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Skiing is the only thing that makes me happy anymore

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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,558
To my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,
I can spend hours learning how to read,
I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,
I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,
I can lift weights until I’m sore,
but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,
I can watch a movie I like,
I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,
thinking all this as I take a shit,
I feel like a prisoner of war,
because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,
Jack
4 years ago
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AlexHallsEyebrow
Posts: 835 - Karma: 7,806
Make it into a haiku
4 years ago
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mitchey
Posts: 186 - Karma: 2,645
Poetry is fucking core good looks
4 years ago
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willyGG
Posts: 31 - Karma: 264
This made me look over my life choices
4 years ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6499 - Karma: 75,327
Skiing is my heartbeat
4 years ago
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Notaskibum
Posts: 849 - Karma: 4,005
This was beautiful
4 years ago
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WoFlowz
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You become core when you realize skiing doesn’t really make you happy just distracted from the woes of life
-Shakespeare page 69 line 420
4 years ago
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J_Christoph
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Y’all already know OP was staring at this masterpiece through a pair of these..

4 years ago
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asparagus
Posts: 2500 - Karma: 28,453
its enough to make a grown man cry
4 years ago
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Christhejon
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willyGGThis made me look over my life choices


This also made me looks over my life reading this and now I’m sad that the season is ending soon

**This post was edited on Mar 19th 2021 at 12:32:33am
4 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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Poetman_jack
4 years ago
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andrewsmart
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skierman_jackI can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,

A modern poet.
4 years ago
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Chubz.
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skiing kinda blows ngl
4 years ago
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AlaskaDogfart
Posts: 267 - Karma: 2,926
Skiing=turning off your brain

Change my mind
WoFlowzYou become core when you realize skiing doesn’t really make you happy just distracted from the woes of life
-Shakespeare page 69 line 420
4 years ago
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saucelars
Posts: 126 - Karma: 1,307
Op really got the boys in their feelings after that one
4 years ago
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DeclanSorich
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Who tf disliked this poetic masterpiece
4 years ago
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AlwaysGrabBlunt
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Dr. Suess was reincarnated as a skier.
4 years ago
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Young_patty
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CheesenChipsMake it into a haiku


Me Jack, like skiing (5)
dur, ski fast, eat ass, smoke grass (7)
refrigerator (5)

(kind stopped reading halfway)
4 years ago
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skierman
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Oh look, another thread where someone is trying to pass off their 7th grade assignment as original content.
4 years ago
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skierman_jack
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Shit I got caught
skiermanOh look, another thread where someone is trying to pass off their 7th grade assignment as original content.
4 years ago
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Krotchs_Brother
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Drop the “good” and its perfect.
skierman_jackTo my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,
I can spend hours learning how to read,
I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,
I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,
I can lift weights until I’m sore,
but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,
I can watch a movie I like,
I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,
thinking all this as I take a shit,
I feel like a prisoner of war,
because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,
Jack
4 years ago
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jprene8
Posts: 298 - Karma: 2,047
The most core shit on NS
skierman_jackTo my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,
I can spend hours learning how to read,
I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,
I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,
I can lift weights until I’m sore,
but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,
I can watch a movie I like,
I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,
thinking all this as I take a shit,
I feel like a prisoner of war,
because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,
Jack
4 years ago
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partyandBS
Posts: 5801 - Karma: 90,701
Kinda dr. Seuss like with the simple AA BB rhythm scheme so prepare to get canceled


throw in some trap beats with hella snares and this will go hard as fuck
4 years ago
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Butterytips69
Posts: 731 - Karma: 8,215
CheesenChipsMake it into a haiku


Other stuff is cool
But skiing is way better
OP is virgin
4 years ago
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,558
Very true
Butterytips69Other stuff is cool
But skiing is way better
OP is virgin
4 years ago
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GrandThings
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Slap this shit on the new Vishnu topsheets
4 years ago
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PissWizard69
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Its so beautiful.. Getting this as a tattoo
4 years ago
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chafe.
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This happened to my buddy Eric
4 years ago
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theabortionator
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PissWizard69Its so beautiful.. Getting this as a tattoo


I got $5 on it
4 years ago
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Awelterego
Posts: 167 - Karma: 1,434
Sucks that OP can’t read these responses
4 years ago
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WoFlowz
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AwelteregoSucks that OP can’t read these responses


Why is that he isn’t banned like Dolan and he isn’t stuck on the toilet he send me croc pics an hour ago
4 years ago
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Awelterego
Posts: 167 - Karma: 1,434
WoFlowzWhy is that he isn’t banned like Dolan and he isn’t stuck on the toilet he send me croc pics an hour ago


According to his first stanza - he’s still learning how to read 🤷🏻‍♂️



(also fwd the croc pics plz)

**This post was edited on Mar 19th 2021 at 5:23:03pm
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BigDilfCam
Posts: 57 - Karma: 483
To ski or not to ski 🤔
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Skiing will make you happy but you need a binding to ski
4 years ago
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GeorgeBrown
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skierman_jackTo my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,
I can spend hours learning how to read,
I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,
I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,
I can lift weights until I’m sore,
but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,
I can watch a movie I like,
I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,
but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,
thinking all this as I take a shit,
I feel like a prisoner of war,
because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,
Jack


Imma print out this poem and put it on my Stan mixer.
4 years ago
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WisconsinDogfart
Posts: 675 - Karma: 5,529
🥲
4 years ago
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VT_scratch
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skiermanOh look, another thread where someone is trying to pass off their 7th grade assignment as original content.


literally scrolled down through this thread to look for your shitty comment. sure enough, skierman is always here.
4 years ago
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vibecheck
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gonna print this as stickers and put em everywhere
4 years ago
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