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Skiing is the only thing that makes me happy anymore

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skierman_jack
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 15,099
To my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,
I can spend hours learning how to read,
I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,
I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,
I can lift weights until I’m sore,
but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,
I can watch a movie I like,
I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,
thinking all this as I take a shit,
I feel like a prisoner of war,
because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,
Jack
Mar 18 2021 7:37PM 171 4
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AlexHallsEyebrow
Posts: 613 - Karma: 5,467
Make it into a haiku
Mar 18 2021 7:47PM 36 0
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mitchey
Posts: 184 - Karma: 2,629
Poetry is fucking core good looks
Mar 18 2021 7:56PM 84 1
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willyGG
Posts: 31 - Karma: 264
This made me look over my life choices
Mar 18 2021 8:12PM 24 1
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weastcoat
Posts: 3889 - Karma: 34,305
Skiing is my heartbeat
Mar 18 2021 8:31PM 15 1
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Notaskibum
Posts: 834 - Karma: 3,880
This was beautiful
Mar 18 2021 9:14PM 2 1
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WoFlowz
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 48,192
You become core when you realize skiing doesn’t really make you happy just distracted from the woes of life
-Shakespeare page 69 line 420
Mar 18 2021 9:28PM 48 1
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,729
Y’all already know OP was staring at this masterpiece through a pair of these..

Mar 18 2021 10:38PM 39 0
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asparagus
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 20,715
its enough to make a grown man cry
Mar 18 2021 11:00PM 19 1
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Christhejon
Posts: 7 - Karma: 75
willyGGThis made me look over my life choices


This also made me looks over my life reading this and now I’m sad that the season is ending soon

**This post was edited on Mar 19th 2021 at 12:32:33am
Mar 19 2021 12:30AM 4 0
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 4383 - Karma: 42,492
Poetman_jack
Mar 19 2021 12:44AM 6 1
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andrewsmart
Posts: 245 - Karma: 2,110
skierman_jackI can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,

A modern poet.
Mar 19 2021 12:57AM 12 1
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Chubz.
Posts: 13862 - Karma: 24,862
skiing kinda blows ngl
Mar 19 2021 12:58AM 5 14
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AlaskaDogfart
Posts: 265 - Karma: 2,902
Skiing=turning off your brain

Change my mind
WoFlowzYou become core when you realize skiing doesn’t really make you happy just distracted from the woes of life
-Shakespeare page 69 line 420
Mar 19 2021 1:23AM 16 1
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saucelars
Posts: 122 - Karma: 1,270
Op really got the boys in their feelings after that one
Mar 19 2021 1:25AM 5 1
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DeclanSorich
Posts: 85 - Karma: 619
Who tf disliked this poetic masterpiece
Mar 19 2021 1:44AM 18 1
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AlwaysGrabBlunt
Posts: 80 - Karma: 282
Dr. Suess was reincarnated as a skier.
Mar 19 2021 2:15AM 2 0
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Young_patty
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 24,626
CheesenChipsMake it into a haiku


Me Jack, like skiing (5)
dur, ski fast, eat ass, smoke grass (7)
refrigerator (5)

(kind stopped reading halfway)
Mar 19 2021 2:23AM 26 0
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skierman
Posts: 6231 - Karma: -4,695
Oh look, another thread where someone is trying to pass off their 7th grade assignment as original content.
Mar 19 2021 7:52AM 7 38
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 15,099
Shit I got caught
skiermanOh look, another thread where someone is trying to pass off their 7th grade assignment as original content.
Mar 19 2021 7:59AM 35 0
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Krotchs_Brother
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 2,995
Drop the “good” and its perfect.
skierman_jackTo my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,
I can spend hours learning how to read,
I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,
I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,
I can lift weights until I’m sore,
but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,
I can watch a movie I like,
I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,
thinking all this as I take a shit,
I feel like a prisoner of war,
because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,
Jack
Mar 19 2021 9:27AM 9 0
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jprene8
Posts: 282 - Karma: 1,869
The most core shit on NS
skierman_jackTo my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,
I can spend hours learning how to read,
I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,
I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,
I can lift weights until I’m sore,
but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,
I can watch a movie I like,
I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,
thinking all this as I take a shit,
I feel like a prisoner of war,
because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,
Jack
Mar 19 2021 9:48AM 4 1
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partyandBS
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 9,598
Kinda dr. Seuss like with the simple AA BB rhythm scheme so prepare to get canceled


throw in some trap beats with hella snares and this will go hard as fuck
Mar 19 2021 10:13AM 18 0
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Butterytips69
Posts: 551 - Karma: 5,894
CheesenChipsMake it into a haiku


Other stuff is cool
But skiing is way better
OP is virgin
Mar 19 2021 10:35AM 19 0
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 15,099
Very true
Butterytips69Other stuff is cool
But skiing is way better
OP is virgin
Mar 19 2021 10:47AM 8 0
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GrandThings
Posts: 2425 - Karma: 21,657
Slap this shit on the new Vishnu topsheets
Mar 19 2021 11:18AM 18 0
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PissWizard69
Posts: 153 - Karma: 1,762
Its so beautiful.. Getting this as a tattoo
Mar 19 2021 11:32AM 2 0
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chafe.
Posts: 130 - Karma: 553
This happened to my buddy Eric
Mar 19 2021 12:33PM 3 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 49267 - Karma: 133,685
PissWizard69Its so beautiful.. Getting this as a tattoo


I got $5 on it
Mar 19 2021 1:29PM 8 0
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Awelterego
Posts: 149 - Karma: 1,280
Sucks that OP can’t read these responses
Mar 19 2021 4:32PM 5 0
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WoFlowz
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 48,192
AwelteregoSucks that OP can’t read these responses


Why is that he isn’t banned like Dolan and he isn’t stuck on the toilet he send me croc pics an hour ago
Mar 19 2021 4:39PM 7 0
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Awelterego
Posts: 149 - Karma: 1,280
WoFlowzWhy is that he isn’t banned like Dolan and he isn’t stuck on the toilet he send me croc pics an hour ago


According to his first stanza - he’s still learning how to read 🤷🏻‍♂️



(also fwd the croc pics plz)

**This post was edited on Mar 19th 2021 at 5:23:03pm
Mar 19 2021 5:22PM 10 0
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BigDilfCam
Posts: 56 - Karma: 481
To ski or not to ski 🤔
Mar 19 2021 6:19PM 4 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 3713 - Karma: 28,591
Skiing will make you happy but you need a binding to ski
Mar 20 2021 5:00PM 0 0
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GeorgeBrown
Posts: 46 - Karma: 290
skierman_jackTo my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,
I can spend hours learning how to read,
I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,
I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,
I can lift weights until I’m sore,
but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,
I can watch a movie I like,
I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,
thinking all this as I take a shit,
I feel like a prisoner of war,
because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,
Jack


Imma print out this poem and put it on my Stan mixer.
Mar 20 2021 5:07PM 2 0
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WisconsinDogfart
Posts: 673 - Karma: 5,478
🥲
Mar 20 2021 7:18PM 2 0
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8677 - Karma: 5,362
skiermanOh look, another thread where someone is trying to pass off their 7th grade assignment as original content.


literally scrolled down through this thread to look for your shitty comment. sure enough, skierman is always here.
Mar 20 2021 10:21PM 3 0
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 14,924
gonna print this as stickers and put em everywhere
Mar 20 2021 10:59PM 2 0
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