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Skiers Snowboarding

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steeznszn
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What’s up with all these skiers absolutely slaying it once they get on a board? That’s all
Mar 22 2021 10:23PM
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ASSholebomber22
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because if skiing was easy, they'd call it snowboarding
Mar 22 2021 10:25PM
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Treegrabber
Posts: 826 - Karma: 11,876
Your skiing energy is kept inside ur skis
therefore when you get wider skis, your send goes up. Snowboards are the widest of all, therefore you should become the sendiest version of yourself in theory
Mar 22 2021 10:27PM
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WoFlowz
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TreegrabberYour skiing energy is kept inside ur skis
therefore when you get wider skis, your send goes up. Snowboards are the widest of all, therefore you should become the sendiest version of yourself in theory


This is why anything under100 underfoot is pussy shit
Mar 22 2021 10:51PM
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Treegrabber
Posts: 826 - Karma: 11,876
Now this is good logic
WoFlowzThis is why anything under100 underfoot is pussy shit
Mar 23 2021 12:48AM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 2990 - Karma: 12,905
It's called athletic coordination developed over thousands of hours of multiple action sports, generally including freeskiing, skateboarding, mountain biking, bmx, and also working out and eating right.
Mar 23 2021 6:50PM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,691
TreegrabberYour skiing energy is kept inside ur skis
therefore when you get wider skis, your send goes up. Snowboards are the widest of all, therefore you should become the sendiest version of yourself in theory


this is why I ski park, moguls, cliffs, trees, and groomers on Magic Js.127 underfoot is maximum energy, that times the number of inches above your head your skis are = your true send value. If you send, your true send value (TSV for short) should be above 700 for optimal send.
Mar 23 2021 7:02PM
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Trifes
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TreegrabberNow this is good logic


*cries in 95*
Mar 23 2021 7:42PM
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bmick
Posts: 220 - Karma: 2,631
guys its because snowboards are like skis.. expect there's only one of them...
Mar 23 2021 7:45PM
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vibecheck
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cause i like iguchi
Mar 23 2021 7:46PM
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FruitBootPro
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loshthis is why I ski park, moguls, cliffs, trees, and groomers on Magic Js.127 underfoot is maximum energy, that times the number of inches above your head your skis are = your true send value. If you send, your true send value (TSV for short) should be above 700 for optimal send.


last weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow
Mar 23 2021 8:08PM
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vibecheck
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FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow


at jackson hole

oml
Mar 23 2021 8:15PM
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HypeBeast
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FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow

I saw someone at 7 Springs last week with those. I win.
Mar 23 2021 8:19PM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,691
FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow


I've skiied my magic j's over 30 days this year lol. and maybe 4 or 5 were real powder days. Big skis are better all the time, change my mind
Mar 23 2021 9:33PM
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losh
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HypeBeastI saw someone at 7 Springs last week with those. I win.


I would absolutely love to pull up at the park at 7 springs with my magic Js lol
Mar 23 2021 9:34PM
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vibecheck
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loshI've skiied my magic j's over 30 days this year lol. and maybe 4 or 5 were real powder days. Big skis are better all the time, change my mind

this 1100p
Mar 23 2021 9:37PM
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MastePoleWhacker
Posts: 594 - Karma: 5,307
FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow

Based and redpilled
Mar 26 2021 2:35AM
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piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,615
Because they want to impress @theabortionator
Mar 26 2021 11:01AM
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piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,615
Piss_BoyBecause they want to impress @theabortionator


Wait holy shit I just realized what your name says
Mar 26 2021 11:02AM
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