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Skiers Snowboarding

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steeznszn
Posts: 6 - Karma: 99
What’s up with all these skiers absolutely slaying it once they get on a board? That’s all
Mar 22 2021 10:23PM 11 0
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Biffbarf
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 25,372
because if skiing was easy, they'd call it snowboarding
Mar 22 2021 10:25PM 23 0
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Treegrabber
Posts: 217 - Karma: 1,583
Your skiing energy is kept inside ur skis
therefore when you get wider skis, your send goes up. Snowboards are the widest of all, therefore you should become the sendiest version of yourself in theory
Mar 22 2021 10:27PM 10 0
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WoFlowz
Posts: 1896 - Karma: 13,850
TreegrabberYour skiing energy is kept inside ur skis
therefore when you get wider skis, your send goes up. Snowboards are the widest of all, therefore you should become the sendiest version of yourself in theory


This is why anything under100 underfoot is pussy shit
Mar 22 2021 10:51PM 18 3
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Treegrabber
Posts: 217 - Karma: 1,583
Now this is good logic
WoFlowzThis is why anything under100 underfoot is pussy shit
Mar 23 2021 12:48AM 8 0
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 5,047
It's called athletic coordination developed over thousands of hours of multiple action sports, generally including freeskiing, skateboarding, mountain biking, bmx, and also working out and eating right.
Mar 23 2021 6:50PM 13 0
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losh
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 4,469
TreegrabberYour skiing energy is kept inside ur skis
therefore when you get wider skis, your send goes up. Snowboards are the widest of all, therefore you should become the sendiest version of yourself in theory


this is why I ski park, moguls, cliffs, trees, and groomers on Magic Js.127 underfoot is maximum energy, that times the number of inches above your head your skis are = your true send value. If you send, your true send value (TSV for short) should be above 700 for optimal send.
Mar 23 2021 7:02PM 10 0
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CoachTrifes
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,172
TreegrabberNow this is good logic


*cries in 95*
Mar 23 2021 7:42PM 10 0
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bmick
Posts: 131 - Karma: 1,157
guys its because snowboards are like skis.. expect there's only one of them...
Mar 23 2021 7:45PM 6 0
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vibecheck
Posts: 2925 - Karma: 12,788
cause i like iguchi
Mar 23 2021 7:46PM 1 0
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 5,047
loshthis is why I ski park, moguls, cliffs, trees, and groomers on Magic Js.127 underfoot is maximum energy, that times the number of inches above your head your skis are = your true send value. If you send, your true send value (TSV for short) should be above 700 for optimal send.


last weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow
Mar 23 2021 8:08PM 2 0
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vibecheck
Posts: 2925 - Karma: 12,788
FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow


at jackson hole

oml
Mar 23 2021 8:15PM 0 0
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HypeBeast
Posts: 5695 - Karma: 23,035
FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow

I saw someone at 7 Springs last week with those. I win.
Mar 23 2021 8:19PM 1 0
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losh
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 4,469
FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow


I've skiied my magic j's over 30 days this year lol. and maybe 4 or 5 were real powder days. Big skis are better all the time, change my mind
Mar 23 2021 9:33PM 3 0
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losh
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 4,469
HypeBeastI saw someone at 7 Springs last week with those. I win.


I would absolutely love to pull up at the park at 7 springs with my magic Js lol
Mar 23 2021 9:34PM 0 0
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vibecheck
Posts: 2925 - Karma: 12,788
loshI've skiied my magic j's over 30 days this year lol. and maybe 4 or 5 were real powder days. Big skis are better all the time, change my mind

this 1100p
Mar 23 2021 9:37PM 1 0
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MastePoleWhacker
Posts: 52 - Karma: 98
FruitBootProlast weekend at jackson hole i straight up saw a guy getting on the tram with magic j's when the conditions were crusty outside with basically no fresh snow

Based and redpilled
Mar 26 2021 2:35AM 1 1
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Piss_Boy
Posts: 283 - Karma: 1,199
Because they want to impress @theabortionator
Mar 26 2021 11:01AM 0 0
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Piss_Boy
Posts: 283 - Karma: 1,199
Piss_BoyBecause they want to impress @theabortionator


Wait holy shit I just realized what your name says
Mar 26 2021 11:02AM 1 0
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