Member of the Month

GayWolf420
June, 2025

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Skiers Snowboarding

profile picture
steeznszn
Posts: 16 - Karma: 154
What’s up with all these skiers absolutely slaying it once they get on a board? That’s all
4 years ago
11 0
profile picture
Biffbarf
Posts: 7597 - Karma: 80,967
because if skiing was easy, they'd call it snowboarding
4 years ago
23 0
profile picture
Treegrabber
Posts: 831 - Karma: 11,928
Your skiing energy is kept inside ur skis
therefore when you get wider skis, your send goes up. Snowboards are the widest of all, therefore you should become the sendiest version of yourself in theory
4 years ago
10 0
profile picture
WoFlowz
Posts: 8215 - Karma: 64,823
TreegrabberYour skiing energy is kept inside ur skis
therefore when you get wider skis, your send goes up. Snowboards are the widest of all, therefore you should become the sendiest version of yourself in theory


This is why anything under100 underfoot is pussy shit
4 years ago
18 3
profile picture
Treegrabber
Posts: 831 - Karma: 11,928
Now this is good logic
WoFlowzThis is why anything under100 underfoot is pussy shit
4 years ago
8 0
profile picture
FruitBootPro
Posts: 3184 - Karma: 14,594
It's called athletic coordination developed over thousands of hours of multiple action sports, generally including freeskiing, skateboarding, mountain biking, bmx, and also working out and eating right.
4 years ago
13 0
profile picture
losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,707
TreegrabberYour skiing energy is kept inside ur skis
therefore when you get wider skis, your send goes up. Snowboards are the widest of all, therefore you should become the sendiest version of yourself in theory


this is why I ski park, moguls, cliffs, trees, and groomers on Magic Js.127 underfoot is maximum energy, that times the number of inches above your head your skis are = your true send value. If you send, your true send value (TSV for short) should be above 700 for optimal send.
4 years ago
10 0
profile picture
Trifes
Posts: 668 - Karma: 5,623
TreegrabberNow this is good logic


*cries in 95*
4 years ago
10 0
profile picture
bmick
Posts: 220 - Karma: 2,638
guys its because snowboards are like skis.. expect there's only one of them...
4 years ago
6 0
profile picture
vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,206
cause i like iguchi
4 years ago
1 0
profile picture
FruitBootPro
Posts: 3184 - Karma: 14,594
loshthis is why I ski park, moguls, cliffs, trees, and groomers on Magic Js.127 underfoot is maximum energy, that times the number of inches above your head your skis are = your true send value. If you send, your true send value (TSV for short) should be above 700 for optimal send.


last weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow
4 years ago
2 0
profile picture
vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,206
FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow


at jackson hole

oml
4 years ago
0 0
profile picture
HypeBeast
Posts: 10097 - Karma: 76,795
FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow

I saw someone at 7 Springs last week with those. I win.
4 years ago
2 0
profile picture
losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,707
FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow


I've skiied my magic j's over 30 days this year lol. and maybe 4 or 5 were real powder days. Big skis are better all the time, change my mind
4 years ago
4 0
profile picture
losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,707
HypeBeastI saw someone at 7 Springs last week with those. I win.


I would absolutely love to pull up at the park at 7 springs with my magic Js lol
4 years ago
1 0
profile picture
vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,206
loshI've skiied my magic j's over 30 days this year lol. and maybe 4 or 5 were real powder days. Big skis are better all the time, change my mind

this 1100p
4 years ago
2 0
profile picture
MastePoleWhacker
Posts: 608 - Karma: 5,463
FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow

Based and redpilled
4 years ago
1 1
profile picture
piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,623
Because they want to impress @theabortionator
4 years ago
0 0
profile picture
piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,623
Piss_BoyBecause they want to impress @theabortionator


Wait holy shit I just realized what your name says
4 years ago
1 0
All times are Eastern (-4); Currently it's 5:00PM