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How do I remove brain cells faster so I have more swag while skiing?

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pissnu_skis
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Help me
Mar 15 2021 10:11PM 21 1
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h3nry.
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Become a ski racer. You will instantly lose brain cells
Mar 15 2021 10:13PM 18 1
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little1337
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Mar 15 2021 10:13PM 32 0
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JAHpow
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Read through threads from Ankilla and/or watch his insta
Mar 15 2021 10:19PM 38 0
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a_pla5tic_bag
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The eat some wax thread is that way my friend.

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**This post was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 10:25:10pm
Mar 15 2021 10:24PM 38 0
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SlitherySnake
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nice name
Mar 16 2021 12:25AM 7 0
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Jems
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setup someone to pee in ur butt
Mar 16 2021 12:26AM 4 0
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pissnu_skis
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SlitherySnakenice name


Thanks dawg
i am the pissmaster
Mar 16 2021 12:27AM 7 1
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DeebieSkeebies
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gotta do a bit more during your safety meetings, talking like bringing the entire dab nail kit and the whole works
Mar 16 2021 12:43AM 14 0
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Temetius
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JAHpowRead through threads from Ankilla and/or watch his insta


Sadly cant, the man blocked me on ig years ago lmao
Mar 16 2021 4:20AM 6 0
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teamdummy
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Nitrous Oxide. I’m dumber to this day because of that wonderful hippie gas.
Mar 16 2021 7:54AM 14 0
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CatdickBojangles
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Play the blackout game daily.
Mar 16 2021 8:31AM 3 0
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partyandBS
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Every brain cell lost is weight reduction and is actually performance enhancing!! Sometimes it takes blunt force trauma to knock the really sticky ones out of place. Consider getting into bar fights, riding shotgun while your friend ghost rides the whip, or putting out an ad on Craigslist paying strangers to chase you down and throw a sack over your head and kicking the shit out of you. You know, regular everyday things to better yourself!
Mar 16 2021 9:09AM 19 0
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Icant_kfed
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h3nry.Become a ski racer. You will instantly lose brain cells


awfully generous of you to assume they had them to begin with
Mar 16 2021 9:40AM 5 0
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DominatorJacques
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pissnu_skisHelp me

So easy, just start snowboarding!
Mar 16 2021 9:56AM 17 0
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freestyler540
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Watch tik tok videos for a day straight. That should drop your iq enough to drop out of highschool.

Or eat a bunch of vagicil like cartman in south park
Mar 16 2021 10:03AM 5 0
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johnblaze
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freestyler540Watch tik tok videos for a day straight. That should drop your iq enough to drop out of highschool.

Or eat a bunch of vagicil like cartman in south park


Gotta watch Nascar too!
Mar 16 2021 10:59AM 2 1
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WoFlowz
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Eat wax like me or hit your head on whale tail boxes like me
Mar 16 2021 11:04AM 11 0
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ReturnToMonkey
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Everyone here is just recommending ways to kill brain cells. To truly get the benefits, you have to have your friends perform a lobotomy and actually remove the gray matter
Mar 16 2021 11:14AM 10 0
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BrandoComando
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Alcohol!

Short-term benefits: Lowered inhibitions (aka braver), loss of critical judgement (aka sendier), lowered body temperature (aka won't get cold in the snow)

Long-term benefits: Loss of brain cells from liver disease, crippling alcoholism, depression, and sicker ski edits from the short-term benefits
Mar 16 2021 1:34PM 10 0
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vibecheck
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talk to @Jems
Mar 16 2021 1:39PM 2 0
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hdubs
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Don't wear a helmet and take a rail straight to the dome
Mar 16 2021 2:58PM 9 0
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skierman_jack
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When you’re done roaching an entire dub in 3 minutes, chase it with the bong water. That usually helps me get in the mood for creativity
Mar 16 2021 5:00PM 7 0
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LamSobinsky
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Concussion
Mar 16 2021 6:09PM 3 0
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shaq
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whippets
Mar 16 2021 10:57PM 3 0
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snowmosexual
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Shot of whiskey in the morning
Mar 17 2021 4:33PM 2 0
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DominatorJacques
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snowmosexualShot of whiskey in the morning


And then one more every half hour after that!
Mar 17 2021 7:46PM 5 0
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jompcock
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Max out your dins
Mar 17 2021 8:15PM 2 2
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beepbeepski
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smoke k2, snort wax scrapings, snowboard, the list goes on
Mar 17 2021 9:45PM 4 0
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DominatorJacques
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jompcockMax out your dins


Better to "Drop a ski, than loose a knee!" See 1:42


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/646210/Terrain-Park-skiing-How-To---How-Not-To
Mar 18 2021 12:38AM 2 1
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Treegrabber
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Watch tik tok
Mar 18 2021 12:39AM 3 0
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Notaskibum
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Ask dolan he's the expert on not having brain cells
Mar 18 2021 12:45AM 3 0
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