1:54PM
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SlitherySnake
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MoneyMakerMikei see hot racer babes at our mountain


is the racer personality worth the hotness though
Mar 26 2021 4:23PM
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mikemac
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retersonskisAnd have any of y'all had any past experiences with them?

bruh 😭 this is brutal. I hope my sarcasm meter is because this is either hilarious or sad I can’t tell which m, maybe both??

just be a good friend! Be nice to everybody you see up there regardless of ability, style, looks, experience, ski/board etc. not everyone has the opportunity to ride from a young age, but in a few years they can be rad AF! just put out positive energy and you will receive it in kind.

always be down to meet someone new on the lift, make turns w a new friend, teach them something, more often than not you’ll learn something yourzelf!
just learn to make friendly conversation w everybody you see and ppl will gravitate towards that energy.

but if you REALLY want to put out the vibe buy the biggest loudest speaker you can afford and RAGE the lot. Everybody loves a good tailgate 😉
Mar 26 2021 4:35PM
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aggro_skidad
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I'll out myself as a ski racer dad, but the teenage girls on the race team get hit on all the time but it's always by the sketchiest dudes in their late 20s and early 30s hitting on underage girls (14-16 year olds). It's never anyone their own age. I think most of them would be cool with hanging out with park rats their own age but those guys never approach them except to talk shit about ski racing usually shouted from a lift.
Mar 26 2021 5:43PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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mikemacbruh 😭 this is brutal. I hope my sarcasm meter is because this is either hilarious or sad I can’t tell which m, maybe both??

just be a good friend! Be nice to everybody you see up there regardless of ability, style, looks, experience, ski/board etc. not everyone has the opportunity to ride from a young age, but in a few years they can be rad AF! just put out positive energy and you will receive it in kind.

always be down to meet someone new on the lift, make turns w a new friend, teach them something, more often than not you’ll learn something yourzelf!
just learn to make friendly conversation w everybody you see and ppl will gravitate towards that energy.

but if you REALLY want to put out the vibe buy the biggest loudest speaker you can afford and RAGE the lot. Everybody loves a good tailgate 😉


The last day I was in Colorado I went to Loveland Pass to sesh the park for a while. Down in the parking lot some dude brought a whole ass DJ set and was bumpin! It was awesome, felt like very springtime vibes considering that was still December.
Mar 26 2021 6:54PM
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PsychicMigration
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weastcoastThey not on NS


This is 100% accurate.... no white bitch that skis occasionally will ever venture on this site unless she looks up one of the Fagans tik toks and just sees all of us roasting them and there mom.
Mar 26 2021 7:34PM
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iambusyskiing
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gorbdawggybrentas me and the homies say there is a big difference between a “girl who skis” and a “ski girl” and rarely the ski girls are hot


hahahhahaha amazing
Mar 26 2021 10:29PM
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vibecheck
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weastcoastThey not on NS


Mar 27 2021 1:12AM
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asparagus
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K-Dot.the funny thing about the "most skiers girls aren't hot" dialogue that pops up every so often is just how unaware ski bros are of how ratfuck ugly/smelly they and their homies typically are


This is true even henrik and phil admitted that they used to smell like shit on this podcast also now that I’m writing this I realize that I should probably shower because I also smell
Mar 27 2021 5:56PM
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beyonson
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animatorThe word isn’t what’s sexist, it’s the context in which you used it “associate with ugly bitches” when talking about females who ski. That’s sexism bro


you have literally never spoken to a woman in your life
Mar 28 2021 1:36AM
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-olives
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girl who ski, very nice i like
Mar 28 2021 8:46AM
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animator
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beyonsonyou have literally never spoken to a woman in your life


I’ve been dating my girlfriend for almost 3 years....
Mar 28 2021 12:30PM
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vibecheck
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animatorI’ve been dating my girlfriend for almost 3 years....


its not april fools yet😳
Mar 28 2021 1:16PM
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SavageBiff
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Any chick that shreds is hot, long as she got a good vibe etc... a female shredder for a g/f or wife is like winning the lottery IMO, if I were to end up divorced god forbid, I’d never settle for a non ripper
Mar 28 2021 1:19PM
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CatdickBojangles
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vibecheckits not april fools yet😳


Roasted.
Mar 28 2021 4:24PM
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