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DeebieSkeebiesjust send your CC Info to TRVP ANGEL, he'll handle it for you
TRVP_ANGELwheres my fucking money
CaptainObvious.Ahhhhh the young traveler wishes to be adorned with the wares of the few who call themselves Newschoolers. The glory you seek is at the end of long and hard fought trail. Be warned, young ward - the road ahead is not for the faint of heart, for it is fraught with danger, deceit, and, if you approach with recklessness and nonchalance, even death. To gain the trinkets you so desperately seek, you must first seek out these items three:
First, you must collect a Hot Cheetoh Stuft Burrito from Taco Bell.
Second, a Shamrock Shake from Mcdonalds
Last, you must track down Crown Shaped Chicken Nuggets
Once you've acquired these sacred items you must travel to Park City. Take your collection up the mountain on the second full moon of the new year and wait until the moon is highest in the sky. Look to the longest flat-down rail where the light falls. There you will see a "Ride Park City" sign. Place your items in the order they were acquired from north to south. Once the items are locate, turn to face west and take 90 paces to the large aspen tree. There you will wait for three moons. At the end of the third day, you will be visited by the NS god, eheath. He will collect your offering and measure your worthiness of what you desire. Be warned, young traveler, do not look up on eheath's face when he approaches. To do so could provoke the god's rage and you meet your end as a red spot on the snow.
If eheath accepts your offering he will provide you with what you so greatly desire.
EPfanboyIs that actually how i donate?