How do I remove brain cells faster so I have more swag while skiing?

h3nry.

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Loner

Become a ski racer. You will instantly lose brain cells

Mar 15 2021 10:13PM

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little1337

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Crazy Fool

Mar 15 2021 10:13PM

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JAHpow

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Crazy Fool

Read through threads from Ankilla and/or watch his insta

Mar 15 2021 10:19PM

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a_pla5tic_bag

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Crazy Fool

The eat some wax thread is that way my friend.

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**This post was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 10:25:10pm

Mar 15 2021 10:24PM

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SlitherySnake

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Insane

nice name

Mar 16 2021 12:25AM

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Jems

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No Life

setup someone to pee in ur butt

Mar 16 2021 12:26AM

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pissnu_skis

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Ridiculous

SlitherySnakenice name

Thanks dawg
i am the pissmaster

Mar 16 2021 12:27AM

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CoolChillGuy420

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Basement Dweller

gotta do a bit more during your safety meetings, talking like bringing the entire dab nail kit and the whole works

Mar 16 2021 12:43AM

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Temetius

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Wannabe

JAHpowRead through threads from Ankilla and/or watch his insta

Sadly cant, the man blocked me on ig years ago lmao

Mar 16 2021 4:20AM

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teamdummy

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Insane

Nitrous Oxide. I’m dumber to this day because of that wonderful hippie gas.

Mar 16 2021 7:54AM

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CatdickBojangles

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Play the blackout game daily.

Mar 16 2021 8:31AM

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partyandBS

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Every brain cell lost is weight reduction and is actually performance enhancing!! Sometimes it takes blunt force trauma to knock the really sticky ones out of place. Consider getting into bar fights, riding shotgun while your friend ghost rides the whip, or putting out an ad on Craigslist paying strangers to chase you down and throw a sack over your head and kicking the shit out of you. You know, regular everyday things to better yourself!

Mar 16 2021 9:09AM

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Icant_kfed

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Insane

h3nry.Become a ski racer. You will instantly lose brain cells

awfully generous of you to assume they had them to begin with

Mar 16 2021 9:40AM

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DominatorJacques

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pissnu_skisHelp me

So easy, just start snowboarding!

Mar 16 2021 9:56AM

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freestyler540

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Watch tik tok videos for a day straight. That should drop your iq enough to drop out of highschool.

Or eat a bunch of vagicil like cartman in south park

Mar 16 2021 10:03AM

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johnblaze

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Insane

freestyler540Watch tik tok videos for a day straight. That should drop your iq enough to drop out of highschool.

Or eat a bunch of vagicil like cartman in south park

Gotta watch Nascar too!

Mar 16 2021 10:59AM

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WoFlowz

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Crazy Fool

Eat wax like me or hit your head on whale tail boxes like me

Mar 16 2021 11:04AM

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ReturnToMonkey

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Everyone here is just recommending ways to kill brain cells. To truly get the benefits, you have to have your friends perform a lobotomy and actually remove the gray matter

Mar 16 2021 11:14AM

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BrandoComando

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Alcohol!

Short-term benefits: Lowered inhibitions (aka braver), loss of critical judgement (aka sendier), lowered body temperature (aka won't get cold in the snow)

Long-term benefits: Loss of brain cells from liver disease, crippling alcoholism, depression, and sicker ski edits from the short-term benefits

Mar 16 2021 1:34PM

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